Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

"For Shi Stark's sake, I'll let you go first!" Jiang Bai heard Shi Stark coming in, and found an excuse to let go of Yan's foot.

Yan rolled his eyes and pinched Jiang Bai's face fiercely, and let go of his hand.

Seeing that these two guys finally stopped messing around, Shi Stark threw the Tom and Jerry in his hand to Jiang Bai and said, "Hey, I took them back from the Elf Hotel very early this morning."

"Tell me, what bad idea are you going to make again!"

Jiang Bai stood up, rubbed his face and said, "Spring is here, the season of revival of all things, all the little animals are looking for a partner!!"

Shi Stark quickly looked Jiang Bai up and down: "Have you been pinched out of your mind?"

"Go, go, go, come to Tom, this is an orange cat whose name I don't know, its race is Yuan Devourer, female." Jiang Bai waved his hand to chase away Shi Stark like a fly.

Holding Tom's neck and pointing to the Yuan Devourer in Hela's arms, the introduction began.

Tom lazily looked at the orange cat in front of him.

Although Tom is also a cat, he actually stands and walks or just looks like a cat.

Whether it is combat power or intelligence, it is not comparable to cats.

The same is true for the Devouring Beast, which has nothing to do with cats except that it looks like a cat.

Jiang Bai felt that Tom and the Yuan Devourer must have a common language, and it would be great if they could give birth to a litter of Yuan Devourers.

Tom's genius brain and Regenerative Healing Factor, coupled with the space ability of the Yuan Devourer, it is estimated that there is nothing more powerful than the offspring of Tom and Yuan Devourer in this universe.

"Tom, don't be shy, learn from Stark's thick-skinned face, go directly, we support you!!"

He found a room with Tom and the Devouring Beast and threw them in. Jiang Bai didn't know how the cat found the object, anyway, it should work together.

Jerry watched helplessly as Tom was carried and thrown into the room, and he secretly lay on the crack of the door and looked inside.

"It's none of your business. If you want a wife, wait until I find you." Jiang Bai took Jerry aside and closed the door.

"You specifically asked Nick Fury for a cat just to introduce someone to Tom?" Stark looked surprised: "Then why don't you just take Tom to the pet store?"

Yan and Hela also felt that Jiang Bai was making a fuss out of a molehill.

It's just to introduce someone to Tom, let alone a pet store, even if you post a marriage advertisement directly on the Internet, someone will fly to give Bai a cat.

Although Tom is not as famous as Yan and Hela, he has also shown his skills. Now there are two theme parks transformed from artificial lakes in downtown New York, all of which were photographed by Tom.

Others are eager to have a relationship with Tom, so maybe they can also have a relationship with Jiang Bai, Yan and Hela.

In this way, you can walk sideways in the world in the future.

Jiang Bai said disdainfully:

"Superficial, is Tom an ordinary cat? Metaphagosaurus is not a cat at all. I am here to help Tom cross the barrier of race. Even Steve and Bucky can be a pair. How bad it is that Tom is alone!!"

Jerry listened from the side and suddenly the whole mouse felt bad, the big ears drooped down and the whole head was covered.

"The Yuan Devourer is a special race in the universe. There is a pocket universe in its stomach. If you don't like anyone and don't want to kill them, just open the Yuan Devourer's mouth and stuff that person in, so that he will never be lost again." will appear before you."

After Jiang Bai finished speaking, he turned his head to see Jerry with his ears drooping and his head bowed, and he knew that the little guy was unhappy.

"Didn't I tell you to find one for you later? What's wrong with you? When Tom has a child, you'll be an uncle!!"

"You are really illiterate, Tom is a male, only a beast can give birth to cubs, Jerry should be Uncle!!" Shi Stark couldn't help but hastily complained that Jiang You's literature was more important than his daughter-in-law.

Jiang Bai said without mercy: "Then you are uncle!!"

Just when Jiang Bai and Shi Stark started their daily bickering again.

Locked in the room, Tom finally opened his sleepy eyes.

