Maoshan Ghostbusters

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "It's the same person, why is this Wang Mazi so fierce?"

Lu Fei smiled, "The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. There are so many people in this world, although most of them are honest and good people, but there are also treacherous and vicious bad guys and fierce people like Wang Mazi. I miss him The reason for this is that I don’t want anyone to be near his home."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Moreover, the yellow dog in his house is so fierce that others dare not approach it."

Lu Fei smiled, "How do you say this? It is said that pets are like their owners, and the owners are fierce, so pets are naturally fierce. Although this argument doesn't make much sense, it seems to make sense for Wang Mazi. For example. Said, the cat raised by my neighbor is a lazy neighbor and sleeps in the house every day. So, his pet cat is also strangely lazy, I wish I could sleep 25 hours a day. Okay, I will continue to tell the story that day. In the evening, the children drank too much, one by one, their heads were very hot, and they were all energized, planning to do something. The proposal of the little man was unanimously approved. This kind of thing is normal, I dare not even think about it. I think, Wang Mazi is famous for being fierce. People in several nearby villages have heard of his name. And not long ago, Wang Mazi's dog actually bit a child, and that child was not hurt. It was severe, but I was frightened. When I returned home, I immediately started to have a high fever and talk nonsense. After half a month of tossing, he slowly got better. After he recovered, the lively and lovely child became gloomy, taciturn and scared the children in the same village I didn’t dare to play with him. After this incident, Wang Mazi’s reputation became even greater. And the most worrying thing was that the child was bitten by a dog, and the village head brought the child’s parents to Wang Mazi for an explanation. At first, Wang Mazi didn’t open the door, but he could only hear the dog barking fiercely in the yard. When the village chief saw him not opening the door, he kept knocking on the door and shouting at his door. For a long time, Wang Mazi came out to open the door slowly. Be patient, village chief, what are you doing? It’s okay to come and knock on the door, and my wife and I are doing that thing. You bothered me and made me retreat in a hurry. I was very upset. The village chief angered, Wang Mazi, look at the good things your dog has done. I have warned you many times and asked you to keep the dog on a leash. You can do it well and never do it. Now it’s okay, it’s really troublesome, your house The dog bit someone’s child. What do you say? Wang Mazi yawned lazily and squinted at the child’s parents. The child’s parents immediately hid behind the village head in fright, and the child’s mother whispered , The village chief, we are all afraid of him, you have to call the shots for us. The village head comforted her in a low voice, um, don’t be afraid, I'll just help you call the shots. Don’t talk, just look at me. The village head said, Cough and cough, Wang Mazi, you must have an explanation about your dog biting other people’s children, right? Wang Mazi laughed and explained? Which kind of explanation do you want? I can’t explain this kind of thing. As soon as the voice fell, the big yellow dog barked and barked. The village head and the children’s parents were so scared that they backed away. The village head sternly said, Wang Mazi, I’m going to talk to you now, be serious, and I order you Now the dog is watched. Wang Mazi smiled and stopped the dog. Come on, little dear, you come back, this is the village head, we can’t afford to offend it. The yellow dog who was going to rush out with her, then stopped, Squatting at Wang Mazi's feet, staring at the three village chiefs. The village chief sternly said, Wang Mazi, just say, your dog bit someone's child, what should we do about this? Wang Mazi sneered, cold! Chang angrily said, you? What is your attitude? Wang Mazi smiled, the village chief, I can only give the child two words. The village chief angered, which two words are it? Wang Mazi laughed, deserve it! Hear these two Words, not only the child’s parents, but even the village head’s heart is broken. The child's parents naturally didn't dare to speak, the village chief said angrily, Wang Mazi, you are too bastard, you can say that, are you still a human? Wang Mazi pointed his finger at the wall next to his house, coughing and coughing, village chief, look for yourself. The village chief turned his face and saw that there was a sign hanging on the wall, saying it was a sign. In fact, it was the shell of a kraft paper box. It was torn apart by Wang Mazi and made a sign. There is a line of writing written with a brush on the sign. The writing is crooked and crooked. When you look at the writer, the level of education is not high. The village chief recognized that it was Wang Mazi's handwriting, which should have been written by Wang Mazi himself. The sign said crookedly that villagers and dogs should not approach. At the end of this sentence are three exclamation marks. The village chief looked at the words on the sign and was so startled to speak, Wang Mazi, what do you mean by this sign? Wang Mazi smiled and said, just to remind the villagers not to approach my house. I reminded me in advance that the kid didn't have eyesight yet, and he hit the muzzle by himself, so I'm not to blame. Oh, yes. The kid clearly saw this sign and walked towards my door. Is it because he doesn't know the words? The village head was stunned and looked back at the child's parents. The child's parents whispered that the baby was naughty and refused to go to school. We had no choice. Wang Mazi laughed loudly, so it's no surprise to me. I put up a sign in advance to remind everyone that your child is illiterate, so it has nothing to do with me. The children's parents are honest farmers. Hearing Wang Mazi said this, they all felt wronged. The child's mother was anxious and angry, crying loudly. My child, you are so pitiful. Wang Mazi coughed twice, impatiently, go and go, you two go to other places and cry, don't cry at the door of my house, I don't know, I thought my family was dead. The child's mother cried, "You can't shame, but your dog did bite my child." Wang Mazi laughed and said, I said you guys, I put up the sign, your child doesn't know the words on the sign, so I can't be responsible to you, because your child is illiterate and blind. The children's parents were even more sad when they heard this, crying into tears. Wang Mazi waved again to coax people, go, go, all go, stop mourning at my door, it's too unlucky. The child's parents naturally refused to obey, standing and refused to leave. For a time, people's crying, dog barking, and Wang Mazi's roar all intertwined, and the village chief stomped his feet with anger. The village chief said angrily, you are simply unreasonable, when did you hang up this brand? Wang Mazi smiled, hanging up for a long time. Then I looked at the child’s parents with a mocking look. I said you, don’t think your child has been bitten, just look aggrieved. In fact, when you’re free, it’s better to supervise your child’s study and hurry. Send your children to school so that they don’t even know such simple words.