Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

"vomit!!"

"vomit!!"

Jiang Bai looked at the yellowish-brown thing in this big hot pot, which was still exuding a slight stench, and the more he thought about it, the more disgusting he was when he swallowed his saliva just now.

He shook off Shuhe's tail and quickly hid away.

Holding a small hammer, Thor kept shrugging his nose, approached the hot pot a little bit, jumped on the hot pot and stretched it out with his small hand, but found that his hand was not long enough, then turned around and touched the Martha in the pot with his tail Pull it in your mouth and taste it.

"Plop!!" With a sound, I plunged directly into the cauldron.

The cauldron was bubbling and bubbling, and Thor spit out a sticky russet masala from his mouth and began to shovel it in the cauldron.

While swimming and eating, Jiang Bai covered his mouth and was dumbfounded.

Shi Stark found that Jiang Bai was no longer playing, so he rushed out of the pot and flew into the sky, dropping the disgusting sticky mixture non-stop.

Several tailed beasts saw that Thor jumped into the pot and ate it directly, and moved to the cauldron with a little bit of doubt.

Gently stretch out your paws and put it in the pot to dip it a little, put it in your mouth and taste it carefully.

The eyes of the tailed beasts who hadn't eaten anything good since birth were wide open.

Feeling the strange taste in the mouth, slightly spicy, but also slightly sweet and sticky, the mouth looks strange but very fragrant.

Kyuubi even picked up Shukuru in the pot and put it near his mouth, sucking!! Sucking!! Sucking!!

Shouhe slapped Jiuwei's face with his paw and said, "Nine Lamas!! Are you provoking Lord Shouhe?"

"Shouhe, I didn't expect you to be useful one day, don't move around and let me often." Nine Tails was about to open his mouth wide and Shuhe would stuff it in.

Pepper and Natasha Romanoff whispered at a distance.

"Pepper, your little rabbit is already dirty, do you want to consider changing your boyfriend?"

"It doesn't matter, it can still be used after washing, but you are not an agent now, have you ever thought about finding a boyfriend?"

Jiang Bai was still curious and raised his ears to listen carefully to what the two of them were talking about, and wentssip for a long time.

Shi Stark didn't know that the river rushed back, carrying the missing King Kong in his hand, and King Kong was wrapped around a huge amount of octopus.

With a bang, King Kong was let to the ground, and Shi Stark went straight to Jiang Bai with a punch.

"Slap!!"

Without hiding, Jiang Bai slapped Shi Stark to the ground.

"Why don't you have a long memory? Everyone tells you that you can't provoke someone you can't beat, but you don't believe it!!"

"You illiterate who can't find a daughter-in-law, you really throw me into the pot? If you are capable, you don't need your weird abilities, let's fight each other!!!

"Iron can, just to loosen your bones, let you know why the flowers are so red!!!"

"Pooh!!"

"Pooh!!"

"threw up!!"

"Cough cough cough, Ha Yu!!!"

Shi Stark and Jiang Bai confronted each other, like two playful children, and started to spittle at each other.

"Let's go, stay away from these two idiots, or they will be contagious." Yan hurriedly pulled Hela Pepper away from this place of right and wrong.

I found a slightly flat place, pulled out the gourmet tablecloth from under the hot pot, ordered a few snacks, and began to watch Jiang Bai and Shi Stark single out with saliva.

King Kong, who was still on the ground, got up with a question mark on his forehead, and saw several tailed beasts surrounding a huge amounts of something he had never seen before. The big octopus went straight into the pot.

The war of words between Jiang Bai and Shi Stark lasted for more than two hours, and finally ended with Shi Stark being exhausted and unable to spit out anything.

The two found a river to take a bath, and everyone sat together and began to eat hot pot in a serious manner.

Early the next morning, Jiang Bailai, who had finally returned to his bed at home, was tidying up the system space on the bed.

His system space is full of all kinds of messy things, and he digs it out every once in a while.

In particular, the space door that can randomly open a dimension has been left in the system space for a long time. Jiang Bai took it out and put it next to the bed to think about it, whether to open it and have a look

Will there be another kind-hearted person like Moto Faith?

"Jiang Bai!! Jiang Bai!!! Shi Stark called and said Steve was taken away!!!"

As soon as the space door was placed on the ground, Hela outside the door shouted that Steve was missing.

