Maoshan Ghostbusters

Demon Yue said in surprise, "It's interesting, after a long time, the thief, or the thief that the person thinks, is not a person, but a small animal."

Luffy smiled, "Did you think of this result?"

Moyue smiled bitterly, "Of course it is not. Actually, I have just imagined that the thief outside the door is also a powerful kongwu strong man, and this strong man is kicking a dagger in his arms, and the man is carrying a stick. , The two of them were preparing for a battle. Later, the residents living nearby rushed over to subdue the thief together."

Luffy smiled, "Your imagination is OK, I get full marks, but in fact, the thief outside the window is not a person, but a small animal."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, is it a bit too much for you to say that, you seem to have already determined that the little animal is here to steal something."

Luffy laughed, "That's right, that little animal originally came to steal something, but it hasn't stole it yet. In fact, many little animals are thieves, for example, the rat among the four pests in the countryside. Weasel and weasel like to steal chicken. Rat recipes are more extensive. As long as humans eat, they eat everything, so once the rat hole is dug up, it can kill popularity. I remember my grandfather told me that in the 1960s, he was so poor There is no food, the bark and grass roots are all eaten as food. It is really useless. The village chief waved his hand and took everyone to the field to dig mouse holes. Not to mention, a mouse hole can dig out several catties of grain. . This is the legendary borrowing food from the mouse."

Mo Yue frowned, "Mom, you humans are so poor that you can't even eat it?"

Lu Fei smiled and said, "What's wrong with this? It's normal. According to my grandfather, during that time, the family can really describe it as the inability to open the pot. There was not even a grain of rice in the rice bowl. It would be good to have cornmeal. Of course, it’s better now, and life is getting richer, and it’s no longer possible to have nothing to eat."

Moyue smiled and said, "Well, according to what you said, the little animal came to steal things. Then what kind of animal is it?"

Luffy smiled, "Guess."

Mo Yue shook his head, "Where can I guess? It sounds mysterious to you, but I really can't imagine it."

Luffy smiled and said, "I can remind you that the small animal is curled up and it is the size of a basketball, and it's fluffy."

Mo Yue frowned, "Well, the size of a basketball? It's fluffy and steals things. Is it a weasel?"

Lu Fei smiled and said, "You are so funny, I seem to have analyzed with you before, that man's house is a bungalow compound in the old city, there will be no weasels in the city."

Mo Yue sighed, "If it wasn't a weasel, then I can't think of a small animal."

Luffy smiled, "Continue to remind that this kind of little animal is a kind of little animal that can be seen everywhere, and they have a very close relationship with humans."

Mo Yue frowned, "Could it be a dog? But, it doesn't make sense. It's impossible for a dog to jump on the windowsill. Moreover, most dogs are huge, and almost many dogs are much larger than basketball."

Luffy laughed, "Of course it’s not a dog. Forget it, you’re so stupid, so keep listening to my story. Keep listening, and you’ll know what the little animal on the window sill is. Cat Ling sighed and continued. In that person’s tone, when I shone my flashlight on the fluffy little animal, it seemed to wake up suddenly, stopped scratching, raised its head, and looked at me in surprise. In fact, it was even more surprised at the time. It was me. I found that the little animal lying on the window sill was actually a cat. From its alert look, I could see that it was a wild cat, but what surprised me more was that it was I stared at each other, but I didn’t run away immediately. I raised the stick in my hand, roared and rolled, you beast, most of the night, disturbed my dream. Who knows, the wild cat just glanced at me, and immediately, Turning my gaze to my window sill again, there was a meow. I followed its gaze, and almost didn’t get annoyed. The thing the wild cat was staring at was actually the dried fish I put on the window sill. The dried fish was a gift brought to me by my relatives in the country. I found it too fishy and hadn’t eaten it, so I couldn’t bear to throw it away, so I kept it on the windowsill. Of course, I kept it in the house. Now, that The wild cat wants to eat dried fish through the windowpane and screens. My window is plugged in. It's only strange that it can eat until its mouth. No wonder this little animal has been scratching the window for a long time to figure out what it wants After stealing something, I became even more angry. This little beast was really greedy, and he was daring to think about human things. What's more annoying was that the wild cat found me shining on it with a flashlight and reprimanded it. It actually didn’t leave. It still stared at the package of dried fish and kept meowing. Seeing what it meant, it seemed to be begging me to give it to him. I’m not so kind to eat. Something is given to a wild cat. It really made a mistake. In my anger, I jumped up and yelled and rolled, you beast, the food is human, and all the delicious things belong to humans, and you, these stubbornness The **** all try to support themselves. Don’t always worry about picking a piece of meat from the gap between human teeth. I thought that when I yelled at it, it would understand that I am not a benevolent person. I and those who always give The kind people they feed are different. However, this **** beast, after hearing my thunderous roar, only shivered. After that, he was still the same as before, staring eagerly at the dried fish, meowing endlessly. It seems that if I don’t give him dried fish today, he will never leave the posture. Seeing him so persistent, I am even more angry. I know that this little beast, if you don’t give him a color, he will definitely I won’t leave easily. So I decided to take action. I immediately ran to the door, brushed the floor, opened the door, and ran out with a stick. However, the beast was much more agile than I thought. When I opened the door, it immediately jumped off the window sill lightly, slammed into the pile of debris under the window, and disappeared. I knew it must have been hiding, and it should not have gone far. There are a lot of broken cardboard boxes and car repair toolboxes piled on my window sill. Some old shoes and a few bags of garbage were thrown on the ground. That little **** must be hiding in this pile of clutter. I slammed the stone road with a stick, roared, and got out, you little thief, you want to steal my dried fish, but unfortunately, my windows are closed tightly. You can't steal it at all. If you are interested, get out quickly, otherwise, I want yours to look good. "