Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

"A thing that fell from the sky?"

"Crack!! Rumble!!!"

Before Jiang Bai could react, the roof was suddenly smashed out and a big hole was made.

I only felt the darkness in front of my eyes, and I felt a soft warmth on Paji's face. I pushed away the thing that hit my face, and I saw a pair of front armor with huge amounts of front, and a cute girl with pink hair. .

puff!!"

Jiang Bai's nosebleed instantly gushed out, reddening the entire sofa.

Yan hurriedly pulled the girl sitting on Jiang Bai's face away.

"Is Carlos?"

Jiang Bai thought about the softness and warmth just now, could it be Ice Carlos' thigh or ass?

"puff!!"

The nosebleed instantly increased the dose and began to flow out more violently.

"Inscribed!!!"

Just when Jiang Bai was still remembering whether he had seen any mysterious places just now, Ice Carlos muttered two words.

A chain suddenly protruded from the neck and connected to Jiang Bai.

The chain disappeared in a flash of light, and Jiang Bai hadn't reacted to the surprise of Ice Carlos falling from the sky.

"Who is she? I didn't see you spraying nosebleed 11 when you saw Lilith?"

Yan looked at Ice Carlos with a smile on his face, and asked Jiang Bai.

Jiang Bai hurriedly got up from the sofa and said, "Ice Carlos, man-made Angel, queen of air combat, first-generation cute king!!"

"Mengwang? I can probably understand what you said earlier. What is Mengwang?"

"It probably means that people may like it, anyway, it is the kind that is super popular and popular, just like you are in the hearts of people all over the world, so adored by people!

Ice Carlos has short pink hair, two small wings on the back, huge amounts of watery eyes on the front and looks at Bai quietly.

Jiang Bai, who was watching, couldn't help touching his nose subconsciously, and quickly stopped the nosebleed and said, "Since you came here, stay here, Tom and Jerry come out to meet your new partner!

As he spoke, he took out the gourmet tablecloth and turned it into a big watermelon and stuffed it into Ice Carlos' chest.

Let her hold it by herself and play with Tom and Jerry first.

Start answering the questions Hiko asked.

No matter how attractive Lilith is, she just smiles at me. If she sits on my face, I will definitely have a nosebleed. If you try it too, I will definitely not resist, and the nosebleed will never stop.

Yan turned his eyes and looked at Jiang Bai with a smile on his face: "It turns out that you have been thinking about this all the time. I thought you were already perverted and you were not interested in Lilith. It turns out that you are really perverted and wait for Lilith." Si come and sit on your face?"

As he said that, he changed his position to be next to Jiang Bai, stretched out his slender hands and stroked Jiang Bai's face from the face to the chest and then to the abdomen, watching Jiang Bai's reflection with a smirk.

Pursed his lips and blew a kiss, and pinched Jiang Bai's belly fiercely.

Jiang Bai was waiting for Yan to take the next step, and he already felt that his whole body was burning hot and his heart was starting to be restless.

Suddenly Yan changed his face and pinched himself hard, Jiang Bai let out a sore throat in pain.

"It hurts, hurts, hurts!! Let go, you bad woman!!!"

Yan stood up and wiped the nosebleed on his hands and said: "Huh? Don't you like this tone? Don't all perverts like others to abuse him?

"You're just jealous, jealous that Carlos is bigger than you!!"

"噗!!!" The flaming sword blazed.

Yan's eyes flashed brightly and looked at Jiang Bai with a smile.

Jiang Bai cleverly jumped up from the sofa and held Yan's hand, saying: "Who said that? That idiot said that? Obviously, my Yan is as beautiful as a flower, like a flower like a jade. The country and the city, what do you want if you are tall? What's the matter, isn't it, who has no vision? Dare we say that we are not good?"

Hela hid aside and covered her mouth and sniggered, and the two guys started bickering right after they got home.

"Be good, girls, don't just dance with guns and swords, pay attention to your image. As the heir to Angel's throne, you must maintain your image. My queen, I Carlos is the companion I found for you."

