Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

Zhao Hu: "Brother Long, it's already dark today. You'd better stay here for one night and go home in the daytime tomorrow!"

Zhang Long waved his hand nonchalantly and said, "It's okay. My home is only three miles away from you. I can walk back very quickly."

Zhao Hu: "You drank too much. It's not safe to go back. In this world, there are too many monsters and monsters. It's better to be careful. You can stay at my place for the night, and we can chat with each other again."

I’ll make two more appetizers and we’ll continue drinking. We’ll go back tomorrow! "

Zhang Long's face was slightly red, and he spoke with a bit of a tongue. He stammered: "No, no, if I drink any more, I really won't be able to go home.

Monsters and ghosts, what's there to be afraid of? Have you forgotten what my last name is?

My surname is Zhang, Zhang from Tianshi Zhang, our Zhangjia Village, but Tianshi Zhang from the Tianshi Mansion in Longhu Mountain. His descendants, if monsters and monsters dare to mess with me, it’s good if I don’t mess with them.

Brother, why don’t you ask me, I, a native of Zhangjiacun, have ever encountered monsters or monsters?

I'm not bragging, my ancestors are so powerful. Who dares to mess with my Zhang family? Isn't this a life of boredom?

I'm going back today, monsters?

I have never seen him grow this big. "

Zhao Hu patted his head and said with envy on his face: "Hey, look at my memory, brother Long, you are a descendant of Zhang Tianshi.

The current Tianshi in the Tianshi Mansion may be a relative of yours, Brother Long. With such a strong backer, there really is nothing to fear.

If I had such a powerful ancestor as Brother Long, ghosts would light up my cigarettes when they saw me. "

Zhang Long nodded, burped, and stood up and said: "Brother, I'm leaving first. I can still see the road clearly. If it's a little later, the small woods outside the village entrance may be pitch black. By then, It's easy to hit a tree.

Let's go. Next time you come to my house for dinner, I have a bottle of good wine. Come and have a taste then. "

Zhao Hu sent Zhang Long outside the house, watched him slowly leave his sight, faced his figure, and then turned back to his house and closed the door.

Along the way, Zhang Long was safe and sound until he walked into the small woods. A figure suddenly came out from behind the big tree in front of him and blocked his way.

I saw that this man was wearing a hat on his head and clothes that were obviously ill-fitting. He also had a windbreaker on the outside, wrapping himself tightly.

Zhang Long was drunk and wanted to go home and sleep. This strange man came out to block the way and refused to let him pass. He directly scolded: "You are itchy, don't you dare to block my way."

Anyone around here who doesn’t know my name needs to be dealt with, right? Get out of here right now! "

The man lowered his head, pushed down the bamboo hat with one hand, and suddenly asked Zhang Long: "Young man, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

Zhang Long was so drunk that he couldn't hear clearly what the other party was saying, so he directly bypassed the other party and continued walking forward. Unexpectedly, the man caught up with him again and looked at Zhang Long with fixed eyes.

Zhang Long was about to continue walking when he suddenly found that he couldn't move. He only heard the man in front of him continue to say: "Young man, do you think I look like a human being or do I look like a god?"

It was late at night, these strange words, coupled with his inability to move, made Zhang Long sober up.

I took a closer look at the person opposite. From the moonlight shining through the leaves into the grove, I could see that there was obviously a big tail in the shadow of the person opposite.

Zhang Long looked at the other party carefully. He was not a human being. He was clearly just a weasel.

Zhang Long suddenly woke up completely. It was obviously winter and freezing, but sweat suddenly broke out on Zhang Long's forehead.

The weasel, wearing human clothes and a bamboo hat on his head, standing upright in front of Zhang Long, suddenly accelerated his speech and continued to ask viciously:

“Young man, do you think I look like a human being or do I look like a god?”

Under the pressure of the weasel, Zhang Long said tremblingly: "My ancestor Zhang Tianshi, I am a descendant of Tianshi."

Zhang Long originally thought that telling the name of his ancestor would scare off the weasel. Unexpectedly, when the weasel heard this, not only was he not afraid, but he became even more excited.

I saw it took a step forward, threw the bamboo hat on its head to the ground, its hands revealed sharp claws, and its mouth was about to touch Zhang Long's face. It continued to ask: "Young man, do you think I look like a human being, or do I look like a human being?" Like God?"

Zhang Long was so frightened that he peed directly. Unexpectedly, Zhang Long found that he could move after peeing.

