Maoshan Ghostbusters

Moyue smiled bitterly, "Is this brawny man with autism? What's the point in the forest? There is no wine in the forest, no women, and no drooling food. Living in this kind of place, just follow Like the ascetic monks, they eat wild vegetables and fruits every day, get thirsty, and drink some stream water. Normal people can't live this kind of life."

Lu Fei smiled, "Magic Yue, the reason you say this is because you can't do without wine and beauty. The strong man was only a child under ten years old at the time, and his love is not yet open. How could he be like you? Compared with the other?"

Mo Yue smiled, "This two hundred and five, born as a human, eating, drinking and having fun are the four major enjoyments. He actually chose to hide in the forest and abandon all of this. Does he really think he can be a god? Can he be quiet? In this world, no one can give up all desires, right? If there is no eating, drinking, and fun in life, then how pale and feeble and boring repetition should life be? Luffy, you say I am a womanizer, but in life, precisely because Only with good wine and food can it become colorful. Beauty is also an indispensable landscape in life."

Lu Fei sneered, "Laughter! Three words not to leave the woman."

Mo Yue laughed, "Normally, no man can leave a woman. Even a man who is unmarried for life, he always has a mother and sisters? Isn't his mother and sisters a woman?"

Luffy smiled, "Enough, when you mention a woman, you immediately become excited. It's like a dying person, hearing the gospel from heaven, and more like a bird trapped in a tunnel. , I suddenly found a light at the end of the tunnel."

Mo Yue smiled, "For me, I want to be that little bird. I hope that at the end of the tunnel, there is not only a light, but also a beautiful beauty waiting for me, eh? The tunnel is good, it should be The best place to do that kind of thing."

Luffy said in surprise, "God, you are so talented, I just made a random metaphor, you already think of doing that kind of thing with a beauty in a tunnel."

Moyue laughed loudly. "A woman once asked me how often a man would think about that kind of thing. My answer is anytime, anywhere, as long as there is a beauty, a man's mind will immediately appear to be happy with her. Good picture."

Luffy smiled and said, "Well, I'll take it, you are really an out-and-out womanizer."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You are still young, when you grow up, you will be like me, and you will be particularly interested in beautiful women."

Luffy shook his head, "Enough, I will never be like you, seeing a beautiful woman, can't even walk."

Mo Yue smiled, "Stop personally attacking me, let's continue telling the story. What happened after the burly man was crushed by the cat spirit?"

Luffy sighed, "Well, let’s go back to the story. The old Taoist smiled bitterly, children, it is impossible for human beings to leave society and live alone, unless they don’t get married in this life, or after they get married, they don’t have children. As long as they have children, There are children’s education issues, as well as children’s growth issues, all of which must be taken into consideration. Therefore, it is impossible for humans to live alone in the forest. Even if you want to be Tarzan, you have to think about it for your children. See if he can agree with your way of life. The brawny smiles bitterly. Humans are really troublesome. To be honest, I really long for the quiet and dense forest life. I believe that in the valley full of wild flowers, I will find my own The peace of mind. The old Taoist sighed because you were too young. When you grow up, you won’t think so again. The strong man sighed, I think you are right. Even though people live in society There are too many helplessness and unhappiness in the middle of the world, but people cannot leave the community of society after all. The old Taoist sighs, yes, as long as you understand, there are always many unsatisfactory things in everyone’s life. What we can do is Overcome difficulties and find ways to make your life better. The brawny sighed, I understand. Master, after talking with you for a long time, I can't feel the physical pain anymore. I just finished talking, but I couldn't help screaming With a cry, the old Taoist said in surprise, ah? My child, what's the matter with you? I just said that it doesn’t hurt, why did you shout again? The brawny sighed, alas, the pain did not disappear, it was just when I was talking to you At that time, I forgot about the pain for a while. Now that I stopped, the pain came out immediately. The old Taoist sighed, alas, you kid, it’s really troublesome, or I’d better move the mirror away so that you don’t see yourself. Feeling awkward again, and yelling pain. The strong man shook his head, no, you don’t need to move away. If you don’t dare to look directly at yourself, what kind of man is he? The old Taoist sighed, God, aren’t you self-abuse? No one in the world can calmly look at his broken corpse. The strong man smiled bitterly, nothing more. To be honest, at first sight of his misery, I also felt unacceptable. Now, I seem to be used to it, nothing I feel it. By the way, didn’t you tell me, everything is just the things in the illusion world, in the real world, I am intact. Old Taoist laughed, boy, if you think so, I’m completely relieved Just after the voice fell, I saw a fluffy figure flashing by again. The old Taoist glanced intently. It was the cat spirit. When he saw the cat spirit again, he couldn't help but yell, you bastard, look at the good things you do. What happened to this child? The cat was flying around in mid-air. Hearing the old Taoist scolding it, he immediately stopped, grinning open his fluffy mouth, and yelling meow and meow. The old Taoist saw it, and more It’s angry, hello, **** beast, do you still have a smile on your face? Good child, you were harmed like this, and this child was your master before. He loved you so much, in exchange for being crushed by you Are you too much? A beast like you really has no conscience at all. The master treats you well, have you forgotten it? How can the cat care about the old Taoist's scolding and still wave With both paws, meowing, looking very happy. Hearing the old Taoist sigh helplessly, the strong man advised, Master, don't be angry with it, it is now completely controlled by resentment, and it is useless for you to reason with it. Why do you waste your energy and talk nonsense with it? The old Taoist sighed, this beast is really hateful, and it has caused you to be like this, but it is watching the fun next to it, waving its paws, and laughing, you say, what is this not a demon? The animal is getting worse and worse. And the methods it has caused are getting more and more ruthless. "