"Look at how much Hela is giggling. She has Ichimaru Gin and Sephiroth as her followers. How can you say that she is also the future Angel Queen, right? How can she not have followers?"

"I Carlos is so good. If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself. She is quiet and never fights or causes trouble. She is much better than Hela's Sephiroth. And you can see how cute I Carlos is, and she goes out a lot. Have a face!!"

Ji Li Gua, Jiang Bai said a lot, but he didn't pay attention to what he said.

I didn’t realize that I offended three people all at once. I was just teasing Jiang Bai, but now I’m really angry. How dare I say that I’m an Angel, and that Thunder God of War has small breasts?

Hela also shook her head helplessly, saying that there was nothing wrong with it. Angel is also a woman, so if she praises others in front of Yan, she is asking for her own death.

Before the shaking of his head stopped, the flying pot hit him in the face. Sephiroth and Ichimaru Gin have been obediently staying in Asgard and the other in Hell, no one has come out to cause trouble, okay?

Ice Carlos didn't know what was going on, but he heard that the owner who had just established contact seemed to want to give himself to the blond Angel in front of him.

Staring at Jiang Bai with tears in his eyes, he just watched silently and didn't speak.

Seeing Jiang Bai's little heart jumping wildly.

For a moment, Jiang Bai felt that his head was getting bigger.

"Everyone is quiet!!! I Carlos withdraw your tears, I just said that you can live with Yan in the future." Said Jiang Bai sighed deeply, if I Carlos lived with Yan, he would climb into the bed by himself plans are more difficult to realize.

"The blond haired one is Angel Yan, who is Angel like you, the future Angel Queen of Thunder God of War, the black haired one is Hela, the Goddess of Death, Lord of Hell, the cat is Tom and the mouse is Jerry, and the green-skinned one is Hulk. Hulk?"

Jiang Bai, who was introducing family members, was taken aback, why didn't Hulk follow Shi Stark and the others?

After a daze, he continued to introduce other family members.

"The dog with the hammer is Thor"

"There are some other people who are no longer there. I will introduce them to you when they come."

Ice Carlos quietly watched Jiang Bai introduce his family members, tears kept rolling in his big eyes, and he hugged the watermelon stuffed in his chest without saying a word.

"Also, do you know that you can't use missiles to grow watermelons? We have our own place to grow things. If you want to grow things, go there and grow them yourself!!" 557 Jiang Bai is not talking about the Elf Hotel but the underground world. Anyway, the underground world It is estimated that the former green mountains and green waters will not be restored. I Carlos can grow watermelons there casually, and a few tailed beasts will definitely accept this sweet-looking cutie.

After finally fooling Yan and Carlos, Jiang Bai lay down on the sofa again exhausted and pretended to be dead.

The next day - I was woken up by Shi Stark early in the morning. Today, Lucifer is going to open a bar, so everyone goes to join in the fun.

As soon as Shi Stark entered the door, he found a cute girl with pink hair and a huge front armor, sitting quietly beside Jiang Bai with Lian on the left and right.

Shi Stark only felt itchy nose, but fortunately, after experiencing Lilith's training, his resistance became much stronger.

"Is this Yan Yan's little sister?"

Jiang Bai lazily glanced at Shi Stark and said: "Her name is Carlos, she is also an Angel like Yan, and she will be responsible for being a cute little sister at home from now on. Look how cute she looks, and how she fits the image of a younger sister!!!"

"Is your sister a normal sister?"

"Shi Stark's thoughts must be pure. As an Iron Man, you have to go to Steve to learn the spirit of the bald eagle again." Why is it so dirty?

That expression seemed to meet a fool, Yan was sitting next to him, and he could ask such a stupid question, Stark must have been fooled by Pepper.

Shi Stark asked meanly: "So your sister has compatriots or something, you can introduce them to me, I also lack a sister!!"

Yan waved Shi Stark to the wall. .