Maoshan Ghostbusters

Luffy laughed loudly, "Magic Yue, I have found out now, you are really a teaser, and you actually have a girlfriend who loves to play games."

Mo Yue laughed, "What's so strange about this? The world is big and there are no surprises. Women have always been in all kinds. Most of the women like to go shopping, and a few women like to stay at home and play games and read books. Yes. Although there are not many such women, there are."

Luffy smiled, "Most girls who like to play games are ugly. Like the beauties in our school, none of them play games. Girls around me hardly touch games."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You are wrong again. In fact, most of the girls who like to hide at home and play games are very beautiful. First of all, because they rarely go shopping, hide at home, can’t get the sun, their skin must be fair, and Ah, girls who don’t go out shopping rarely walk. Their feet must be delicate and beautiful. Because they often walk, their weight often presses on their feet, which will cause the bones of the feet to deform, and the last time they will make their feet bigger. I know, women should be cute with little feet."

Mo Yue finished speaking and laughed triumphantly.

Luffy frowned, "Huh? It seems that you are a bit perverted. You have studied women so carefully that you have already paid attention to women's feet."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "I said Luffy, this culture that pays attention to feet was initiated by your humans first? Don't you human women have the custom of binding feet?"

Luffy smiled and said, "What nonsense, the custom of binding feet by human women is a cancer of feudal society, which has long been eradicated. It is now what age, are you still talking about the custom of binding feet?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, what you should know is that in the ancient times of your humans, small feet were indeed beautiful."

Luffy sighed, "Well, I see, you talked for a long time, just to show that girls who like to play games are more beautiful than girls who like to go shopping."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes. Isn't it right? Most girls who go shopping often have dark skin. When shopping, they will inevitably be exposed to the sun. The sun is the world of beauty. The sun is the most skin-destroying. Girls who play games at home don’t have this trouble."

Luffy frowned, "Well, I don't care about your statement, but if Lulu is here, she will definitely quarrel with you, because she likes shopping very much and she doesn't play games. I believe her You certainly don't agree with the argument that girls shopping with black skin and big feet."

Mo Yue smiled, "At least, girls who go shopping often have calluses on the soles of their feet because they walk a lot."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Aren't you talking nonsense? Who often walks without cocoons under their feet? Okay, let's not talk. I'll continue to tell you the story."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Is it the guy who is still interested in writing poetry when he died? In my opinion, this kind of guy has a brain problem. It is probably caught by the door."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Yes, it is him. The strong man enthusiastically introduced to the old Taoist priest that he was very interested in poetry when he was very young, and his parents often taught him. When he was in kindergarten, Many Tang poems can be received. For poetry, although he can recite, but compose poems, it is really the first time. The reason why he did not compose poems is because he can't find inspiration. But today, he is trapped in the world of illusion , And somehow, the inspiration for the poem suddenly appeared, making him unable to do it. He told the old Taoist that he must be grateful for this illusion world, if not because of being trapped in the illusion world, I'm afraid he won't be able to write a single line of poem in this life. Master, you know, just to write two lines of poem at me, I must thank Mimi. Because it helped me realize my dream of writing poetry. The brawny man, like crazy, repeatedly emphasized this sentence, spread his hands from time to time, and smiled helplessly. Master, writing poetry needs inspiration, but now, this illusion world has actually inspired me. Old. Taoist sigh, child, don’t get excited. I know that the illusion world gives you a warm and comfortable feeling, and it also gives you inspiration. The illusion world is a lot of benefits for you. But I still hope you stay awake, because the cat will never I easily let you go. The strong man shook his head, no! I understand now, you have completely misunderstood Mimi, Mimi is a very cute kitten. He always accompanied me quietly when he died After that, don’t forget to help me realize my dream. Master, you said such a good pet, where can I find it? The old Taoist said, my child, are you crazy? Do you know what you’re talking about? The brawny laughed , Of course I know. Actually, you don’t have to be surprised. My dream, Mimi has always known. Because when there is no one at home, I often talk to it. Although it can’t talk, it’s a very good listener. Because it will never interrupt me. The old Taoist smiles bitterly, boy, aren’t you talking nonsense? It can’t speak, how can you interrupt you? The strong man hissed, Master, please don’t interrupt I, listen to me. In fact, my parents are very busy at work and they don’t have time to accompany me. Basically, Mimi stays with me, so all my grievances and what I have in my heart are told to Mimi. Old Taoist haha Laugh, child, are you so lonely and lonely? There are two-legged people in this world. If you have something on your mind, instead of telling people, you tell a cat, isn’t it too funny? The strong man sighs, master. , You are an adult, you should know that the most unreliable thing in the world is people. If you have something on your mind and want to tell others, what would others think of you? Will you be treated as a lunatic? For example, for a while , I am very obsessed with a movie star. I collected all her photos and news and stored them in a scrapbook. I hid the scrapbook on the bottom of the cabinet and secretly took it out when there was no one at home. Take a look. The brackets, here is a special note. When a strong man was a child, he did not have a computer. At that time, the stored data was still stored in a folder instead of in the computer hard drive. So, my dream, my heart, Mimi All know. I Now I understand that everything it does is to help me realize my dreams. I have told it countless times that I want to write poetry. It seems that all my thoughts are remembered. Mimi is so cute. After the burly man finished speaking, he looked again at a point in the void, gratefully, Mimi, thank you so much. In order to help me realize my dream, you actually spent so much thought. You are so cute. Master, you said, Mimi is a pet, but he has done so much for my little owner. How can I repay him? The brawny man was so moved that he cried. "