Maoshan Ghostbusters

We have been lying on the floor and paying attention to Yu Yong's every move. Seeing Yu Yong and the man standing in front of the statue and yelling excitedly, we were also excited.

Little Manzi said, "Look! Big Brother Yu seems to have found something."

Ye Tian frowned, "Isn't it because I found Mochizuki Gege's physical body?"

Gao Peng said, "Yes, they are standing in front of the statue and dancing with excitement. They don't think her body is inside the statue."

Zhuang Mengdie said anxiously, "Little Taoist, quickly turn on your barrier voice transmission and ask what happened over there."

Li Yuantai nodded, and immediately pointed out his sword, chanted the spell silently, and activated the barrier sound transmission, "Brother Yu, have you found out where Mochizuki Gege's body is?"

Yu Yong smiled and said, "Yes, I already know where she is hiding, her body is inside this statue, and this golden statue is her coffin. It's really nowhere to look for it through iron shoes, so it's not costly. effort."

Li Yuantai said, "That's great, Brother Yu, don't patronize silly, hurry up and find something sharp, ready to pierce her heart."

Yu Yong nodded, "Well, what about the rib I found before. I went to find the rib. I remember that I took the rib and went to the back room. It must be that after I fell into the snake hole, I dropped the rib. The edge of the crystal coffin is now. I'll go look for it in the small room now. Since the woman is a rib on a man, I will stab her to death with that rib."

After Yu Yong finished speaking, she immediately ran back to the small room and found the rib on the edge of the crystal coffin.

Yu Yong picked up his ribs and laughed, "God helped me, and everything is ready, I only owe the east wind. I will open the golden statue and stab the beauty in the heart. As long as I kill the beauty, I will I am free, and I am completely liberated. I no longer have to worry about whether I will live or die in the next second."

Yu Yong jumped high back to the statue. The man had already waited impatiently in front of the statue.

"Brother Yu, you are a slow person, don't you just take a bone, you have to go for so long. Are you reluctant to kill her?"

"To be honest, it is a pity that such a beautiful woman was killed, but if I don't kill, I will be killed by her sucking blood, so I can only kill her for my own life."

"Then it's still ink, quickly open the statue and kill her, so I can take revenge."

The man said, reaching out to grab the statue.

Yu Yong hurriedly stopped, "No! No! The beauty's coffin is not opened like this. It's too rude to reach out and grab it like that. And you certainly won't be able to open the statue."

The man was taken aback and retracted his hand.

"Brother Yu, it sounds like you know the correct way to open the statue."

Yu Yong nodded, "Brother Zhou, now please keep your eyes on the red lips of the statue and tell me how you feel when you look at her red lips."

The man did as he was told, and soon blushed.

"What's the matter? Brother Zhou's face is like a big red cloth."

"The statue's lips are really weird. After staring at her lips for a long time, there is an urge to kiss them."

"If you want to kiss, kiss it, just follow the feeling, just do it."

The man obsessively put his mouth on the red lips of the statue, and suddenly paused, "No? It's just too messy. I was actually bewitched by the red lips of this statue and wanted to kiss it. You have to know that I am a child. A man, who has never even touched a woman’s jade hand, how can I dedicate my first kiss to this cold statue? What's more, it’s a statue of a woman with a swing like Mochizuki Gege. No! I can never kiss the red of this statue. Lips. My innocence, my morals, must not be ruined by the enchantress Mochizuki Gege."

Yu Yong smiled bitterly, "You ancient people have so many rules. In modern times, let alone kisses, even XXOO is nothing."

The man was dissatisfied, "What we pay attention to is whether men and women give or receive marriage. I think we are the best of the times. At that time, the women were virtuous and virtuous, staying at home and focusing on family husbands. Can the current women do it? ?"

Yu Yong said, "In ancient times, what you paid attention to was the virtue of a woman without talent. A man alone makes money to support the family, while a woman takes care of the children at home. That kind of family risk is relatively high. If a man fails in his career, the family will immediately fall into an economic crisis. It is equality between men and women. Men and women make money together to support the family. In this way, if men fail in their careers, and women support their families, such families are more stable and easier to achieve happiness. According to the theory of family evolution, the current family is more suitable for the development of modern society."

Yu Yong and the man quarreled endlessly below. We were anxious to hear from above. Li Yuantai opened his throat and said, "Big Brother Yu, can you two stop arguing? If you quarrel like you two continue, it’s dark, hurry up. Do business. Don't talk about it."

The man stuck his tongue out, "Oh, the brother upstairs is angry. Let's act quickly."

Yu Yong sighed, "You ancients are really troublesome. I just want you to kiss the lips of the statue. What kind of first kisses and incompatibility did you pull out? It also extends to family issues. It's really troublesome. Forget it, since you refused to kiss. I'll kiss the lips of the statue."

The man snorted coldly, "You should have kissed her in the first place. You and her have not known each other so many times. Why let me kiss her and ruin my innocence. I don't want her to tarnish my innocence. "

"Come on, my beauty. Let brother kiss you."

Yu Yong pursed his lips and kissed the lips of the statue.

He heard a bang and the statue opened.

As expected, Mochizuki Gege's body was really inside the statue.

At the moment when the statue was opened, a woman in a white dress with light makeup on her face suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.

The woman's eyes closed, her cheeks flushed, she looked like a sleeping girl in spring, and her overall temperament dress was not like the world, like a fairy banished into the world.

As soon as Yu Yong saw her, his heartbeat speeded up, and his body was hot. He couldn't believe that the woman in front of him was the one who had been madly tumbling with him before, because she looked dignified and generous, and looked so inviolable. Was he with such a beautiful woman?

Yu Yong stared at the woman in the statue, couldn't believe what happened before.

Not only Yu Yong, the man also looked dumbfounded, and sighed, "They say that Mochizuki Gege is the most beautiful thing in the world. As expected, every time I see her, I am shocked by her beauty, saying that she is a beautiful woman. The effects of men's suffocation and nosebleeds are not fake."