Not knowing where he got the courage, Zhang Long pushed the weasel to the ground and ran away, achieving the best result in his life.

Weasel also didn't expect that this mortal could escape his control, so he was caught off guard and pushed down.

Since this location was very close to the village entrance, Zhang Long ran into the village immediately.

The weasel stared at his figure fiercely, and said with a smile: "Mortal, do you think I can't do anything to you if you escape into the village?

No mortal has ever been able to survive after refusing to answer my questions.

Run, run, I'll let you run for three minutes first. "

Three minutes later, a huge weasel ran into the village.

All the dogs in the village barked the moment the weasel entered the village.

First there was the sound of a dog barking, and then a heart-rending scream, which alarmed all the villagers.

Zhangjia Village, where everyone has the surname Zhang, is famous for their unity. When they heard the screams, they thought there were some bad guys and rushed into the village to commit murder.

Villagers holding kitchen knives or hoes and axes opened the doors of their houses, and local dogs rushed out of the house impatiently.

Led by the dogs, all the villagers rushed to the place where the dogs gathered. They saw Zhang Long lying on his back with bulging eyes and a very ferocious expression on his face. A big hole was taken out of his chest. The heart inside was missing, and blood flowed all over the floor.

This scene frightened many villagers. It is estimated that they will not be able to sleep tonight.

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:Ding, congratulations to the host, you have slept for nine hours and your cultivation level is +1.

Name: Henry Zhang

Title [Jian Shen Da Level 1]

Position: Celestial Master

Qi Cultivation: Early Nascent Soul (125/1000)

Physical training: Introduction to the fourth level of physical training

Kung Fu: Nine-turn Changchun Kung Fu [Lightning Thunder Fist] [Golden Light Divine Curse]

Magical powers: [Six Ding Divine Fire] [Call the wind and rain] [Write as if there is a god] [Speak with the law] [Sword control]

Immortal weapons: Celestial Master Sword, Celestial Master Seal

Immortal pet: Crane (late stage of Golden Elixir)

Henry Zhang was checking his personal information when a furry little head stuck out from the bed. It was the little white fox Yingying.

Seeing that Henry Zhang was still lying on the bed, he became anxious. He had woken up long ago, and his belly was growling with hunger.

The little fox first stretched its little head to Henry Zhang's ears, and kept making squeaking sounds from its mouth. Seeing that this trick was useless, the little fox rolled its two big round eyes, opened its mouth, and stuck out its pink little tongue. , and licked Henry Zhang’s face.

Who can resist a silly, cute and cute little fox, and it can also act like a coquettish and adorable dog-licker. Others may be able to refuse, but Henry Zhang said that he cannot refuse.

Henry stretched out his hand to hug the little fox and said to it helplessly: "You are so dirty. You are a little fox. You don't want to learn from others. Instead, you learn to be a licking dog. My face is covered with your saliva."

The little fox doesn't care about this. He only knows that as long as Henry Zhang gets up and goes out, breakfast will be brought out, and he can eat delicious poached eggs. Licking dog? It's just a little fox, so please don't blame it on a fox for its licking behavior.

Henry Zhang got up from the bed in a hurry. Although it was extremely cold outside, Henry Zhang was still wearing relatively thin clothes. This temperature is a small problem for practitioners and has no impact at all.

By the time Henry Zhang finished washing up in the courtyard and sat on the stone bench, the little fox had already jumped on the stone bench, resting his forelimbs on the stone table, resting his little head on the stone table with his chin, staring straight at him. Henry Zhang washes up.

If possible, it would like to help Henry wash up, but it is too slow, and its belly can hardly bear it.

Finally, Henry Zhang finished washing, and Qingfeng Mingyue also brought breakfast out from the kitchen. Henry Zhang was so happy every time he saw the little fox immersed in cooking.

As long as the little fox is cooking, its furry tail will swing back and forth. The more it likes to eat, the wider the swing will be.

Henry Zhang was very puzzled that the system did not include the little fox as his pet. While eating breakfast, he asked in his heart:

"System, what's going on with this little fox?

Even if it doesn't belong to my pet, why can't I find its information? "

Yes, every time Henry looked up information about the little fox, he always got a series of big question marks, which only showed that it was a fox with a mysterious origin, and nothing else could be found.

System: The little fox has neither signed a contract with the host nor recognized the host as the owner, so it will not appear in the host's pet.

