Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

In one week, just one week, the capital of the United States, the headquarters of the Western Church, fell into chaos.

A new kind of vampire has appeared here. They are not afraid of harm from silver weapons. The cross of God is of no use to them. Even the angel himself cannot defeat them.

They were wearing weird clothes, their eyes were green, and they were walking very fast with their feet jumping.

Some people have tried bombing them with bombs or small rocket launchers, but they have no use at all except destroying the clothes on their bodies.

Under the sunshine during the day, the world is dominated by the Americans. At night, it is dominated by these vampires. They bite everyone they see. All humans who have been bitten to death by them will be resurrected within an hour or two after death.

The first thing they did after resurrecting was to bite their own family and relatives. All the remaining ten or so cities in the country fell into it.

Western priests discovered that this new type of vampire bites any creature with blood, even vampires and werewolves, and even angels and demons, they bite without fear at all. How are these two words written?

The Holy Light's attack had no effect on them at all, until a Chinese citizen who stayed in the United States recognized them: zombies.

Yes, zombies.

These are the zombies that were transported back to the country by the American businessman. These zombies are scattered in various cities across the United States. It can be said that they are the nemesis of all creatures in the United States.

As long as they are still breathing, they will not let go of them. They will kiss you passionately until you faint.

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After receiving the accurate information and obtaining the evidence, the American guest secretary immediately held a public announcement:

"This is the harm done to our rice empire by the Chinese government. We have reason to believe that this monster belongs to them.

This kind of creature only exists in Chinese myths and legends. This kind of monster does not exist in our countries.

They failed to deal with such monsters and let them stay in rice. This is an irresponsible performance.

We strongly demand that the countries across the ocean apologize to all Americans, compensate us, and collect these monsters.

Make the antidote public, otherwise, I am not joking, please send someone from the other side to solve it immediately. "

At the same time, the Western Pope once again held a press conference. The Pope once again criticized the Taoist sect by name, especially Zhang Xuan, the leader of the Taoist sect and the Celestial Master of the Tianshi Mansion.

Pope: "Look, this is the Taoist gate on the opposite side. It can't even defeat its own enemies, and it has caused so much damage to our Western religion.

This Pope seriously suspects that this was done intentionally by the Taoist Celestial Master. He is making an enemy of the entire religion of Blue Star.

I advised him to take care of himself and take these things away immediately.

From today on, this Taoist Celestial Master will be the mortal enemy of our Western Sect. Anyone who can kill him will be given the position of Red Archbishop by our Western Sect.

It is guaranteed that he can go to heaven, and I hope everyone will actively participate. "

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When these contents were transmitted back to China, netizens expressed their opinions: Isn’t it obvious that only state officials are allowed to set fires, but ordinary people are not allowed to light lamps?

You can bully others, but can't others fight back against you?

What's more, you have big river bombs, and so do we. Come on, let's hurt each other!

"Anti-rice pioneer little green zombie, come on, bite a few more."

"You use Dahe Bullet? Then we will use Tianshi to see who is more powerful."

"You're laughing so hard. The mighty Western Angel can't beat the little Green Zombie. If this thing is in the hands of someone from the Taoist sect, it will only get beaten."

"Come on, don't you Westerners know how to cheat?"

"This is nothing. Our Heavenly Master said that this is just a little monster and there is no need to make a fuss about it."

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The Chinese government also immediately held a press conference.

Spokesperson: “This is nonsense.

It is a naked slander, a slander against us.

You said it yourself, this is a legendary creature that exists in mythology.

Do we have any control over where he wants to go?

Besides, you have river bombs, don’t we?

We haven't talked about you yet.

Why did your angels come to our territory without our permission?

Please explain it first.

Of course, we deeply sympathize with your experience.

If you need it, we can send professionals to open a branch at your location.

Taoism is our native religion, and we ensure that they have no problems. "

As usual, as soon as the speaker finished speaking, he left directly without giving anyone a chance to ask questions.

At the same time, the Maoshan sect also registered a Kuayin account and was officially certified by Kuaiyin. They started a live broadcast to teach ordinary people how to deal with zombies and ghosts.

Shi Jian, the leader of the Maoshan Sect, personally came to the live broadcast room to respond to the zombie problem in the United States and the remarks made by Western religions.

Shi Jian: “We at Maoshan are professionals in dealing with zombies.

If the Americans need it, we can go over there and be responsible for arresting them.

The price is negotiable and we are sure to solve your problem.

The Pope of the Western Church says that I am incompetent?

We can't deal with zombies, but you can't do this, so what's the reason to say we can't?

Heavenly Master?

The Heavenly Master is the number one person in our Taoist sect. I believe everyone has seen the last live battle.

None of the gods of our Taoist sect took action, but the angels of the Western Sect, plus their third highest rank in heaven, all took action.

As a result, everyone knows that no one can speak harshly.

This is because I was not present at the scene. Otherwise, why would the Heavenly Master take action? I would only be able to control the Western Birdman with one hand. "

Shi Jian is Shi Jian. After the commercial in the live broadcast room, he did not forget to pretend to be a wave. If he was really there at the time, do you think he would dare to go up and try it?

He wanted to rush forward, try and die.

But the ordinary people watching the live broadcast didn't know. They all called Niu 13, saying it was a pity that the leader of the Maoshan Sect didn't come on stage to show off.

"Brothers, I, Maoshan, have the final say regarding zombies."

"That's right, I still have the nerve to talk about it, but I can't even defeat a zombie."

"Headmaster Shi Jian 13, everyone says who is more powerful, the Heavenly Master or him?"

"Of course it's the Celestial Master. There is only one Celestial Master in the Taoist sect, but there are several sects on equal footing with the Maoshan sect."

Master Xuanxu also asked Henry Zhang if their Tianshi Mansion needed to issue a statement. After all, this matter had a lot to do with Henry Zhang.

Henry Zhang: "It's just a bunch of clowns. Don't pay attention to them. The eyes of our Taoist laymen are sharp. There is no need to explain who is right and who is wrong."