Maoshan Ghostbusters

Xiao Liu smiled, "Is this kind of thing, can I still see how to dress up? There are so many guys who dress up to six people. In fact, their girls' pockets are cleaner than their faces."

After Xiao Liu finished speaking, he felt wrong, and he coughed and hesitated, "Oh, that, in fact, I'm not talking about this elder brother, this elder brother is so energetic, ah, that Yushu Linfeng— — "Speaking of this, it feels wrong again. This devil's yue looks uglier than Zhong Kui, but isn't this Yushu Linfeng describing a beautiful man? For a while, Xiao Liu couldn't hold back any new words, and was sweating profusely. Seeing that all three of Luffy were staring at him, he stammered and continued, "Oh, that, actually I What I want to say is that this eldest brother is handsome and looks like an emperor."

Xiao Liu held back for a long time, and finally finished everything.

Almost as soon as the voice fell, Mo Yue laughed from ear to ear.

"Emma, ​​your kid is really good at compliments. I admit that I have heard compliments from countless people in my life, but what you said today is considered to be in my heart. Haha, I actually said that I had a baby The appearance of the emperor. Yes, this is absolutely appropriate. However, my father Shoubi Tianqi, I am afraid that he will not be able to wait for his death. As his son, it is more difficult to inherit the throne than ascend to heaven."

When Luffy heard this, it was definitely Mo Yue who had missed his mouth when he was overwhelmed, and quickly winked at him. When Mo Yue saw Luffy winking at him, he realized that he had said the wrong thing, and when he was panicked, he hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth. However, it was too late, and his words had been heard clearly by Xiao Liu and Wang Matchmaker.

Xiao Liu was surprised, "What's the matter? This elder brother looks different from ordinary people, who are you? Where do you come from? Why did you just say that your father is Shoubi Tianqi? Why did you say that you succeeded to the throne? Is your father your son today?"

Wang Matchpo pushed Xiao Liu vigorously, "Silly boy, have you read too many ancient books? Are you still today? Now it is a modern society, where does the emperor come from?"

Little Liu suddenly realized, "Yes, what does this elder brother just say about inheriting the throne?"

Mo Yue hurriedly covered himself, "Huh? I didn't say anything just now, you two specified that you got it wrong."

Wang Matchpo and Xiao Liu looked at each other, shook their heads together, and said in unison, "No! We absolutely heard nothing wrong, you just said clearly, what father is better than Tianqi, and what he said to inherit the throne.

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You absolutely misheard, I didn't say those things, I can swear to heaven."

Matchmaker Wang said angrily, "Hey, you guy, not only looks ugly, but you also lie and fool people. Xiao Liu is young, so you can fool him. I'm already alive. I'm an old man, you It’s not that easy to fool me."

Xiao Liu nodded, "Yes, what he said clearly just now, but now he regrets it immediately. It seems that the origins of the two of you are not that simple. Let's just say, except that you two are not in the same time and space as us, this big brother What special identity is there."

Moyue stammered, "Damn, look at the two of you, what the **** is going on? Is this questioning me? What I tell you is the truth, we are human beings in different time and space. This world There are multiple time and space coexisting."

Xiao Liu said angrily, "Enough, please don't avoid my question. What I need to know now is, what is the identity of this ugly but extraordinary elder brother?"

Moyue was about to continue to perfuse Xiao Liu with lies, grabbed Luffy, Luffy coughed and laughed, "As for the identity of this big brother, maybe I can explain it for him."

Mo Yue was worried that he would tell his true identity, and quickly winked at him. However, Luffy didn't look at him at all, this time the Demon Yue was anxious.

Luffy pretended to be very anxious, paced around the room, then suddenly stopped and sighed.

"Oh, let me tell the truth. There has been a big gap between me and this big brother. Now I will tell you the true background of me and this big brother."

Matchmaker Wang and Xiao Liu had been staring at Luffy nervously, but now they heard Luffy say something similar to the prologue, they all stared roundly, raised their ears, and listened to him. When Mo Yue heard Lu Fei say this, he stomped his feet in anxious manner, but Luffy didn't look at him, but it was useless to wink.

Luffy coughed and coughed, "Well, I'll tell the truth now. It saves you guys from guessing about our identities. Actually, I'm a policeman—"

Before Luffy's words were finished, Xiao Liu and Wang Matchmaker both opened their mouths, ah, and their faces were suspicious. It was obvious that they didn't believe Luffy's words at all. When the demon Yue heard this, he fluttered and said with joy.

"Oh, I said Luffy, you are really panting. You walked around the house for a long time. I thought you could suffocate something new. I didn't expect that I waited for a long time, but what I waited was so bloody. One sentence."

Luffy scowled and said sharply, "You are serious about it."

Xiao Liu coughed and coughed, "I said, Luffy, don’t be busy teaching that big brother, I have a question to ask you, you said you are a policeman, but this big brother called you a short classmate before. And when I look at you, aren’t you very old? That’s the appearance of sixteen or seventeen. Can you be a policeman at your age? Or is there no requirement for the age of a policeman in your time and space, and Xiaohua can be a policeman?”

Matchmaker Wang nodded, "Well, I also don't think he looks like a policeman."

Moyue looked at Xiao Liu and Wang Matchmaker, and then at Luffy, who was embarrassed and laughed.

At this time, Lu Fei made a big red face, a pair of eyes turned around on the three people in front of him, finally, his eyes settled on Mo Yue, "I said you, why laugh? You give me serious ."

Mo Yue smiled, "Little brother, I don't know you yet, don't you really use yourself as a policeman?"

Xiao Liu and Wang Matchmaker looked at Luffy, and then at Demon Yue, their faces showed distrust.

Seeing this, Luffy rushed over, grabbed the devil's jacket, squeezed hard, and said sternly, "You be honest, don't talk so much nonsense."

Mo Yue didn't expect that Luffy, who was much shorter than him, would suddenly go crazy, and ran over to grab his shirt, and suddenly he was stunned, not knowing what to do.

At this time, Luffy pulled the demon Yue aside, attached it to his ear, lowered his voice and said, "It's all to blame. I didn't have a door on my mouth just now. I said that I missed it. Now I'm helping you round the game, in order to kill you. The lie is round, we have to show them a good show, understand?"

Demon Yue nodded as if he didn't believe it, "How are you going to act?"

Luffy smiled mysteriously, "Just close your mouth and cooperate with me. Remember, don't talk nonsense. No matter what I say, just nod your head."