Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

With huge amounts of guns in their hands, it looks like a sci-fi movie.

The huge and black Gunslinger, with three ammunition launch ports, looks quite bluffing.

"Now, you've been robbed!!!"

Xingjue, who was at the forefront, pointed at Jiang Bai and his group with the gun he had just snatched from the prison.

Although I don't know how they captured their small spaceship, but their battleship is so huge and this group of people seems to be defenseless, so it is a target for robbery.

"Bang bang bang!!!!"

The little raccoons at Xingjue's feet bared their teeth and shot a few times into the sky with their furry little faces, proving that the guns they were holding were not fakes.

"So we were robbed?" Stark looked at the odd-looking aliens while eating a cheeseburger.

Except for the one in the lead who looked pretty normal, none of the rest looked decent.

Especially that green-skinned chick, who is simply the ceiling of the aesthetic world, looks off-putting.

Hearing what Shi Stark said, everyone, look at me and look at you. I really can't figure out how these dirty guys can see that we have no power to resist.

Hela smiled and waved her fingers, and Fenrir, the giant wolf who was playing with Tom and Jerry, stood up and walked over.

"Oh!!! What a big dog!!!"

Rocket Raccoon aimed his gun at Fenrir for the first time.

Fenrir is at least five or six meters tall and more than ten meters long. Standing in front of Xingjue and others is like a wall that cannot be crossed.

Fenrir opened his mouth wide, revealing sharp teeth and eyes with green light.

"I'mgroot!!!!" Huge amounts of the tree man stepped forward and yelled in front of everyone in Star-Lord.

Not to be outdone, Fenrir also yelled at the tree man named Groot: "Hoo!!!"

The only smart person in the Star Lord team, the green-skinned Gamora stopped Groot and asked: "Who are you? I have never heard of anyone in the universe who has such a big battleship, even the battleship of the overlord Thanos." It’s not that big either!!”

"We just need a battleship to escape, I hope you don't resist!!"

Originally, when Gamora asked the first question, Jiang Bai thought that this green-skinned woman must have some brains.

She was stupid when she said the second sentence, where did she see that we need to resist?

Jiang Bai said slowly, neither salty nor dull:

"Gamora, I know you, the adopted daughter of Thanos, the feared female killer in the universe."

"If the tree man is right, he is a member of the Colossus Clan, and this little raccoon should be a modified biological weapon."

"How did you guys figure out that we will give up the battleship to you? Just because you are famous in the universe?"

"You know Thanos?" Gamora looked shocked, not shocked that someone here knew her identity, but someone mentioned that Thanos didn't respond at all, as if talking about someone who was irrelevant or completely ignored .

Stark suddenly saw a Walkman hanging on Xingjue's waist and asked: "Hey! Boy, where did the music player on your waist come from? This style has been around for decades!"

"Be respectful!! We are robbing now!!! Not chatting!! Shut up, now I will count to three, and I will raise my hands and stand aside for you!!" Xingjue hurriedly scolded.

Jiang Bai felt that since Xingjue and the others hadn't seen the situation in front of them clearly, they should be cleared up, and nodded slightly towards Hela.

Hela smiled slightly, and shook his fingers. The giant wolf Fenrir, who had been motionless all this time, opened his mouth wide and bit the tree man Groot and the rocket foam bear in front of him.

"Bang bang bang!!!"

The group of people from the Yinhe cheating team immediately launched a counterattack.

There was a lot of gunfire, but no matter how dense the gunfire was, it couldn't stop Fenrir's footsteps. Fenrir bit Groot and threw it aside, knocking Star-Lord and Gamora standing in front to the ground.

Standing at the end, the burly man covered in red lines who had been silent for a while roared and rushed out suddenly, wrapping Fenrir's big mouth and about to fall over his shoulder.

"what!!!!!"

The brawny man was very powerful, his movements were quick, and his body was strong, as soon as he hugged Fenrir's mouth, he started to exert all his strength.

"what!!!!!"

"what!!!!!!"

