Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

Hulk was happily eating snacks when he was suddenly interrupted, and angrily grabbed Thor from behind and threw him to the ground.

Roared: "Hulk!"

He punched Thor in the face after chasing him.

With a click, Thor's nose made a crisp sound, and blood flowed instantly. Shaking his head, he took a few steps back, covered his face, swung the ax and slashed at Hao~ke.

Hulk jumped, jumped behind Stark, who was still happily eating popcorn with a smile on his face, and grabbed Stark.

Stark hurriedly shouted in a panic: "Hulk!! Can't you find another weapon yourself? Veronica is wearing a battle armor!!!"

With a sound of "咚~~~~", he hurriedly equipped the battle armor dangerously, just as Thor struck the neck of the battle armor with an axe.

Shi Stark was sweating coldly in his battle armor, his heart was beating wildly while cursing Hulk for not talking about martial arts.

Anyone would be terrified by this - even Stark knew he couldn't die but couldn't help being nervous.

Just like Jiang Bai watching a horror movie, if you dare to scare him, he will definitely swish up and punch the TV, then turn around and blow your head.

This is a normal reaction, it is engraved in your bones, and you cannot avoid this reaction just because you are much better than others, it is impossible.

The Thor dog sprang up from the ground with a whoosh, swung a hammer and blew at Thor's chin, and with a muffled bang, Thor turned into a monkey in the sky with a whoosh. Flew straight out.

Captain Marvel's eyes are not kind, I am such a famous cosmic hero here to persuade you, and dare to fight in front of me?

Just when I was about to say something, I heard SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing shouting at the same time: "Take me one!!!"

A streak of red light and a streak of golden light quickly appeared in the air, directly beside Tortor who was still flying upwards.

SpongeBob SquarePants bared its big teeth and said softly: "Long time no see!! Are you going to be kicked by the speed of light again?"

Thor's mind was buzzing, he had just been punched in the face by Hulk - his head was buzzing, and just when he was relieved, he was hammered on the chin by the dog with the hammer.

I didn't hear clearly what the yellow-colored sponge that appeared in front of my eyes said, but Thor knew very well what the sponge wanted to do next, because Kaido's leaving testicles were his lessons learned.

Pai Daxing appeared on the other side of Thor with a smirk on Hehehe - with a red light flashing on his body.

To'er could no longer care about the severe pain in his nose and jaw and the buzzing head, twisting his waist forcefully, and the ax in his hand directly sliced ​​across SpongeBob SquarePants' body.

In an instant, SpongeBob SquarePants turned into two halves, and Pai Daxing suddenly hugged Thor's arm and said, "Do you like art?"

"boom!!!!!"

A huge red-colored dazzle exploded in the sky in an instant, and SpongeBob SquarePants directly turned into a piece of golden light to avoid the explosion.

Thor was not so lucky, and was directly attached to his arm by Pai Daxing to receive the attack directly.

I can only feel a red light flashing in front of my eyes and then lose consciousness.

Jiang Bai looked up at the dazzle in the sky, put popcorn in his mouth and said, "Hela, you don't think Jie Er came back to please you?"

"Look at how hard he worked. He was beaten up last time and he doesn't have a long memory this time. He knows that there are a lot of mischievous things in our place, but he still dares to challenge him alone? He shouldn't be blown to pieces, right? ?”

Hela also looked up at Pai Daxing playing Firework, and then glanced at Captain Marvel standing next to him and said: "It's okay, I feel that Thor's blood should be awakened, and now he is the real Thor. If you send a big star here, if you can't be killed in one blow, Thor's strength in Asgard will also increase, and he can withstand it."

"You guys are so disrespectful!!! Not only do you sneak attack with despicable means, but you also bully the few!!! Sure enough Thor is right, you are the source of danger, I..." Captain Marvel opened his mouth full of righteous indignation Come on, the Jiang Bais mentioned are already rare villains in the world.

