Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue smiled and said, "This passage is very relieved, and Sanwazi's father finally broke out."

Luffy smiled and said, "Yeah, they are already riding on their heads and shit, and they haven't exploded. What are you waiting for? I replaced them with an axe, and watched them dare to come and talk nonsense. It’s crazy to say that I want to take people away."

Mo Yue smiled, "Didn't the villagers say that they are acting in accordance with the village's regulations."

Lu Fei sneered, "What **** rules are made by themselves, they are really stupid."

Mo Yue smiled, "The guy who went back to look for his ears made me smile inexplicably."

Luffy smiled, "Okay, let me tell you the story. After the villagers left, my parents cleaned up the house and asked me to go to bed. They sat in the outhouse and sighed relatively. My mother kept crying, where could I still fall asleep? They ran out to persuade them to sleep, they said they couldn't sleep, and they said that I was not well, so they let me go to bed first. I sat with them for a while, and heard that they had a good time. Talking about the trivial things at home, and finally fell asleep. Early the next morning, I heard noisy noises outside the door, it seemed that someone was arguing, and there were strange sounds, I sat up and called Dad Mom, but no one agreed. He pricked his ears and listened carefully, and found that the noise outside the door seemed to be from the mother. Who was the mother arguing with? It seemed that there was still the voice of the father and the jingle outside the door. What are you doing again? With this question, I got out of bed and ran to the door, and found that there were a lot of people outside the door, and there seemed to be many people standing there. I opened the door and ran out, immediately dumbfounded. I found out last night The villagers who came to our house to arrest people came again. The village chief did not come this time. The head of the guy was the guy whose ears were chopped off and half pulled last night. At this time, his ears have been sewn on, the soft morning light On his ears sewn with black thread, it looks particularly dazzling. The black thread is thin and dense and stitched very carefully. In addition to the few villagers last night, there are many more people watching the excitement. When they were not idle, they took long wooden boards and smashed them into the ground. They were all two meters long and about sixty centimeters in width. I counted them, and they had already dropped five. These five boards happened to be stuck at the gate of my house. About two meters away, there were a lot of planks on the ground, and a few villagers were busy digging holes. The villagers were doing a lot of work, and my parents wanted to stop them, but they were caught by two villagers with big cows and horses. I'm watching. My mother angered, telling you that it is illegal for you to do this. The guy with the black thread stitched on the ears is triumphant and honest, the third child is his mother, this is not what we meant, but the village head, you If you have any comments, when he comes, tell him. We just do things according to his rules. Mother angered, you illiterate, you are simply ignoring the national laws and acting arbitrarily. Wait for you to go to jail. The villagers since After the ear was chopped off, it seemed to have a problem. When speaking, he liked to hold the injured ear with his hand. At this time, the villager helped the ear and sneered, Sanwa, his mother, don't scare people, why go to jail Those who don’t go to jail, we are in the village, and the people in the village have to follow the village’s regulations. Those **** laws are useless in our village. Two years ago, our old hen was stolen and eaten by a blind egg from outside. Did the police come to catch him? Tell you, I called the police for this matter, but the policemen were busy reading the newspaper and didn't even raise their eyelids. Isn't it just an old hen? I really wanted to scold my mother. A five-jin-heavy old hen was gone. Now, the rations people eat are tight, and I managed to squeeze between my teeth and save some miscellaneous grains. Feeding that hen, and expecting the chicken to lay eggs, that’s not bad, I ran into the blind egg house to take a look, only a pile of feathers and Chicken bones, that bastard's mouth was greasy. Without saying anything, I slapped the **** with my fist. Despite the chicken feathers, the **** refused to admit that he had stolen my chicken. When I was angry, I recruited all the seven aunts and eight aunts, as well as all my little ones. Everyone beat that **** together to help me out. In the end, the **** was overcast. He was beaten to his knees and called the Lord. He turned around and called the police. That day, I was repairing tools at home, and my wife said that it was terrible. A policeman came to the village and said he was here to arrest me. Tell me to avoid it quickly. I heard it, and panicked. I just beat the blind **** the first day. Maybe that **** called the police. I ran out in a panic and just happened to bump into a policeman. I saw that it was before The policeman immersed himself in reading the newspaper, but this time, instead of reading the newspaper, he rolled the newspaper into a roll and held it under his arm. Behind the police, followed the blind egg who was bruised and swollen by me. The blind egg is limping now. It seems that yesterday's injury has not recovered. When the blind egg saw me, he immediately pointed his finger at me and shouted, the police brother, it was him, he took a lot of people to beat me and beat me like this. I want to tell the difference, but the policeman gave me a chance to speak, waved his hand, sternly, OK, you go with me, if you have something, let's send it out. I looked at the policeman who was very fierce, so I dared to talk nonsense, so I could only follow. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman gave me a blank form and asked me to write down all the facts of my crime on the form, while he put his leg up and continued to read the newspaper. At that time, I was so angry, but there was no move. I did hit people, so I could only hold back my anger, filled out the form, and handed it to the police. The police took the form and looked at it carefully, coughing and coughing. Well, judging from the content of this form, your attitude of repentance was pretty good, but you gathered a crowd to beat someone and severely injured that person, you You have to bear criminal responsibility. Fortunately, the person was not seriously injured. The decision to detain you for half a month is a warning to you for misconduct. At this time, I was dumbfounded and immediately shouted, I said the policeman, that blind egg stole my chicken and ate it, I sue him, he is fine. Now I beat him, my behavior is illegal? This-am I more wronged than Dou E? The police frowned, he was playing the piano indiscriminately. Are humans and chickens comparable? If someone eats your chicken, you will beat them up. You must know that the crime of stealing chickens is much smaller than that of beating people. Moreover, our police are so busy every day, how can we spare time to find out why a chicken died? If even the cause of the chicken's death has to be investigated, then our police must be exhausted to vomit blood. Okay, stop talking nonsense, I will take you to the detention center now. You stay there for half a month, introspect and learn from it. When the villager said this, he stretched out his hand to help his ear again and coughed twice. This is the result of my call to the police. The **** ate my chicken and it was all right. I was detained for half a month. "