Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

Tom turned into a black shadow and threw himself directly on Jiang Bai's face. The nails on his claws popped out instantly, and the cold light almost stabbed Jiang Bai's eyes directly. The threat was very obvious.

Jiang Bai hurriedly pulled Tom down, and stuffed a piece of beef into Tom's mouth.

Tom chewed it twice and spit it out: "Bah! My uncle wants to eat it cooked!!"

Tom opened his big mouth and pointed to it, as if to say hurry up, the uncle will eat now.

Jiang Bai grabbed Tom's face and yanked to both sides fiercely.

"If you want to make it yourself, you can't learn from Jerry. You see, Jerry has more fans!"

Jerry walked up to Yan with small steps and stood up, took off the black top hat on his head, bowed to everyone, sat down and waited for dinner.

"Is Carlos, do you see, we can't imitate Tom like this, he is a cat, he doesn't even wear clothes every day, see how polite Jerry is." Put Tom on the ground

Jiang Bai still doesn't forget to educate and teach Ice Carlos not to imitate Tom.

But without clothes, maybe you can learn, but how can you say this in front of so many people, you must tell Ice Carlos again when they are gone.

After eating and drinking, everyone found a comfortable position to lean against, only Wanda looked blank.

From the time I entered this door, I didn't understand how these guys got along with each other.

Tom ran aggressively at Jiang Bai and pounced on him. Wanda thought they would fight, and bought Tom without a piece of raw beef first.

Lying down, Jiang Bai suddenly said: "I'll go to Lucifer's place, did you go to digest food?"

Yan left—667 eyes Jiang Bai said flatly: "No!"

Hela directly said without looking up at Jiang Bai: "Let's go!"

"I..." Wanda just raised her hand to speak when Jiang Bai interrupted her directly.

"Okay, I know you don't want to go, so I'll just go by myself."

Yan and Hela didn't want to move at all, although the two of them were actually not able to sustain themselves, but it was hard for them to take a break, if Jiang Bai went out again to do some stupid rest plan, the plan would be ruined.

Jiang Bai flew into the air like a runaway wild horse. He arrived in Alaska in an instant, but he didn't stop, but continued to fly, flying over the North Pole, then the South Pole, and then the North Pole. lock up.

I feel comfortable physically and mentally. Since Yan came, a lot of people have lived in this house one after another. After that, Jiang Bai seems to have never come out by himself.

Every time I come out, I must at least follow Yan and Hela, even if there is no Yan and Hela, and Tom and Jerry, I never come out by myself.

This time when he came out, he suddenly felt as if he had been released after serving his sentence. Jiang Bai couldn't control himself because of the exhilarating feeling.

Passing through the crowds of people, I finally squeezed through the space gate leading to hell. I don’t know if it’s Jiang Bai’s illusion. It’s been two full days since the battle in hell, but there are no fewer tourists.

There are people everywhere with red eyes, dripping hala and excited expressions, pushing one by one for fear that they will not be able to see the space door.

"What are you looking at?"

Lilith and Lucifer saw Jiang Bai flying over from a long distance, but suddenly stopped in the air and stared at the distant space gate in a daze.

"It's nothing, I just think it's the essence of human beings to die? It's been less than two days since it stopped. Why are these people running back again, aren't you afraid of someone throwing an energy bomb at them?"

Lucifer smiled: "There are seven deadly sins in hell, so they shouldn't be charged with seven crimes for no reason. This is the destination of all desires."

"Those who can come here regardless of everything have a desire that has been suppressed for a long time in their hearts. They can vent freely here without worrying about being caught as criminals. People here will only get worse and worse one by one, so come here People here they might even feel more comfortable and more used to than at home.”

"If you don't believe me, look over there. Mammon is standing at the entrance of the casino as a stone statue. The people there are all red-faced and non-stop from morning to night. Those who win the bet want more, and those who lose the bet want to win back. .

"And Mamen, the greedy devil, stood there waiting for all kinds of greedy emotions and soul energy to float out. Now he is unwilling to move a step, because there are too many emotions and soul energy, far exceeding He got a lot from going to the earth to do things, and these people are all resources, and they can’t take them away.”

Jiang Bai looked at Lucifer with a melancholy face, how come he hasn't seen Lucifer for more than a day, has his father instilled any philosophical thoughts on Lucifer?

