Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "This little cat is so upset that it is here again."

Luffy smiled, "As the saying goes, you are not afraid of the thief, but you are afraid of the thief. Now the kitten is worried about the package of small fish."

Mo Yue sighed, "This cat is really greedy."

Lu Fei smiled, "There is a nickname to describe a greedy person, called a greedy cat. If a cat is not greedy, there will be no such title as a greedy cat."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "So, cat greedy is by no means a false name."

Luffy laughed, "In fact, no animal is not greedy, including humans, but also very greedy, but humans are advanced animals, which are more able to control their emotions and will not easily show them. Animals are different. They are inherently poor in self-control. In many cases, they cannot control their emotions at all. Especially the temptation of food. Due to the harsh living environment, their desire for food is beyond our imagination."

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Are you sympathizing with those little animals?"

Luffy smiled and said, "That's right. Don't you mean those little animals are both pitiful and cute?"

Mo Yue smiled, "That's why you talked to them."

Luffy smiled, "I mean, little animals live in the human world. Although they have brought some troubles to humans, they also bring a lot of fun to the human world. Because of their existence, the human world has changed. It’s more vivid and interesting. If there were only humans in this world and no other animals, it would be so boring."

Mo Yue smiled, "These are all your personal opinions. Not all humans have a tolerant heart. Many people have the same views on pets as that person, who hate them. They think that pets are all right. It adds noise and feels that pets urinate and urinate everywhere and soil the environment."

Luffy frowned, "I can only say that these people are mentally deformed and cannot tolerate the existence of other animals. Okay, I will continue to tell you the story. Cat Ling sighed and continued to speak in that person’s tone. That night, that After the hateful wild cat was gone, I lost sleep again. In fact, in recent years, my health is getting worse and worse, especially after my wife is gone. I often stay up late and drink heavily, and I am addicted to cigarettes. My body has already started to go downhill. I was tossed by the cat again, and I had insomnia again. Because I couldn't sleep, I had to continue drinking. I knew that drinking would delay my business tomorrow, but I still couldn't control myself. As long as I was upset, I couldn't help but touch the glass. That night, I drank until dawn before going to bed. When I washed up and rushed to the store, several customers were waiting at the door of the store, waiting to pick up the car. In fact, one of the customers was the wife of a nouveau riche, and I obviously took the car. After it was repaired, she picked out a bunch of faults, which caused me to toss for several times. When I finished maintaining her car, she said that I was wasting her time and she had to give me a discount. I quarreled with her, other people’s cars, I repaired and maintained them, and they drove away happily. And she, after a long time quarrel with me, just changed the parts four or five times, she Still dissatisfied, I let her drive the car away. I don’t want to do her business anymore. She still refused and had to let me fix it. I was really tossed up and down by her. Just such a little job, let her assign it. I have spent most of my time in her car. When it's over, I have to give a discount and say that I was taking her time. This is utterly unreasonable. When I got angry, I didn't bother to take care of her and refused to lower the price. , Must not encourage her to bully people. As a result, how can I think about it, when I pulled down my face and told her that a penny is not enough, she immediately sneered, you wait, you have your good fruits. After that, I twisted my fat buttocks and turned and left. I looked at the thick back of the stinky lady, furious and honest, bitch, so rich, millions of cars can be bought, and I care about the repair fee. If you have the ability, don’t have problems with your car? Besides, my repair fee is fair and reasonable, and I didn’t slaughter her. She would go to whomever she wanted to judge. I don’t care, anyway, you don’t have enough money. , I just don’t want to drive the car back. I looked at the car key in my hand triumphantly, hum, thanks to my wit, I pulled out the car key in advance, otherwise such an unreasonable old lady would run without getting in the car. Yes, I still care about this problem? Now, the key is with me anyway. She wants to pick up the car, she has to do it well before, and it won’t do anything less. In my opinion, that fat lady is just the wife of a nouveau riche , There should be no means. In the end, she hadn't come back to pay for the car. But what happened later made me understand that she was not that simple. About a quarter of an hour later, she came back, she did not come back alone Yes, she also brought a policeman. The policeman shouted to see the business license as soon as he came in. When I heard it, I immediately got frustrated. I did get the business license, but the business license requires annual inspection every year. , The annual inspection has to pay a sum of money, my small business, of course, can save or save, as long as No one checks it, so I am happy to fool around and save money. The actual situation at that time was that I had not had an annual inspection for several years, at least three consecutive years. Now I’m worried every day, just because I’m afraid that someone will come to investigate, I’ll have to pay a late fee, maybe there’s a fine, it’s not a few thousand dollars left? A few thousand yuan, so many things can be done. I'm not reconciled to being taken away by them. How to do it? At this time, if you want to fight the woman again, you will definitely suffer. I don’t even know the policeman she brought, and I can’t talk to him. I saw that the policeman was full of anger, and quickly handed out cigarettes, served tea, and accompanied him. The two talked about it. The woman was very angry at first. After spending a long time, I finally coaxed it off. Finally, the police made a speech. Today’s matter can be big or small. As long as you are smarter, I will assume that I have not seen everything today. I heard him say that, and my heart said that hurry up and go down the donkey, and what else to do, so I smiled, okay, I didn’t expect that this eldest sister is your good friend, or else, today’s car repair fee will count. Yes, then I ask you to take care of my business license. The police laughed, it's okay, we were born again and again, and I didn't see what happened today. Okay, it's getting late, we should also go. Her child is out of school, and she has to pick up the child. The policeman finished speaking and pointed at the fat woman. The fat woman stretched out her hand towards me with a smile, so now, please return the car keys to me. Things have reached this point, what else can I do besides compromise? I had to pretend to be smiling and return the car key to the fat woman. She is also welcome, took the key, triumphantly, let's go. "