Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

I don't know why the night passed so quickly and the next day came early.

Jiang Bai was kicked out of the room by Yan early in the morning, so he had to stand in the hall, yawning and stretching.

Stark was still standing in the hall without even changing his position.

"J.A.R.V.I.S, isn't Shi Stark dead inside? Why did he faint all night~ still haven't woken up?"

"Mr. Jiang Bai, Mr. Stark did it at night, but was knocked out again by Ms. Pepper!!"

"Oh! Then let him stand and come to J.A.R.V.I.S for a TV show."

J.A.R.V.I.S projected images directly in front of Jiang Bai.

On the screen, the host is sensationalizing.

"We had a catastrophe, a near-miss apocalypse."

"The data transmitted by the observatories of various countries shows that just yesterday we were only less than 30 minutes away from extinction!"

"A huge amounts of planets are coming straight to the earth in the universe, and the light is hours at that moment[We have never felt so deeply that the sun is so important!!"

"However, after only thirty minutes, we miraculously escaped the catastrophe!"

"Thank you Angel for your care, thank you Goddess of Death for your gift!! Let us continue to survive!!"

"In just a few tens of minutes yesterday, countries all over the world suffered countless losses because the sun was blocked, countless vehicles collided and countless factories stopped operating."

"There is also that moment of white light, which caused countless people to lose their eyesight, and now the hospital is overcrowded!!"

Jiang Bai changed several channels to blind the eyes of the metal planet and Gabriel brought by Megatron yesterday.

I don't know that the TV station used a drone to take aerial photos of the current street.

There were basically no people, and most of them went to the hospital to see their eyes.

As for why the host Tiyan and Hela?

Don't you mention them and others?

It must have been notified by Nick Fury with the authority of S.H.I.E.L.D. You must praise the two gods in this world, otherwise the city and Shiyuan will be unhappy, and there will be no one to stop them.

Others don't know how the huge amounts of metal planet disappeared, but Nick Fury knew after a little exercise of his brain that it must have something to do with Stark's battle at that time.

The host suddenly stood up emotionally and raised his hands high and said: "Today!!! We ushered in a new life, and life will continue!!"

"Praise Angel!! Praise Goddess of Death!!!!"

His expression was sincere and emotional, and two tears fell from the corners of his eyes as he spoke.

Full marks for the performance!!

After changing a few more channels, one of them played differently.

"After disaster relief workers rushed to the scene, all the buildings in Alaska have now collapsed, and people can only temporarily live on the streets. The desert in the entire Alaska region has become lava, fountains, and the Great Rift Valley. Our desert has never existed again! !"

Not to mention judging from the aerial photography of the drone, the terrain of Alaska now looks like hell, with hot lava flowing everywhere, fountains erupting everywhere, and criss-crossing rift valleys.

In the future, maybe this place can be turned into a tourist attraction for a trip to hell, buying tickets to relieve the economic pressure of Alaska being destroyed.

After Yan and Hela came out, the three of Jiang Bai went back to their place of residence. As soon as they entered the house, they heard the sound of waves and the cries of seabirds.

Neither Tom and Jerry nor Thor the dog was there.

It made Jiang Bai look like a question mark.

After listening carefully, I found that it was coming from my own room.

Open the door and see that these three guys don't know when they put themselves on the side of the bed and opened the space door that can randomly open a dimension.

In the space door, the sun is bright, the sky is blue, the air is fresh, the seabirds are flying, and the rhythmic sound of waves is heard from time to time.

Looking in at a glance, you can see the forest beach, the blue sea and the sky with a gentle breeze.

When I walked in, I felt that the colors of the world were a little brighter, and I looked around and found that it was a small island.

Looks like a great place for a vacation.

Tom and Jerry were lying on the ground basking in the sun with sunglasses and a parasol they had gotten out of nowhere.

Jiang Bai went up and kicked Tom and asked, "Did you two open the door?"

