Maoshan Ghostbusters

As soon as I was full, I heard the sound of heavy iron chains and people talking.

Is someone finally here? I hurriedly stood by the cage, staring in the direction of the door.

Then I heard the sound of unlocking, and with a bang, the door of the house was opened.

As the door opened, bright sunlight poured in quickly, and the old woman in black came in with a seven or eight year old child.

As soon as I saw the old woman, I immediately became bloody, wishing to rush up and tear her to pieces. But when I pounced on it, I bumped into the iron cage. The cold iron cage reminded me that I was just a prisoner.

Moo--moo--

I yelled angrily to demonstrate, and then hit the iron cage with my huge body.

Not only me, but other animals roared and roared together.

The whole room immediately became noisy.

The old woman looked around, then shouted, "Keep all quiet for me! Otherwise, I won't give you food for three days."

Strangely enough, the animals seemed to be able to understand the old woman's words, and they all became quiet.

I still want to continue moo-moo protests, but when I think about the torture of skipping meals for three days, my huge body must not be able to bear it, so I closed my mouth.

The old woman walked up to me with the child and said to the child, "Have you seen it? It's this elephant. It knows everything. Take it, no problem."

Ah ah ah?

Where is the dead old lady going to let this little fur boy take me?

I glared at the old woman, wondering what fate I would face.

The old woman seemed to understand what I was thinking, and she downplayed and said, "Don't worry, they are all things that can be seen at a glance. They are easy to do. As long as you are obedient, you don't have your food. There is one thing you should understand. Nowhere to raise idlers, you have to work if you want to eat, it's that simple." After all, the old woman said sharply, "Take it away!"

It's so awkward, what do you mean by seeing it? Wouldn't you take Lao Tzu to be a porter?

The child unlocked the door, and the old woman put an iron chain around my neck and said viciously, "Don't try to escape, there is no door."

The child led me to the door, and we quickly came to the street. There were many people in the street. When they saw me, they immediately surrounded me.

The child took the opportunity to open his throat and shouted, "Take a look and see, my elephant is omnipotent. I let it do whatever I want."

This little fur boy has such a loud voice, and when he shouted, all the idlers around came over.

I looked up and saw that it was surrounded by three inside and outside. Is an elephant so beautiful?

A middle-aged man shouted, "Little boy, don't brag, what will your elephant do?"

The child looked back at me, then turned and said, "He can do arithmetic."

The reckless man said, "Okay, I will test it. You go get some branches and fold them into sticks, I will give it a question, and you will let it use the nose to show the number of sticks to answer. I will give a reward for the correct answer. ."

"Okay, no problem." The child turned and touched my head, "Do you understand?"

I nodded.

The child folded a few branches, made a bunch of sticks, and put them in front of me, "Go ahead."

The reckless man said, "Then the easiest one first, what is one plus one?"

Nima, when I was in kindergarten, I knew it was equal to two, so I didn't hurriedly put out two sticks with my nose.

The child jumped up excitedly, "That's right, reward money! Reward money!"

The reckless man hurriedly said, "No, it's too simple just now, it doesn't count. It's silly. Let's take another question. If it answers it correctly this time, it will definitely be rewarded."

The child said helplessly, "You come again."

The reckless man coughed twice, "How much is fifteen plus twelve?"

The child yelled with anger, "You are obviously shameless. It's just an elephant. How can you get such a complicated question?"

Is this question really complicated?

I used my nose to count 27 sticks without a hassle.

The children and the people onlookers were first dumbfounded, and then cheered.

The reckless man had to drop a piece of silver and sneak away.

At this time, a scholar-looking guy came over with a writing brush and a few pieces of white paper.

The scholar said, "Child, you just said that your elephant is omnipotent, then can it write?"

The child turned and looked at me blankly.

I nodded.

The child laughed, "It said it would."

Isn't this nonsense? Anyway, brother is also a second-year high school student, even if his studies are poor, writing a few words is not a big problem.

The scholar said, "Then I will test it." After saying that, he walked around the field, then stopped in front of a beautiful girl, and pulled her to me.

Nima, isn't this a pervert? He doesn't pull such a person, but pulls a beautiful woman over.

The scholar pointed to the sister and said, "You can write down her gender."

Someone in the crowd whispered, "Is it not sincere to make things difficult for the elephant?"

I rolled up the brush with my nose and wrote the word "female" obliquely.

I didn't know how to write calligraphy with a brush. Besides, I still write with my nose. For me, it was really difficult, but we still wrote it.

Although the writing is extremely ugly, it can still be seen that it is a "female" character.

As soon as I finished writing, the people watching immediately responded with warm applause.

The scholar was not convinced, and pointed to himself, "Then you write down my gender."

I had to roll up the brush with my nose again and wrote the word "male".

The child smiled, "Give me money! Give me money!"

The book snorted, "This elephant must have been tricked by you."

In the ridicule of everyone, the scholar had to take out a piece of broken silver and hand it to the child.

The child was holding two pieces of silver, and was so happy from ear to ear.

A pregnant woman with her belly staggered and stood in front of me, "Elephant, elephant, do you tell me if I have a boy or a girl?"

Nima, how can I know this?

Is it not sincere to use me as a B-ultrasound?

I shook my head vigorously.

At this moment, I saw Li Yuantai, Gao Peng, and Dui walking here.

I mooed and mooed in excitement, hoping to get their attention, but they seemed to be depressed as they walked and talked, and no one looked up at me. Yeah, the five friends traveled together. Lulu and I were missing. How can the three of them be happy.

Just as I was about to run towards them, the black-clothed old woman suddenly appeared in front of me. She said to the child, "The harvest is good today, and it's time to go back." After that, she flew up and flew onto my back and sat down. .

I wanted to resist and roar, but all failed. I felt a mysterious force around me forcing me to obey her will. I knew she must have controlled me by magic.

I know that what I should do now is to run back to my little partner desperately, but I can't do it.

So, I obediently turned around, carried her back to the path, and went back to the smelly animal prison.