The little fox only lives in Tianshi Mansion and does not belong to Tianshi Mansion. The system can only query the information of people, animals and plants belonging to Tianshi Mansion. The current system version is too low, and you need to upgrade to version 3.0 before you can query it. arrive.

Forget it, if you can’t find it, you can’t find it. Anyway, the appearance of this little fox was an unexpected surprise for Henry Zhang. It greatly relieved the pressure on Henry Zhang and was simply Henry Zhang’s pistachio.

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As soon as the Tianshi Mansion opened its doors, the villagers of Zhangjia Village, led by the old village chief, took the lead in walking in. They found Master Xuanxu and bluntly said that something big had happened in the village and asked to see the Tianshi.

Master Xuanxu didn't hesitate. Zhangjiacun and Tianshi Mansion had been friends for many years, so he directly took the old village chief to see Tianshi.

As soon as he saw Zhang Xuan, the old village chief shouted: Heavenly Master, help me.

Henry Zhang: "What's the matter? Old man, please sit down first and speak slowly."

Old village chief: "Master Tian, ​​in our village..."

After listening to the old village chief's story, Henry Zhang nodded and immediately said: "I will go down the mountain with you to Zhangjiacun to have a look. If it is really the work of monsters and ghosts, old village chief, please don't worry and leave it to me."

It just so happened that Henry Zhang was going to go down the mountain in person to see what kind of demon was so bold that he dared to kill people in Zhangjia Village at the foot of Longhu Mountain. This was too disrespectful to the Tianshi Mansion.

As soon as he left, Henry Zhang immediately went down the mountain with the old village chief and others, walked to the middle of the mountain, took their car, and headed to Zhangjiacun together.

There was also a little fox who went down the mountain with Henry Zhang. No matter what Henry Zhang was doing, Yingying always liked to follow him.

When passing by the small woods in front of the village entrance, Henry Zhang noticed a demonic aura. Arriving at Zhangjiacun, Henry Zhang first went to see the body of the deceased Zhang Long. At this moment, there were many criminal policemen at the scene. This was a murder case.

Zhang Long's body and the crime scene were surrounded by criminal policemen, preventing anyone from getting in. As soon as Zhang Xuan showed up, he asked to go in and have a look. When the person in charge at the scene heard that Tianshi was coming, he quickly ordered his subordinates to let him go. Come in.

Officer Zhang: "Tianshi, I haven't seen you for a long time. It seems that what happened this time was not man-made. You came here just in time. Please tell me what happened."

This police officer Zhang had participated in several spiritual spiritual gatherings. Each time, he maintained order at the gathering and chatted with his predecessor several times.

Henry Zhang: "No problem. Pindao just came over to see what's going on."

Walking to the body, Henry Zhang looked carefully. He could feel that there was still a little bit of evil spirit left on the body, which was exactly the same as the evil spirit outside the woods at the entrance of the village.

After looking at the scene again, Henry Zhang found a few inconspicuous yellow hairs. The reason why he said they were inconspicuous was mainly because they were too small and fell to the ground. They could not be seen with the naked eye. If it were not for the residue on them. Henry Zhang would not notice the evil spirit.

Henry Zhang: "Officer Zhang, you can close the team and close the case. This is the work of demons. You can't handle it. Leave the rest to me."

Officer Zhang nodded and said: "I just said it doesn't look like it was done by a human being. If Master Tian takes action, there will definitely be no problem."

After getting Zhang Xuan's confirmation, Officer Zhang immediately closed the team, said a few words to the old village chief, and went back with his troops.

In the police car, a young police officer couldn't help but ask: "Officer Zhang, according to the latest regulations, doesn't a case like this require our specialist to be at the scene and accompany you to confirm that it is the work of monsters and ghosts before the case can be closed?"

Officer Zhang: "Yes, according to regulations, this kind of incident needs to be confirmed by a specialist who specializes in dealing with monsters before we can close the case.

This was said by the Heavenly Master himself. If he confirmed it himself, the case could be closed directly.

As mentioned above, if the Tianshi Mansion has confirmed it, there is no need to notify the commissioner to come and confirm it. "

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At night, Henry Zhang looked at the time and felt it was almost time, so he hugged the little fox and left the village and walked into the woods.

Walking into the middle of the grove, a figure suddenly jumped out from behind the big tree, stood in front of Henry Zhang, and asked:

“Young man, do you think I look like a human being or do I look like a god?”