"Meow!!" Yuan Devourer didn't know what was going on, looked at the cat in front of him, and could only back away while screaming.

Tom scratched his beard with his paw, and looked at the orange cat in front of him.

According to Tom's aesthetics, the appearance of this orange cat can only be regarded as okay.

It's just an ordinary level, he likes those with temperament, such as Persian cats and Persian cats.

Tom courted five cats in his lifetime, three of which were pure white Persians.

Although it ended in failure every time, every time he failed, he would go to Jerry to fight to vent.

The Yuan Devouring Beast ran into the wall behind it as it retreated. There was no way to retreat. The whole body of the cat arched and the wet orange cat exploded in an attacking gesture.

Tom didn't feel much at first, but Yuan Devourer suddenly made an attacking gesture, and Tom became interested all of a sudden.

Tom stood up and wobbled as if he was drunk and walked to Yuan Devourer, about to have a friendly exchange with his paws.

Suddenly the Primordial Beast opened its mouth, and a few sticks deep in its mouth directly wrapped Tom tightly.

The tentacles dragged Tom into his mouth little by little. Tom made a jitter and quickly transformed into a big cat over three meters tall. The shot rips off.

When Jiang Bai heard the movement, he quickly went to the door and quietly opened the door to see what was going on inside.

Yan couldn't help complaining: "How old are you? Can't you just look at it if you want to?"

"If I open the door directly, what if Tom gets embarrassed?" Jiang Bai replied without looking back.

Quietly pushed the door open a gap, and saw Tom in the room pressing Yuan Devourer's head with one hand.

The other hand and one foot cooperate with each other to play the guitar???

Playing the guitar and singing at the same time?

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"The shy rose blooms quietly, slowly blooming the feelings she left for me..."

Singing and changing a song: "There is a girl in the village named Xiaofang who is beautiful and kind...."

"Don't blame anyone when you love until your heart is broken..."

"The chrysanthemum terrace hurts your smile all over the place and it's turned yellow..."

"Holding your face gently, tears blurred the parting eyes..."

Tom sang one after another, and the big eyes of the beast that was held down had already started to circle around.

Jiang Bai pushed open the door and shook Tom vigorously: "You can talk!!! And you can sing!!!!"

"Talking and pretending to be a cat!!! Give me back my Big Tom!!!!"

Tom yelled strangely after being dumped by Jiang Bai: "Awwhhhh~~~~"

"I'm going to throw up, I'm going to throw up!!!"

Tom's voice was slightly crisp, sounding like a guy in his twenties.

Shi Stark and the others also came in and saw Jiang Bai holding Tom shaking so hard that Tom could speak.

Shi Stark, Yan and the others don't know what expressions to make. Surprised, no one in this room is an ordinary person, maybe not even a human being.

Don't be surprised, Tom is used to meowing every day, and it feels very unnatural to speak suddenly.

Jerry was also surprised when he heard Tom speak: "Can you talk?"

Um?

The eyes of several people focused on Jerry at once.

After a long time, these two guys have been acting every day, obviously they can talk and pretend to be cat and mouse every day.

"You can also talk?" Tom took the opportunity to break free from Jiang Bai's grasp, jumped to the ground, looked at Jerry with a curious expression, and asked, "When will you be able to talk?"

"It's always been." Jerry looked absolutely definite, as if there was something special about talking.

Jiang Bai held Tom down, grabbed Jerry and said:

"Be honest and be lenient and resist strict. If you lie, I will throw the two of you into the rice cooker and make a dragon fight!!!"

"I can talk all the time!! But I'm a mouse and you are humans, how do I know you can understand what I'm saying?" Jerry didn't panic at all, and his words were reasonable and well-founded.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"

Jiang Bai took Tom and Jerry and handed it directly to Yan: "Yan, I'll leave it to you, these two guys need to feel the family law!!"

"Kill the cat!!!"

"Kill the rat!!!!"

Tom and Jerry were screaming, screaming, and suddenly realized something was wrong, and looked at each other.

"You can talk, why never talk to me?"

"You are a cat, how do I know you can understand my speech?".