"Don't bother grandpa, didn't you see grandpa basking in the sun?" Tom knew that only Jiang Bai would do this without even raising his eyelids.

"Didn't you find anything else?"

Jiang Bai's random-dimensional space door only knows what world is behind it after it is opened. If something that can destroy the world is released, Jiang Bai will have to clean up the mess.

"No, we've been playing on this island for a day and haven't seen anything, except for a few birds flying in the sky.

Since nothing dangerous came out, Jiang Bai walked out the door and shouted, "Pack up and let's go on vacation!!"

"Ask Shi Stark if he's going on vacation!!!"

After shouting, Jiang Bai returned directly to the space door, asked Tom for a pair of sunglasses and lay down on the beach to bask in the sun.

Can't help feeling: "This is life!!"

When Jiang Bai was about to fall asleep, Stark came over with a bruised nose and a swollen face, followed by Hulk, the three seafood generals, Natasha Romanoff, Pepper, and even Lucifer and Succubus Lilith who had just arrived on Earth to report. coming.

"How did you two come out? Are you not afraid that the Ancient One magician will destroy you?"

Seeing Lucifer and the succubus with a brutal figure, Jiang Bai asked a symbolic question.

Anyway, if there is any problem, Ancient One magician must have just drawn a small circle in the air and ran out. Since he didn't come over, it means that Ancient One magician didn't take it seriously.

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"We heard that we're going on vacation. Neither of us had a vacation in hell. There are lava volcanoes and sulfur smells everywhere. I can't stand it anymore." Lucifer's eyes were red with emotion, and he wished he could go to hell now. Start your vacation.

"That's not right, how did you come out, didn't a magician stop you?"

Although Jiang Bai had already guessed that the Ancient One magician knew that these two guys would not be able to make ends meet with him, but he still wanted to ask symbolically.

"No, we came out directly following Shi Stark, flew all the way directly, and the Ancient One magician came out halfway and said that it is possible to play in other worlds, but we can only stay in the Elven Hotel on the earth."

Jiang Bai waved his hand and said, "That's all right! Come in quickly, are you ready for the holiday clothes, I don't provide big pants or anything, I can only watch if I don't have them!"

No one cared about Jiang Bai's problem, and rushed straight into the space door.

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The door of Jiang Bai's space was closed and put away, and a large group of people found a place to lie down and bask in the sun one by one.

Especially Lucifer and Lilith.

Lucifer and SpongeBob SquarePants started rolling on the beach hand in hand.

Lilith was directly pulled by Pepper to pitch the tent together.

Hulk and Thor plunged into the water and started dog-planing, and the water splashed wildly.

The ladies found a good place to set up their tents, changed their clothes, drank drinks and started sunbathing.

Shi Stark squeezed next to Jiang Bai with a bruised nose and a swollen face and said, "This is life!!"

Jiang Bai suddenly said: "So that's why you were raped?"

"Your life is horrible!!!"

"Boom!!" A Beast fell from the sky and hit Shi Stark on the face, giving Jiang Bai a shock.

It was really scary, who would have thought that Beast could fall from the sky.

Shi Stark was directly smashed into the beach by something that looked like a wild boar with a mask falling from the sky, and directly smashed into a big hole.

The wild boar grunted, crawled out of the pit, turned around and ran away.

"Hahahahaha!!! Stark, you are right, this is life!!"

Jiang Bai laughed and pulled Shi Stark out of the pit. Fortunately, Shi Stark was in good physical condition after being transformed, or he would have been crushed to death by a wild boar falling from the sky.

Stark rubbed his head and looked towards the sky, there were nothing but huge white clouds in the sky.

Can't tell where it came from.

"Are you teasing me?"

Jiang Bai smiled and explained, "What kind of eyes do you have? Do I need to find a wild boar to tease you? Wouldn't it be better to tie you up and throw you to SpongeBob SquarePants? Besides, even if I tease you, I can't change it." Wild boar, Li!"