Hearing that Jiang Bai felt that if he didn't do something bad, he would be sorry for Captain Marvel's praise, so he directly interrupted the big-faced girl and said: "Get out! Don't block me from watching the show, or I will turn you into a part of the show! !"

Jiang Bai was not polite, and he didn't pay attention to this Captain Marvel at all.

Icarlos, who was standing quietly behind Jiang Bai holding the watermelon motionless, turned red in an instant, took a step forward and said in his mouth: "The Arrow of Apollo, the ultimate weapon!! !!"

Jiang Bai grabbed Ice Carlos' wrist and said: "Lady, Ice Carlos is a lady, this generous face is not qualified for you to shoot!!"

Why did Jiang Bai say that? Because Jiang Bai flew away with a snap as soon as he finished speaking Captain Marvel.

Hulk picked up Stark to look at the big face, and the position on the face was blurred.

Captain Marvel was completely unprepared and chased Thor's footsteps like a monkey who couldn't wait to see the sky.

Jiang Bai curled his lips and pulled Ice Carlos to his side and said: "So I think bad brains can be contagious, and the people brought by Thor probably don't have good brains, right? There are so many of us here-here she Didn't she think that she would be beaten by us? Or did she have absolute confidence in herself to defeat so many people?"

In fact, Jiang Bai is very confused about the character design of Captain Marvel. If Steve is shaped according to the great and glorious part of human beings, then Captain Marvel is probably shaped according to the direction of the brainless.

...ask for flowers...

Inexplicably, she has a kind of intimacy with other races in the universe, but she has a sense of superiority and contempt for the earth people like a stranger, and like Nick Fury, she also believes that the people she just met are more like Nick Fury than her own people. aliens.

Inexplicably, he has a kind of hostility towards the people on earth, and always thinks that he is the one who maintains peace, and everyone else is the one who destroys peace, and then maintains peace everywhere in the universe.

The result is Thanos, the cosmic overlord everyone knows.

If you have nothing to do, destroy half of the population of a planet. It can be said that the demons among the demons do more evil than the demons in hell, but they can live happily. If you have nothing to do, you can choose two survivors on the planet that was destroyed by you Adopted as a righteous daughter, Captain Marvel didn't seem to know, and didn't see her go to fight Thanos.

It’s okay to say that Captain Marvel saves the harmed people in the universe, that behavior is worthy of respect, but in fact it doesn’t, even conquerors like Thanos and Ronan are everywhere, and they are still invading this other world. planet.

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Moreover, Captain Marvel is a very strange character, with a kind of arrogance of being the only one in heaven and earth. So far, I don't know what her position is in the Marvel world.

Thinking of Thanos Jiang Bai suddenly turning his head to look at Star Lord and the others who didn't dare to speak, especially his green-skinned girlfriend.

Six Infinite Gems Jiang Bai already has five of them, and is short of the last Soul Gem to collect them all.

When will Thanos take Gamora back for the Soul Gem?

"Star Lord, have you guys heard about Thanos lately?"

Xingjue hurriedly said: "No! No!! We haven't paid much attention to the news in the universe recently!!"

Gamora said: "I can take you to meet Thanos! I know where to find him!!"

Jiang Bai smiled and looked at Gamora with pity and said: "He will appear in front of my eyes by himself, and he will bring what I want."

"boom!"

As soon as Jiang Bai finished speaking, Captain Marvel, who was swung by Hulk, fell from the sky, emitting golden light all over his body, and directly activated the double star state.

The eyes are covered by golden light, and the whole is a big light bulb that glows.

"You invaders!! Now I'm going to put you on trial!!!"

The few people sitting there didn't respond at all, Jiang Bai pouted and said: "Wanda, if you beat her up, I can allow you to take a three-month vacation, and I won't find you a tutor, so it's time for you Arrange by yourself, all expenses will be paid by Stark!"

Wanda's mouth suddenly showed a smile and just about to stand up, Diana pulled out her dagger with a b-sound and said: "The holiday is mine!! Yu!".