Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

Abandon Shi Stark and deal with the fragments of Skynet that have been shattered all over the place. Everyone returns to Skyblade No. 7 and prepares to go home.

Everyone went back to the Elf Hotel for the time being, and the two Wanda brothers and sisters were also brought back by Hela.

Jiang Bai said suddenly: "Well, the matter of your parents may not be able to be resurrected, but don't get excited! With your magic growth rate, you can be resurrected yourself in the future."

Wanda thought that Jiang Bai mentioned that her parents were going to be resurrected, but suddenly said that the resurrection could not be done, and Wanda's face collapsed all of a sudden.

Jiang Bai rubbed his nose, he didn't have an idea when he hit Skynet, the whole of Sokovia disappeared, if he wanted to revive Wanda's parents, at least he had DNA or a soul.

But the entire Sokovia has been beaten by Ice Carlos, not to mention the DNA, even the ashes can't be found.

Although Jiang Bai and the others have various methods, they must abide by some basic laws of the universe, and give the universe some face, right?

"Wanda, don't be sad, what I said is true, your magical power can create things out of thin air, and even modify the laws of the universe. You can stay here first. If you think we have broken our promise, you can continue to go. Get revenge on Stark!"

Wanda and Pietro lowered their heads and didn't know what to think, let them stay here for now, anyway, didn't Shi Stark say that he would make up for it, and send these two little guys to school first.

Arrange for Wanda and Pietro, Jiang Baiyan and Hela to go home, and SpongeBob sends Daxing to Dracula to watch.

Jiang Bai nestled in the sofa feeling the warmth of the sofa.

"Alas! That idiot Shi Stark, who can't even understand a computer chip, was abducted by J.A.R.V.I.S.

"I hope he's not so stupid that he can't even clean up the mess."

The next day, the headlines rushed to report that Iron Man was brave enough to save the world.

It is said that there are media on the TV network, and all the unified caliber is that Stark saved the world, and the evil Skynet destroyed the entire Sokovia. Let us pay a silent tribute to the people of Sokovia.

"Iron Man saved the world again, just yesterday when everyone in all countries thought that Eastern Europe was attacked by a big bear's mushroom eggs, all countries went to war

state. "

"It's him!! He saved the world again, saved us, and resolved the crisis of the world war!!!!"

The hosts of all the media even use the same template for their speeches, and they don't even change it.

On each screen is a photo with huge amounts of it, which is exactly the satellite photo of Stark and Skynet launching star destroyer cannons to each other.

But Jiang Bai and the others have no information at all, and definitely blackmailed the big bear by the way.

This should be Nick Fury deliberately diverting people's attention.

Various forums on the Internet began to discuss the matter of Iron Man saving the world, but there was no discussion about poor Sokovia. This is probably the public sentiment. Although Sokovia lost the entire country and the people lost their lives, they gained freedom of the soul.

One of the forum posts was the most popular, and Shi Stark was praised everywhere.

This forum was established by the group of fat houses who hailed Shi Stark as a male god. Ever since the Stark Group started selling the canned food that can conjure up a girlfriend, Stark's image of a playboy has suddenly become taller. .

Some people even started to fabricate stories, saying that the reason why Stark found so many girlfriends was to collect data for later research on the can that can conjure girlfriends.

The rumors are getting more and more outrageous, and some business schools have even started to fool students as a course.

"Male god!! This is what a male god should do!!"

"The male god is invincible!! The male god is mighty!!!"

"The male god is always contributing to the world!!!"

Jiang Bai turned over and found that it was Fushi Stark who saved the world bravely and fearlessly, and once again resolved the world crisis, it was Fushi Stark who created happiness for the people.

There are no more cartoons on TV.

Boring on the sofa, Jiang Bai turned around in his mind and suddenly said: "Let's go and see how Tom and the others have built the bar?"

Jiang Bai hurriedly sat up and called to gather staff, asking if anyone had gone to Hell to play.