Jiang Bai and the others stood behind to watch the excitement. This strong man was barking, as if he had exhausted all his strength, but no matter how he looked, he wanted to play with a dog.

"What the hell does he want to do??" Shi Stark couldn't help complaining, how did he enter the universe and never meet a normal person?

First, I met Gao Tianzun, the psychopath who lived in the garbage dump, and now I met a few funny people with bad brains.

Anyone with a normal mind sees a battleship as big as Tianren No. 7, and knows that it is not easy to mess with. There are still people who dare to rob after being captured by Tian Ren No. 7. Either these people have no brains, or this group of people can't see clearly. .

Rocket Raccoon, which fell from Fenrir's teeth, followed the strong man's body and climbed onto Fenrir's head. He pointed the toy gun in his hand at Fenrir's eyes and shouted: "You big man with black hair all over the body!" Dog, let go of Groot now!!!"

"Bang bang bang!!"

The gun in Rocket Raccoon's hand burst into flames, and the bullet hit Fenrir's eyeball. Fenrir subconsciously lowered his head, and brought down the strong man who was still protecting his big mouth to the ground.

Huge amounts of The wolf's head flicked, and Rocket Raccoon flew out like a roller coaster.

"Bang bang bang!!!"

Xingjue and Gamora climbed up, armed with guns and fired at Fenrir fiercely, the bullets hit Fenrir, only one vortex could be seen, and there was no change

"Couldn't all the people in the universe have this IQ? We just watch the show like this, and they didn't think of taking hostages?" Shi Stark couldn't help complaining, there are too many weird things these days.

This group of people, ever since boarding Tianren No. 7, Shi Stark has never guessed their behavior patterns from the beginning to the end, and none of them fit the category of normal people.

They couldn't see the situation clearly and wanted to rob, and a few people were trying their best at a giant wolf. How could these people not want to be the frightening female assassin in the universe like Jiang Bai said? A slap can teach her to be a human being.

Jiang Bai shrugged his shoulders. He had no choice but to think that the so-called Guardians of Galaxy was a mentally handicapped alliance when watching the movie.

"That's why we have to take a look in the runway universe, otherwise you will always secretly develop some weird armor, it feels like the end of the world is going to happen at any time."

"Have you seen that strong man holding Fenrir and never letting go? He is a well-known destroyer in the universe. That little thing that looks like a raccoon is a mercenary and a part-time weapon master in the universe."

"There is also the one that looks like the tree man in the game, that is the famous group of flower god colossi."

"There is also this leader, don't look at him as if he is really an ordinary person, he can only make trouble by the side even when attacking, but don't underestimate him, none of these people is simple."

In fact, the reason why Guardians of Galaxy was filmed as the Galaxy Pit Dad Squad or the Galaxy Mentally Disabled Alliance is to blame the director.

Jiang Bai was very impressed with Groot, the tree man, because when watching the movie, he liked the image of the little tree man that Groot later turned into. Only to find out that this guy was beautified by a movie.

The 3.9 races of Groot are brutal, and their fighting power is extremely high. Groot is actually the king of the Flora Colossus family. As long as they are not all turned into ashes, he can still regenerate infinitely. Cruelty was expelled from his homeland by his own men.

Not to mention Xingjue, a slap almost made the finale, the movie is portrayed as a funny comparison from beginning to end, but he is half human and half god, and his combat power depends on his flamboyance at the time, exaggerated upper and lower limits Outrageous.

And that Destroyer can also face the existence of hard steel Thanos, but now he looks at the Destroyer who is clinging to Fenrir's mouth and won't let go.

Jiang Bai is sure that this group of people is the movie version, and they have no real fighting power except for being funny. Maybe this group of people will be wiped out when they meet Loki.

Fenrir finally got bored, grabbed the Destroyer on the ground, and swept Star-Lord and Gamora down with one claw.

Spit out Groot, and open your mouth wide this time for the real bite.

Xingjue who fell on the ground hurriedly raised his hands and surrendered and shouted: "Wait a minute!!! We have the Cosmic Spirit Ball!!!".