Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

A loud roar made Jiang Bai's ears hurt.

I don't know why this blue-skinned Apocalypse has so many dramas.

Hela swung a few black daggers and directly pierced Apocalypse into the air.

There was a disdainful smile on Apocalypse's face: "Gods are immortal!!!"

"Withered!" Hela ignored this Apocalypse who even had the bean curd in his head beaten out by Jiang Bai. He must have lost his ability to think because of too much bean curd just now.

The parts of Apocalypse's body that were pierced by the black sword began to rapidly turn black and collapsed. Even if Apocalypse possessed the Self-healing Ability, it could not recover at all.

Hela said with a smile: "I am the goddess of death, and you are a god. It just so happens that I care about my life and death. It seems that your god level is not very good!"

Magneto stood on the side trembling and didn't dare to move. He was just an ordinary bridge maintenance worker, and the sudden gain of Ability was at most a little crazy, which didn't mean he wasn't afraid.

"what!!!"

Apocalypse suddenly began to howl, even when being stabbed in the crotch by SpongeBob SquarePants, Apocalypse didn't show pain.

But Hela's Ability acts on the body and soul.

Apocalypse can only feel that my injured body seems to be withering and loses vitality a little bit, and there is a constant pain in my soul, but my eyes start to close a little bit, as if I have been tortured for a long time, and I am exhausted. Kai-begin to fall into Chaos.

Jiang Bai suddenly asked, "Are you his younger brother?"

Magneto hurriedly nodded and shook his head, his jaw was smashed by SpongeBob SquarePants and he couldn't speak, but if he didn't answer, he would definitely become like a rotten eggplant like Apocalypse, turning black little by little and becoming rotten It stinks all over.

Jiang Bai raised his hand and said it’s okay, you love what you want, I’ll help you arrange it: “Shi Stark gave it to you, I think his ability is very suitable for a construction worker, let’s start a real estate company!”

Arranged casually for this man who seems to be Magneto, Jiang Bai is not in the mood to care who he is now.

Ancient One magician returned the Time Gem to Ice Carlos and said, "I'll come to you in a few days to discuss something!"

After speaking, he grabbed Strange and returned to Kamar-Taj.

"Now it's time for us to solve the problem!" Yan smirked and raised the long sword in his hand: "How are you going to solve it`"?"

"Look! Handjob!!!" Jiang Bai suddenly turned around behind Yan's back and ran away without a trace.

Yan Hehe smiled and pulled Diana, who was still a little dazed, and said: "Come on, come home with me, this is not your world anymore, don't worry that Jiang Bai is deceiving you, he will explain it clearly to you. "

When everyone returned home, Jiang Bai had already collapsed on the sofa and started watching TV.

Diana stood in front of Jiang Bai and stared at him without saying a word. Wanda looked left and then followed Diana's example and stood in front of Jiang Bai and stared at him.

Jiang Bai sat up and pushed Wanda away and said, "Go, go, let's play together!"

"Diana, look, I must have told you that now we are all in a completely strange world, you stay here first, you can think about how to live in the future, and you can go to Yan and Hela to solve any problems !"

Jiang Bai felt that his brain was still enough for the time being, and he didn't even mention that I am your ex-boyfriend. As a theoretical master who has visited all the major forums, he decided that it shouldn't be a problem to fool a little girl.

After being silent for a while, Diana finally spoke: "Yan said that you also summoned her here for no reason!! Can you send me back?"

"I really can't! I actually appeared in this world suddenly. If I could go back, I would have run away. You can stay here with peace of mind, and we will talk about the future.

"Since you think I'm your boyfriend, then you don't have to worry about it, although in fact I'm not, but the family members are easy to get along with.

"The one with blonde hair is Hiko, the one with black hair is Hela, the one with pink hair is Ice Carlos, and the one with red hair is Wanda. They are all easy to get along with. You and Wanda are about the same age and you can keep her company."

Jiang Bai didn't think of an excuse to fool Diana, anyway, since Yan had calmed Diana down for a while, she must have a way to make Diana accept the current situation.

Early in the morning the next day, Jiang Bai quietly got up and opened the door to see if there was no one in the living room, and then tiptoely prepared to start the running plan.

The atmosphere last night was very depressing. Although it is said that Yan didn't really lose his temper and Diana was quiet, but there is a saying, this is the calm before the storm

Jiang Bai quietly opened the door and was about to run away, suddenly Yan's voice came from behind: "Hey! You are so angry so early, you also have the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early?"

"Oh!! Isn't this our little Angel Yan, who everyone loves cars and cars, and gods will worship when they see them?"

"Look at you, how supple and radiant your skin is, your long golden hair swaying slightly like charming waves, and look at your two long legs, I am so happy that I can even eat two bowls of rice! !"

"How do you turn your mind so fast when you make up nonsense?"

"How can it be nonsense?" Jiang Bai grabbed his hand and said: "We are a lady who is knowledgeable and reasonable. She is the best in this family. She always solves problems and does not cause trouble for others. , it's not like Tom creates problems all day long."

"Look, Yan, your hands are so slippery and soft, I can't bear to let go. Diana is really an accident. You are by my side all day long. When did you see me flirting with flowers?"

"Thank you, little sister, for your help. Didn't I just want to go out and buy you a gift? Who would have thought that you wouldn't see this directly? Alas! The surprises are gone all of a sudden!"

Now Jiang Bai's mind is spinning very fast, and he doesn't stop talking for a moment, hoping to fool him with sweet words.

Although Yan didn't say anything about Diana, he definitely felt uncomfortable.

"...Look, look, we are the best. As he said, Jiang Bai grabbed his hand and put it on his chest. This is what he learned from watching TV dramas. Aren't all the male protagonists in TV dramas coaxing women like this? Is it from a friend?

"Feel it well, my new thump thump is all because of you by my side, since I have you, my world has become colorful, because of your existence, my vitality is full of sunshine and breeze everywhere Flick, you look so radiant even when you're angry, you can't help being close."

"My Yan is always trustworthy. Her existence is like the sun, which not only brings warmth but also light to people. She has always been the one who helps others. No one can be more caring than Yan!"

Jiang Bai really couldn't think of any other words, he just lamented that he didn't watch too many romantic dramas, so he hoped that Yan could let him go.

If it doesn't work, you can only lie on the ground and play tricks.

The appearance of Diana and Icarlos is different. Icarlos is called the master when he comes up. As the heir to the throne of Angel, it is possible for Jiang Bai to enjoy the treatment of a feudal emperor, so Icarlos is in this home Just a little sister mascot.

But Diana is an ex-girlfriend, and she is the kind of ex-girlfriend who was broken up.

If Yan didn't come out to show his existence, wouldn't the status of the main palace be lost?

"Ah!! It hurts, hurts, hurts!!!" Suddenly Jiang Bai felt that his chest was about to hurt again.

Grinning his teeth in pain, you must know that Jiang Bai is a man of steel, let alone being pinched, even if a missile hits him, he won't feel anything.

Yan glared at Jiang Bai viciously and said, "If you can't handle Diana, I'll give you to SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick!!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left without delay.

Jiang Bai rubbed himself quickly, which means that Diana can live here temporarily.

He let out a long breath, Jiang Bai's hanging heart finally let go, this guy's attack was so ruthless, his waist was pinched and his color changed.

Jiang Bai decided to find someone to vent his anger on, so he decided on you, Strange with a long face!!.