Maoshan Ghostbusters

Xiao Liu was startled in a cold sweat, "God, are you hitting a monkey to death on the spot?"

Moyue smiled bitterly, "I am not directly hitting the monkey to death on the spot, but the brain that eats the live monkey at the scene, and the killing of the monkey is only part of the brain that eats the live monkey."

Xiao Liu frowned, "Oh my god, my goose bumps are scared by you."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Don't worry about it, it's not over yet."

Xiao Liu smiled bitterly, "I said, elder brother, you should let us go, we are all in this shape, are you still talking about it?"

Mo Yue smiled, "In fact, eating a live monkey brain and knocking a monkey to death is only the first step."

Xiao Liu frowned, "Forget it, your first step has scared me into a cold sweat. I don't want to know the rest of it anymore, so stop it."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "I said Xiao Liu, you shouldn't be so timid, right now you just listen to it instead of letting you watch it live, are you so scared?"

Xiao Liu shook his head, "No, I don't want to listen. Please stop."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Well, now the voting is on the spot. People who find it interesting and want to continue listening raise their hands."

However, Mo Yue looked at the faces of the three people present one by one, and no one raised their hands.

Xiao Liu smiled, "Have you seen? No one raised their hands, you can stop."

Mo Yue smiled, "Since there is no opinion, I have to ask them one by one. Wang Matchmaker, what do you think of my experience? Do you need to talk about it?"

Matchmaker Wang smiled bitterly, "I'm a native of the village, and I haven't seen anything in the world. To me, the things you said are like a fantasy, I think, since it is something that I have never heard of, listen. Now, it’s okay to have a long experience."

Mo Yue nodded, "Well, I see, you mean, are you willing to listen?"

Matchmaker Wang smiled bitterly, "Yes, I don't care anymore."

Moyue turned his gaze to Luffy again, "Student Luffy, what is your opinion? Would you like to continue listening?"

Luffy smiled bitterly, "I can do it, whatever you want."

Demon Yue laughed and patted Xiao Liu on the shoulder, "Little Liu, it's really unfortunate. The number of votes is already clear. It's two to one. You happen to be in the minority. Then I have to go on."

Xiao Liu impatiently slapped Mo Yue's hand, and stepped aside, his mouth pouted.

Mo Yue smiled, "Well, since there are two people here who are willing to listen, then I will continue to talk. Mengmeng smiled and said that, in fact, for the monkey, it was a help to the monkey. It's going to die anyway. Why don't you give it a happy one? Just like you did, slam it and give it a happy one. But the waiter was very timid. He held the hammer for a long time and didn't let it go. Okay. It's easy to fight, and the effort is not strong enough, so that's the funny ending that was killed after a dozen hits. As for whether the waiter was fired, I don't know. Anyway, I went to that one later. After drinking tea in the teahouse, I haven’t seen him again. I guess he was fired. Next, the manager instructed the waiter to saw the monkey’s head with a chainsaw. After the chainsaw was turned on, it made a harsh sound, which made my ears buzzing. For a time, bone residue and blood flew around, splashed on the dining table, dyed the white tablecloths red. I was really worried that the monkey would suddenly wake up and squeak when they saw their heads. Calling. Fortunately, the monkey is dead, and it won’t make any more movement. The waiter quickly saw off the monkey’s sky spirit cover, and when he uncovered the monkey’s sky spirit cover, I saw the fresh brain, one glowing light gray The pink meat, there are so many lines on the meat. At this moment, the fresh brain is still steaming slowly. The manager smiled, OK, dear sir and madam, the monkey brain you want is ready Please enjoy it to your heart's content. After speaking, she made a gesture of please. Mengmeng immediately grabbed the chopsticks and couldn't wait to clamp her head, tearing off a large piece, putting it on her plate, smiling, then I started Yeah. Seriously, good nourishing products like monkey brains can be eaten every day, and it’s greasy. It should be like me, every ten and a half days, and eat it once. It can nourish and relieve gluttony. This way of eating , Is correct. The manager nodded, with a professional smile on his face. Well, this lady is very good at maintenance. Seriously, your complexion is really good. Mengmeng smiled, your mouth is really Sweet. The manager smiled, madam, what I'm telling you is the truth, women must take good care of them, otherwise they will get old easily. Okay, I won't disturb the dinner for the two of you. Goodbye, take your time. After finishing speaking, he winked at several waiters, and the waiters immediately understood, and they all went out behind the manager. After they left, Mengmeng noticed me who was dumbfounded. So she immediately tore a piece from the monkey brain , Put it on my plate, smiled, dear, in fact, this kind of thing, men should eat more, this thing is a good product for aphrodisiac. I laughed, aphrodisiac? I don't seem to need it? And use this kind of thing Aphrodisiac, I am afraid I have no appetite. Before I finished speaking, Mengmeng immediately picked up the brain from the plate, dipped it in the seasoning, and stuffed it into her mouth. Almost the thing entered her mouth, and her eyes lit up immediately. It’s like being injected with a stimulant. I opened my throat and shouted. It’s delicious. It’s really delicious. Alas, only monkey brains in the world can give people the feeling of regular eating, and every time I eat Monkey brain, it feels different, you say magic is not magic? I looked at her blankly, and then looked at the piece on the plate in front of me. The hot brain didn't know how to answer her. She was anxious and gave me a push, dear, hurry up and eat. This food has to be eaten while it is hot, and if it is cold, the nourishing effect will be halved. Under her urging and anxious gaze, I had to pick up the brain with chopsticks and put it into my mouth, but I felt that thing was hot and slippery, as if an eel had slipped into my throat, and it was I slid down my throat unsuspectingly, and it slipped into my stomach. I didn't even have time to taste its taste, so it slipped into my stomach for no reason. And I seem to be able to feel it, twisting its greasy body, moving and sliding in my stomach, it tossing back and forth in the folds of my stomach. All these uncomfortable feelings gathered together and tortured me. Finally, I couldn't help it, lying on the trash can by the table, vomiting constantly. Yes, I feel a strong nausea, a strong nausea of ​​swallowing a living thing. I clearly felt that the thing was still alive, and it continued to live in my stomach. "