Maoshan Ghostbusters

Moyue laughed loudly, "Did I say this paragraph was made for fun? Xiaobao's father was just pointed at the heel of high heels, not a dagger. Is it so nervous?"

Luffy smiled, "You must not underestimate women's high-heeled shoes. Women's high-heeled shoes can be used as a weapon. I remember a while ago, there was a news report on the Internet saying that the couple quarreled. The more anxious he talked, the more anxious he started, the man began to add fists and feet to the woman, and the woman was anxious, grabbing the man, pinching and twisting, but the pinching and twisting did not reach the man's fists and feet. It was also unambiguous to start with my wife, fists and feet together, and in the blink of an eye, I beat my wife to a bruise and swollen face. What should I do if the woman can't be beaten at first sight? You can't be beaten, and if you are anxious, you can't beat her The high heels were taken off. As a result, the woman was really sturdy, holding her high heels at her husband, and waving wildly, what she did not expect was that before she had the addiction to beating, the man collapsed. The ground is not moving. This time, the woman is completely hairy, because before, the man was beaten by her, and after being knocked down, he was still groaning. At that time, he was obviously still alive. The woman panicked, so she squatted down and yelled, husband, what's the matter with you? The man closed his eyes and remained motionless. Now, the woman was really scared, so she stretched out her hand to test the man’s breath , I found out that the man had died. Then he cried and wailed, mother, my husband, my dear, why did you die? In fact, this woman was also dumbfounded. It was just a normal dispute between the couple. Why did the husband die after a few hits with high heels? At that time, the woman had no idea, so she quickly called her friend for help. The friend received the call and rushed to her. I found her husband’s body was cold."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Isn't this woman a tease, killing her husband herself, and looking for friends to see her."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Yes, actually, it was because she didn't expect that high heels could kill people. Later, it made a lot of noise. A large group of media reporters interviewed her and asked what she thought at the time? That woman cried Dao, I didn’t know that shoes could kill people. If I knew that shoes could kill people, I would never beat him with shoes. Emma, ​​my dear is gone, my husband, my relatives Ah. After the woman had finished speaking, she immediately opened her throat to make a cry. This incident ended up in the court, and only one conviction of manslaughter was convicted. In the end, the family of the deceased did not prosecute, so it was nothing. . However, for the woman who beat her husband to death with high heels, there must be a shadow in her heart. I believe she can't think that high heels can also kill someone."

Moyue laughed loudly, "This is really a ridiculous case. Normally, the fact that shoes kill people is really funny."

Luffy smiled, "Yes, it's such a dumbfounding incident, and the judge is embarrassed when it goes to court. So you said, Xiaobao's father is facing the heels of high heels, will he be afraid?"

Moyue smiled and said, "It should be. And you just said that the stepmother's shoes are ten centimeters high, and the heels are thin, like an awl, so they can naturally be used as weapons."

Luffy smiled, "Okay, I will continue to tell the story now. Seeing the stepmother holding high heels pressing hard, Xiaobao's father trembles with fright, he quickly changed his face, forced a smile, and persuaded softly, dear , You see, we both have already married. From now on, we will be considered as a husband and wife. You said that you are facing me with your heels, and you look like you are facing each other. Why is this? The stepmother sneered. Didn’t you just want me to bleed? Why did you talk about the relationship between husband and wife now? Where did the fierce energy you were just now? Come on, didn’t you want to beat me? Father said with a big tongue, I drank too much, I was confused just now, I'm sorry, sorry. The stepmother sneered, but you just wanted to make me bleed, do you want to fool me? My father was surprised, daughter-in-law, are you okay? Can't I apologize? What do you want? How is it? The stepmother said sharply, making you bleed! Maybe the stepmother roared too loudly, and the sleeping sister suddenly woke up, opened her eyes, looked at the stepmother and father, and asked in a tender voice, mother, What are you doing? The stepmother walked over immediately, sat on the side of the small bed, caressed her little sister's little face lovingly, said softly, don't be afraid of good children, mother is fine. You sleep well. My sister nodded and actually closed her eyes I fell asleep. Xiaobao looked at his sister who was quickly going to sleep, and couldn't help cursing, this little thing, like a pig, fell asleep when she said she was asleep. The stepmother immediately put away the smile on her face when she saw her sister asleep. , Turned his face and glared at his father, his father saw her eyes flashing cold, he knew that the visitor was not good, he quickly put a smile on his face, hey, daughter-in-law, it's getting late, let's go to bed quickly. Stepmother sneered, sleep? You are not allowed to sleep tonight Father was surprised, why? I didn’t make any mistakes, why didn’t I allow me to sleep. Stepmother sneered, yo, tonight was originally our bridal candle night, we should have been lingering in the bed. But what about you, left me alone in the house, sitting in the yard drinking by myself, I called you, but you ignored me and finally returned to the room, you still want to beat me? Tell me What are you doing? Father knows that he is wrong, and quickly apologize, my wife, I was wrong, I know I am sorry for you, tonight, I shouldn’t drink so much wine, but tonight is a happy day for both of us , I’m happy. People are refreshed on happy occasions. If they don’t pay attention, they drank too much. The stepmother smiled, my dear husband, I just said that this matter must not be forgotten. Because the whole thing is from beginning to end , It's all your fault. When it comes, you still want to beat me, do you say that you did it too much? My father was wronged, but I already apologized, what do you want me to do? Stepmother smiled, husband , Don’t think you’ve done such a wrong thing, just apologize and it’s over. Tell you, I’m not your ex-wife, I’m not as foolish as she is. Only then did my father understand that this woman is not easy to provoke, so I can’t help but sigh. , Come on, what do you want? By the way, even if you refuse to let me go, you have to think about it for your child. The child is sleeping now. Wouldn't it be great if you woke her up? Father finished , Pointing to the sleeping sister. The stepmother sneered, I gave birth to the baby, I know her very well, once she falls asleep It’s hard to be awakened. Now, it’s time for me and you to settle accounts. "