Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue laughed and said, "Poor, the depressed day is finally over. Being bullied and run, only has patience. The most hateful thing is that if you want to escape the fat lady, but you can't even move, if you move, You have to consider the rent issue. After all, kind landlords are rare."

Luffy smiled, "Actually, what the man called moving was a shop move. The location of the shop must also be considered when the shop moved. Of course business is good in the city center. Unfortunately, the shop rents are high and not everyone can afford it. Shops in remote locations, The rent is very low, but there is no business, renting a house, no business, just lose money. Therefore, he can't move at all."

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "I can't move, and I'm catching up with such a difficult fat lady. This person must be extremely depressed."

Luffy smiled and said, "Yeah. So he drank booze as soon as he got home. Okay, you should continue to listen to my story. Of course, this time, the cat will continue to tell the story in that person’s tone. In the evening, I went to bed early. I got home at ten o’clock and fell asleep at eleven o’clock. Normally, I only drew off the lights and went to bed after twelve o’clock, or even one or two o’clock. Because I went to bed early and went to bed. In the middle of the night, I woke up suddenly. Actually, to be precise, I was awakened by a familiar sound, the kind of clicking sound. The sound was still sharp and piercing, like a scratch on my ears. On my chest, it made me itchy. When I heard this sound, I immediately sat up. Obviously, the sound came from the window sill. Because I had two bottles of beer before going to bed, my sanity was not Very awake, with a splitting headache, I rubbed my temples vigorously, and immediately understood that this click must have been made by the animal. At the same time, the appearance of the wild cat immediately appeared in my mind. For confirmation. It was the cat. I walked around the tall backrest of the sofa and sneaked to the window. The moonlight tonight is as bright as day, and I can see clearly, it’s the wild cat. That’s right, it’s the tabby cat, It’s not very big, it looks like a thief, I felt furious, and cursed secretly, I’m here again. I’m wondering if I didn’t beat you to death today. The wild cat didn’t find me at all, and continued to scratch the window frame with his paw. And window screens. I walked gently to the back room, found the wooden stick, and then carried the stick, walked quietly to the door again, slammed the door open, shouted, and rushed out. What I did not expect was that one The cat’s reaction was much faster than I thought. It disappeared into the grass almost in the blink of an eye. I was reconciled and chased it with a stick, but it seemed very spiritual. Seeing me chasing it, immediately I dashed to the fence, overcame the fence, and jumped down. I chased the wall out of breath, and had to sigh with excitement. After all, in order to chase a cat, I couldn't climb the wall in the middle of the night, my age. I’m going to be laughed at when I get over the wall. I took a stick and returned home. I had insomnia again and continued to drink until dawn. Finally, I was so drunk that I fell asleep on the table. I woke up at noon the next day. I hurried to the shop and realized that several customers got up early. Because I didn’t open the door, the business was robbed by the shop opposite. The owner of the shop opposite was a stubborn old man. He was getting old and married a shampoo. My sister, after the shampoo girl married him, she went ashore for nothing. She didn’t do the business of selling spring clothes. She followed him and became a young lady. The old man is already in his sixties, and the shampoo girl has just turned 18. On the street, no one was optimistic about their combination. They all said that the shampoo girl was with him for money, but the old man didn’t listen. After all, the shampoo girl was tender. An 18-year-old girl married a 60-year-old man. This old couple and young wife work in the store every day. People who don’t know think they are father and daughter. After knowing their relationship, few people care about them. Even customers, few people are willing to go Their shop repairs the car, because even though the shampoo girl had gone ashore, she had eaten prostitutes after all, and she was not only dressed in revealing clothes , And between her gestures, she always hooks up with men intentionally or unintentionally, especially her eyes. When she fixes her gaze on a certain man, it will always make that man misunderstand what she wants to happen to her. Ever since, I also used my eyes to tick back. It doesn’t matter that the shampoo girl plays with the men’s eyes and teases, but unfortunately, the old man can’t stand it anymore. At first, he still endured it, not wanting to offend the client for fear of delay in earning money. How can the old man stand it? After all, the shampoo girl is his wife. Therefore, in the opposite shop, there are often quarreling noises. When the customer does not leave, the old man quarrels with the customer. As soon as the customer leaves, the old man talks to the shampoo girl. noisy. In short, his shop rarely has quiet times. Over time, those men felt that taking advantage of the opportunity of repairing the car to strike up a conversation with the shampoo girl, they would often get caught up with the fox instead of eating the fox, and stopped patronizing his shop. For a time, the business has lost a lot. However, the old man doesn't mind. It is said that the old man has been in business for many years and has a lot of savings, otherwise the 18-year-old shampoo girl would not marry him. But now, I wake up late, and the business has gone to his house. I feel very annoyed. When I opened the store door, I looked back inadvertently and found that the shampoo girl was leaning against the store door, tilting her head, and looking at me happily, looking very proud. I snorted, spit, and cursed, these days, it's really fucking, chickens and dogs can ascend to the sky, and if this goes on, chickens can grow wings and fly into the sky. These **** chickens, don't look at you jumping happily now, watch out for turning into a plague chicken by accident. The shampoo girl had a bad background and had been in that profession. She was always afraid that others would say chicken, so I deliberately emphasized chicken and said it several times. The shampoo girl knew that I meant Sang Shuhuai, gave me a vicious look, spit in the trash can, and turned back to the shop. After a while, there was a fierce quarrel in the opposite shop. I listened, laughed, cursed secretly, deserved it. Call you a dick, watch my joke, go to **** you. Of course, it seemed to me that the reason why their husband and wife quarrel must be because I just ran the shampoo girl, and the shampoo girl did not dare to confront me directly, so she ran back to bully her trash husband. To be honest, I don’t believe that they have feelings at all. An eighteen-year-old girl has a lot of options. There is no need to marry such an old man. Although the old man has two bad money, she is not rich. People are just better than ordinary men. "