Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "I thought this murderer was such a tough person. It turns out that he was just a poor bug, a fool who was abandoned by a woman."

Luffy laughed and said, "In fact, many guys who make heinous behaviors are just some of the losers in life, some poor people who are not worth mentioning. Because they have encountered many failures and hardships in real life, Especially the emotional torture and blows, as they grow old, they gradually become a perverted madman. Among them, some of them lose their minds and turn their depression and collapse into a distorted bloom. The release of this depression is light. Then he tortured and killed small animals, and at the same time developed to murder. I think that man’s wife left him, and after his wife left, he has not been able to find a suitable partner. The lonely and depressed mood cannot be relieved, and he is single. In his state, he is naturally depressed when he hears the excitement of the wild cats every night when they mate."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "What is this? Envy, jealousy and hate?"

Luffy smiled and said, "It should be. There is a very vulgar but popular phrase in the game called hitting a couple dog. For example, when I play a game, I have encountered this situation. Single gamers, if you meet a couple Playing together in a team must be chasing that woman's frenzied beating. When arresting someone, she must be arrested."

Moyue laughed loudly, "Single dogs are really scary. The little girl who comes out to play games with her boyfriend will be treated like this by you, and it will not stop."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Yes, until the catch is broken. Especially on the Qixi Festival and Valentine's Day, you can watch it. They are all for couples. I remember that on the Qixi Festival this year, I also organized with Gao Peng and Li Yuantai. A small team dedicated to catching lovers dogs."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Just the three of you, are you still organizing a small squad? By the way, you trio of three are already a small squad, right?"

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Yes, we three are three friends in the grass, specializing in couples. I remember that on the Chinese Valentine's Day, the three of us also changed their names in the same format. My name is Lovers Dog and Gao Peng is Love Lovers Dog. Li Yuantai is called a dog who abuses lovers."

Demon Yue smiled bitterly, "Your names are too exaggerated?"

Luffy smiled, "Is this also called exaggeration? It's more exaggerated than our name. For example, the dog abuse team, the couple kills the whole family, and the dog couple kills. There are too many similar names."

Mo Yue smiled, "It seems that you single dogs and couples are really jealous."

Luffy smiled and said, "No! You are wrong again, we are envious of them at all. They are dead, and show affection when there is nothing to do. As soon as the game is opened, the chat with me, me and me will start. The content is awful, what husband, help I take Dad Blue, my husband, and help me fight wild monsters. My husband, the sword saint on the opposite side always comes to catch me. You should also go to the wild area to find him. Husband, I have died more than 20 times, and you still can’t fight. Excuse me? The man immediately replied, wife, it’s okay, no matter how much you send, it’s okay, I can still Kerry."

Mo Yue smiled, "What they said is nothing wrong with me, right?"

Lu Fei sneered, "The problem is serious. As a summoner, even Red Papa and the wild monsters can't be killed. What games are there to play? One game will send more than 20 heads. Is this person's brain still a human brain? It's almost like a pig brain."

Mo Yue smiled, "You, listen to your remarks, I know why you are single. Because you don't have a tolerant heart. Playing games with girls requires a tolerant heart. Girls are naturally timid. , Unresponsive, being caught, it was natural."

Lu Fei snorted coldly, "Anyway, when I play games, I'm afraid that we have girls here, and I play games with girls. I have to be distracted from time to time to take care and protect them. It's really exhausting."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "That can't be helped. Taking care of women is a man's bounden duty."

Luffy shook his head, "No! The girl is too slow to react. Even if I have a girlfriend in the future, I will never take her to play games. I can't stand their operations. I don't know how to move. Handicapped. If you reason with them, they understand better than you, know everything, and can even speak better than you, but in practice, this is not the case at all. For example, When the girl plays the mage, she can’t control people at the critical moment, or she can control the meat, and she doesn’t control the crispy skin. What do you think is the use of meat control? Especially in the later stage, the heroes in the front row are more powerful than the meat, and you control others. Even after recruiting, people will lose a trace of blood, just like tickles, and the girls will not make up soldiers. After a game, the economy will be more than three to five thousand dollars than the opposite wizard. You said she can’t even equip her. , How do you get to the second row?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Since the girls can't play Master, let's play other heroes."

Luffy frowned, "Then what are they playing? Playing with the heroes of the flesh tank is too persuasive. When the group started, I didn't dare to go to life and death. It couldn't play the role of the flesh tank at all. Playing as a Sagittarius, he often shorted the big ones. It hurts really. All the heads that were supposed to be collected ran home. It just slipped under your nose. If you play assassin, it hurts even more. I saw a girl playing with Juggernaut, playing with my own eyes. A terrible record of 0-30, and most importantly, not even an assist."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "That would be too miserable. How can we get an assist in a team together? Didn't you even get an assist?"

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Yes, it's such a pitfall, so after playing the game, I immediately reported her."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You are a bit too much, just report it? I don't know how to pity and cherish jade."

Luffy smiled and said, "There is no way, I can obviously win the game, and let her lose in life, what else can I say? The beginning of the game was to grab the swordsman with Li Yuantai. We thought she could be Kerry? The 0-30 record is really speechless. After playing the game, the three of us clicked to report together."

Mo Yue sighed, "You guys, it's still too childish."

Luffy laughed, "Games are serious things, do you think it’s a joke? Since I have spent time and energy playing games, who wants to lose? I believe everyone wants to win or not. But there is such a mention. My teammate, what are you waiting for if you don't report her?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "According to your statement, the girls are too bad for playing games."

Luffy nodded, "Yes, girls are timid and slow in reaction, so they are not suitable for playing games by nature. Otherwise, how can girls be seen in large-scale competitions? They are all male players. Men are naturally quick to react and have accurate judgment. Suitable for playing games."