Definitely the one who responded most positively was SpongeBob SquarePants Pai Daxing. The others lacked interest and were too tired to go out after finishing Skynet.

Seeing that no one wanted to go, Jiang Bai directly rejected the request of SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing, and Mo and Hela flew to the desert of Alaska to open Hell alone.

Once in hell, Lucifer immediately felt Jiang Bai's arrival.

Changed into a suit, Lucifer beamingly pulled Jiang Bai and the others to see the progress of the bar.

Tom deliberately chose a relatively flat place and directly built an entertainment city for Lucifer and Lilith.

What bar? There must be a pattern in life.

Entertainment City has basically been completed under the construction of Tom and the Minions.

In general, it is designed to imitate the casino, with various big hotels and entertainment facilities everywhere.

All the service staff in the entire entertainment city are dressed as succubi and banshees, the security guards are big and powerful demons, and the captain of the security guard is Mammon.

Tom also built a tourist facility with the characteristics of hell.

For example, there are magma hot springs tumbling hot waves, and two succubi with exposed bodies are standing beside the hot springs as waiters to prevent people from coming to the hot springs to boil cooked food.

There are also various punishment experience packages in hell.

The indescribable runway show of all kinds of succubi with nothing on.

Definitely also have the most original dice, poker and so on.

There is also the Demon Arena, which is full of primitive blood and blood, and the blood of the people who watch it is boiling, which is the best way to release the wildness and aggression in their hearts..

The whole city is completely designed according to eating, drinking, having fun, and dying. If a person comes and goes from here to there, if he doesn't have the idea of ​​becoming a devil in his heart, Jiang Bai is sure that this person is not normal, and some Angel must have come out to pretend to be.

"Have you decided on a name? If it's almost the same, report to Ancient One magician to prepare for business. What cargo area is used here?"

"Currency?" Lucifer froze.

When did the hell use currency, it was all directly robbed.

"Soul!" Hela spoke as the boss of hell at this time: "Since it is hell, let's add some features of hell. Here, you don't need money but consume soul power. Definitely won't really take away people's souls. After all, they must be benign. Circular."

"Just get a machine that uses soul power to exchange tickets for various chips and amusement facilities. When a person starts to feel exhausted, he can be driven away, and he can come back when he recovers, and soul power happens to be Can be used as salary for demons.

Jiang Bai can only say that Hela is worthy of being the goddess of death, and that she speaks directly to the point is much better than Lucifer, a good-for-nothing.

"Boss! Your father is here to visit you!!"

"???"

Lilith suddenly came over and bowed her head and told Lucifer that his father came to visit him.

This surprised Jiang Bai, Lucifer's father is God.

Isn't it a Marvel backdrop? How did it really come out?

Lucifer's face turned pale in a blink of an eye. Could it be that he wants to talk to his father and son again?

At this time, an old black man with curly hair and a skinny body came from the direction Lilith came from, and he put one hand on Lucifer's head and said: "My dear son, it seems that you are not so naughty anymore, Already 5.0 have learned to do something serious!!"

Jiang Bai looked at the black man in front of him, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and slapped himself a few times to make sure it wasn't a hallucination.

Isn't this fucking Morgan Freeman?

Jiang Bai hurried to God and grabbed God's dark and thin hand and said, "Hello, Uncle!! We are friends of Lucifer!! Do you have any artifacts as a gift?"

"By the way, your little brother Gabriel came here a few days ago to purify the world. I wonder if she was resurrected in the Angel reincarnation pool in heaven recently?"

The black-faced God was immediately confused by Jiang Bai's question.

"Oh! Hello, hello, young man, you are very enthusiastic!"

"Gabriel? I don't know. I haven't been back to heaven for a long time. It's so boring that there is nothing but Angel. I haven't been back for thousands of years!!"

Jiang Bai suddenly shook off God's withered claws and asked Lucifer: "Lucifer, your family's lineage is quite special, who is your mother?".