Jiang Bai lazily got out of bed, opened the door, rubbed his eyes, and asked, "Could it be that HYDRA also took a fancy to Steve's beauty? He ran back to capture Steve on purpose? But with Steve and Bucky's fighting power, it shouldn't be so easy? "

"Hurry up and wash up, Bucky begged Howard, and Stark had no choice but to call."

Jiang Baiyan and Hela packed up and went directly to the Elf Hotel. Tom, Jerry and Thor decided to sleep at home and no one would go.

When I arrived at the Elf Hotel, I saw Stark standing next to Howard with a face of reluctance. Standing beside him was a thin, bony man with long hair, holding a shield in his hand. If it wasn't for that metal arm, he wouldn't be able to tell that it was Bucky.

Bucky's eyes were blurred, his legs were trembling, his beard was long and his body was a little stooped.

Jiang Bai was stunned for a moment, then hurried to Stark and whispered: "Thanks to Ancient One magician for their generous sponsorship, if their secret medicine of Kamar-Taj is sold with your canned food, you will definitely become the richest man in the universe immediately Already!!"

"Can you forget about the cans?"

"Really? How good canned food is? It has benefited the majority of mankind. How can such a great thing not be mentioned?"

Shi Stark rolled his eyes and didn't continue to answer the conversation, and then Jiang Bai could chatter with him for a day.

"Bucky said Steve was taken by the devil!!"

Jiang Bai touched his chin and shouted directly:

"Hela, did you hear, Steve was taken away by your little brother!!"

"It must be the demon who ran out of the strange hell dimension that Ancient One magician said. Hela thought about it for a while and figured out what was going on. How could there be a demon in her hell who came to the earth without her permission? Other demons from hell.

"Then what are you looking at here? Quickly ask Thirteenth Sister to help!!"

Hulala A large group of people hurriedly searched for Thirteenth Sister on the island. These little werewolves ran around with great energy every day, but they couldn't find Thirteenth Sister's whereabouts after a while.

All of a sudden, the whole island was full of people looking for the figure of Thirteen Sisters.

In the end, it was Shi Stark who turned his head quickly: "...find the minions, they must be together.

After speaking, fly up to the sky and look down, where there are the most yellow guys, there must be Thirteen Girls.

In the most remote corner of the island, Xue Ji, who stayed on the island to work, built various ice and snow palaces.

A large group of minions and werewolves are having a snowball fight, not only Thirteen Sisters, but also SpongeBob SquarePants Pai Daxing and Squidward Brothers.

The snowball fight was in full swing, with snowballs flying all over the sky, and there were tourists playing with them nearby, so it was so lively.

Shi Stark found the right place and flew down to grab the little braid of Thirteenth Sister who was still running around.

"We'll play again later, I need your help now!!"

Following the guidance of Thirteen Sisters, everyone found an abandoned hotel in the desert of Alaska.

As soon as they landed, they saw a horned Trask with two wings next to a swimming pool filled with sewage, drawing all kinds of strange runes on Steve's body with bright blood.

Steve lay on the ground with a big belly and looked nervously at Trask (Li Haozhao) in front of him, but no matter how hard he struggled, except his neck could move, the rest of his body was stuck to the ground like a magnet. .

Jiang Bai quickly poked Stark: "You really don't think about finding Ancient One magician to do business with? You see, Steve is wrong, Stiki's stomach is so big, there are only seven days left, and she is seven pregnant It looks like the moon!"

"It's a magic fetus. No matter how powerful my medicine is, it is impossible for a person to reach the level of seven or eight months of pregnancy in a few days. At most, it can only make people pregnant."

Just after Jiang Bai finished speaking, Gu Yi magician appeared in front of him mysteriously.

The Ancient One magician pointed to Jiang Bai with the folding fan in his hand and said:

"That Trask is using the fetus in Steve's belly as a sacrifice to summon the demon king.

"Sure enough, all the uncertainties are brought by you!!"

"Magician, what you said, it seems that I am a Genichi of the plague. I play games at home every day. I don't want to be a lady. How can you rely on me!!" Jiang Bai rubbed his nose and quickly argued, what does it have to do with my Jiang Bai? It's obviously all caused by the system. I, Jiang Bai, are just an ordinary otaku. .