Maoshan Ghostbusters

The demon Yue laughed, "The story has developed to the present, and it has become more and more exciting. The distance between the cat spirit and the strong man is only a few centimeters, so if they face to face, then the tip of the nose must touch the tip of the nose. What?"

Luffy smiled, "It is undeniable that the distance between the strong men of the cat spirits was very close at the time. As for whether they were close enough to touch the tip of their nose, the person who told me the story did not specifically explain it. The distance is very close. When the old Taoist said this, the strong man was so scared that he dared not move, but after a stalemate, the strong man couldn't stand it any longer. He opened his throat and shouted, Master, what should I do? I stand motionless like this, really awkward. The old Taoist smiled bitterly, you, make it awkward for a while, stop making trouble. I'm almost annoying. You stay calm. The strong man frowns, Master Ah, how do you tell me how to be safe? When I think that the cat spirit is only a few centimeters away from the tip of my nose, I tremble all over with nervousness. By the way, I sniff my nose now, and I feel that the air is filled with cat hair. Taste. This smell makes me feel uncomfortable. The old Taoist smiles bitterly. That’s enough. Don’t use it. I tell you that it is very close to you, and you immediately start to use your imagination. The strong man smiles bitterly, I This is by no means imaginative, it is true. Although I love that cat very much, in fact, I am allergic to cat hair. Every time I hold that cat, I can’t help but sneeze. After that, I really started to sneeze. The old Taoist smiled, you are purely psychological. Now it is the cat spirit that is very close to you, not the cat. The cat spirit is just the cat’s spirit body. You are no longer three. -Year-old child. You should know that the spirit body is actually just a wisp of essence of a dead animal or human being. The essence is not physical. It is only a combination of the soul and resentment of the deceased and exists in a gas state. It’s a kind of transparent substance. So, facing a mass of gas, you can’t have an allergic reaction to fur-like animals. The strong man smiled bitterly, but I did feel very uncomfortable. When I touched the fur, I immediately felt the itchiness of my whole body. After speaking, I sneezed loudly again. The old Taoist sighed, you child, it is really unreasonable. I hope you can restrain your emotions as much as possible and don't imagine it. Become the cat you raised before. The strong man was surprised, but it is indeed the cat I raised for five years. The old Taoist coughed twice, I said, don’t think of it as the one you raised A cat, now it is not a fur animal with a real body, but a wisp of spirit, a cloud of gas, do you understand? The strong man frowned, tilted his head and thought for a while, whispered, I understand . It’s just a cloud of gas. The old Taoist smiled, that’s right, you said you might have fur allergies when facing a cloud of air? The strong man shook his head, it’s impossible. The old Taoist laughed, this is it. By the way, there are no fur animals here at all, everything is your psychological effect. You think too much. You just remember my words, don’t fall asleep, understand? As long as you stay awake, it can’t What happened to you. In order to relax the brawny man completely, the old Taoist pretended to laugh with ease, but his smile froze just after he laughed. The brawny man was giggling along with the old Taoist when he found out The old Taoist suddenly stopped laughing, and when he looked weird, he was completely panicked. Damn, Master, what about you? What a? Your face looks strange now, haven't you found something? The old Taoist pointed his finger at the strong man, but he didn't know what to say. So, what exactly did the old Taoist see, so nervous that his face was sweating, and he couldn't say anything? It turned out that at this time, the cat spirit, who had been facing the brawny man face to face and eyeballs to eyeballs, suddenly stretched out its pink little tongue and licked it on the brawny man’s face. He didn't notice every move, and he still looked at the old Taoist with a smile. The veteran Taoist felt both frightened and disgusted when witnessing this scene, so his smile froze and he was so surprised that he couldn't speak. At this moment, the brawny man who didn't know this was naturally confused. Seeing that the old Taoist priest was not talking, he became anxious and shouted again, Master, what happened? You said, you told me. The old Taoist pointed to the cat spirit, and then to the brawny, stammering and authentic, you—it—you two—have been stuttering for a long time, but still didn't say a word. Now, the brawny man was really anxious, and shouted again, Master, what's wrong with you? What do you want to say? What happened to me and it now? You tell me, you know, I can't see where it is at all. The old Taoist was worried that telling the truth would scare the strong man, so he had to express the current situation of the cat spirit and the strong man very tactfully, um, that, you are very close to it now. After the old Taoist finished speaking, he immediately stretched out the index finger of his left hand, and then stretched out the index finger of his right hand, and put the two index fingers together. Only then did the strong man notice that the old Taoist put the two index fingers close together, and he couldn't help being surprised. ,what? Master, there is not even a gap between your two index fingers, do you mean that I and it are already close together? The old Taoist smiled bitterly and nodded. Yes, you can be said to be intimate now. Intimacy? Hearing this description, the brawny man felt as if he had been hit by a blow, and he almost collapsed on the ground, but he knew that he had to cheer up now, and he must not be stepped down by a cat spirit, so he beat his spirits and asked, Master, just tell the truth, it's so close to me now, what does it want to do? The old Taoist smiled bitterly, my child, your brain is really not enough. It is not trying to do anything, but doing it. The strong man was surprised, Master, don't you scare me, what is it doing now? The old Taoist turned his eyes and smiled helplessly, wanting to hear the truth? The strong man nodded, um, listen. If you don't listen to the truth, who wants to listen to the lie? Don't worry, I am different from those who have a brain disease and just want to listen to lies. I want to hear the truth. The old Taoist stroked his beard and laughed. Lies have the advantage of lie. Everyone loves to listen to lie, because lie can keep people happy at all times. In many cases, human beings need all kinds of false compliments. And praise, they need to believe that the world is beautiful under the influence of lies. In fact, everyone needs this kind of lie, but few people dare to admit that they need this kind of lie. The strong man smiled bitterly. I said that I am different from them. I need the truth. I want to live in the real world. The old Taoist laughed, well, I'll tell you the truth. The truth is, it is licking your face. "