"Did God talk to your father and son, why did you suddenly become philosophic?"

Lucifer brushed his hair and put on a handsome pose and said: "Don't underestimate people, I am also a god, and I live much older than you, even a pig has lived for so long and becomes a monster. I usually look sad because I am bored , It's not because my skin is really itchy, you are not like a neurotic, quiet for a while and jump out for a while.

Jiang Bai deliberately looked at Lucifer carefully, and sure enough, none of the long-lived ones had real brain problems, except definitely Thor.

No one can stay at home without feeling bored and irritable.

Even an otaku (bbbi) who has stayed at home for ten or twenty years will have some hobbies of his own to distract him.

If a person simply stays at home and does nothing, he will go crazy within two months.

Even if you have to eat and drink and let you watch short videos every day, if you can’t go out for two months, you will still vomit.

So if you find a person who is often silent or talks eloquently, it is likely that he is actually an autistic patient with no hobbies, and he will always do something that others look stupid in an attempt to attract others' attention.

"What are you doing here? Are you not at home with your little-sister-sister?"

"I'll come here and throw those tailed beasts here. They can have fun here. By the way, if there are those who are not afraid of death, they can also ask them for some special services, such as experiencing the tailed beast jade hitting the face."

When Jiang Bai returned, the tailed beasts hadn’t been revived, and when they were about to be revived, Chthon jumped out again to die. After beating Chthon, the tailed beasts were forgotten. If it wasn’t for Tom’s return, he wouldn’t have remembered how many monsters were closed in the system space. A little guy.

Released Jiuwei and Shuhe and said again: "The rules are still the same, if you want to fight, don't destroy the entertainment city over there, you can't kill people, other things are optional.

The nine-tailed beasts did not respond to Jiang Bai's words, and each of them drooped their heads in depression.

But Jiang Bai didn't bother to ask, these guys are similar to SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing, if there is something unpleasant in my heart, when the time comes, the Nine-Tailed Lama will be in a good mood, and the other tailed beasts will see the Nine-Tails guarding the crane He felt happy after watching it twice more.

Jiang Bai was about to turn around and go home when Lucifer stopped him.

"Don't worry, did you forget about Amora?"

"What's the matter? Is Amora not dead?" Jiang Bai looked surprised. Amora is really lucky. He didn't die after being blown up by Pai Daxing, and Tom's Kamehae Qigong and all kinds of things The false flashes, which did not hurt Amora, she should inherit the Godhead of Lady Luck.

"No, not only is she not dead, but she is still trapped by Hela's magic. Just run over and take her away.'

"Why did I take her away? Let her go, doesn't she like the feeling of being a queen, let her stay here as a reception manager, and arrange a few succubi for her later Wouldn't it be nice to fool the people who ran in-to have fun, deal with accidents and all that?

After explaining, Jiang Bai turned around and left. Amora was still in the hands of Lucifer, not to mention Lucifer's father was playing in the entertainment city.

As soon as I got home, I heard the chattering in the room.

Tom and Jerry are hanging out with Wanda, in the true sense of the word.

Wanda took Tom's tail and patted his ass, and Jerry didn't know when he grabbed two pieces of pizza and slapped it on the face while Wanda wasn't paying attention.

The three guys fought together in an instant, and the whole room had smoke special effects that only appeared in cartoons, and dust was everywhere. The three of them fought inextricably.

"Why did the three of them fight?" As soon as Jiang Bai entered the door, he saw Yan and Hela sitting on the side watching the show, and I Carlos standing on the side with a watermelon in his arms and looked at Tom and the others curiously.

"Wanda studies magic by herself. Didn't the Dark God Book become Chthon? She doesn't have the book to see that she has no power and doesn't know how to use it. When Tom sees the red light on Wanda's body, he thinks that Wanda is on fire, so he just broke it. A pot of hot pot soup was dunked on Wanda's head."

"Jerry stood aside and laughed. When Wanda got angry, a Magic ball hit Jerry in the face. You can see the rest. Now the three of them are in a ball."

Hela spoke in a leisurely manner, but Jiang Bai's heart skipped a beat when he heard it.

Fortunately, I came to life early, and they will start demolishing the house a few steps later. .