Marvel: Salted Fish's Collapsing Plan

SpongeBob wears a pair of transparent yellow glasses, straightening his complexion.

"Please allow me to introduce myself"

"Your Majesty, Naval Headquarters Admiral, Polusalino Huang Mian!"

"This one is blue and a bit gray, and he can't open his eyes as if he is about to fall asleep. It's the Admiral of the Navy, Kuzan Octopus!!"

"The red one looks silly and has a face full of disbelief, Admiral of the Navy, Sakasky Patrick!!"

Jiang Bai covered his face, it must be Mianbao who spoke like that.

Even if these three guys are wearing navy capes, as soon as SpongeBob SquarePants talks, it reveals that these three guys are still funny.

Yan stepped forward and touched SpongeBob SquarePants' rectangular body: "So this is what you thought of? Summon a few talking...seafood?"

Hela got up too and went to the front to look at SpongeBob SquarePants.

Even Tom and Jerry can't talk, but this ocean can talk!!!

SpongeBob patted Yan's hand with drooping eyelids and said, "Madam, please show some respect. I'm an admiral. Have you been lifted by the speed of light?"

Speaking of which, SpongeBob SquarePants started to emit yellow light all over, ready to attack.

Jiang Bai hurriedly held SpongeBob SquarePants down, he didn't want to change houses now.

SpongeBob can't beat SpongeBob even if it becomes a yellow ape, but the house will definitely not be able to hold on.

"Stop, stop, stop!! Play with Pai Daxing."

Quickly dismissed SpongeBob SquarePants, Jiang Bai went back to nestling on the sofa.

But this time, he started to worry. Among the three seafood, Brother Octopus was the only one with a normal mind.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing can be more noisy than Tom and Jerry. If Pai Daxing suddenly comes and tells SpongeBob SquarePants, let's play a game, Jiang Bai will probably move immediately.

Maybe these two guys just ran into the trash can and rolled around like a baby, and then came back with all the trash and told Jiang Bai, let's play together.

Even if they are currently the top three generals of the Pirate World, SpongeBob SquarePants knew Jiang Bai as soon as they opened their mouths. They just obtained the abilities of the top three generals, and it is impossible for them to have the personality of the top three generals.

Yan sat next to Jiang Bai and waited for him to explain. This inexplicably summoned three strange guys, and they didn't seem to have a high IQ.

Jiang Bai rubbed his eyebrows and said: "I should definitely call Stark first and call Tom and Jerry back. When they come back, they can still be babysitters to watch over these three guys, otherwise these three idiots will tear down the house Much better than Tom and Jerry`".

"What the hell are they? It looks like one is an octopus, the other is a starfish, and the other is unrecognizable!" Yan thought for a while and asked out his doubts directly.

"Octopus, starfish, and sponge, three children with weak intelligence but huge amounts of destructive power."

"The surface of the sea is called SpongeBob SquarePants. It can turn its body into light, an octopus into ice, and a starfish into magma."

Jiang Bai sighed and continued.

"The octopus is called Brother Octopus. Among the three, the intelligence is normal, and basically he won't cause trouble, but the starfish named Pai Daxing and that SpongeBob SquarePants are two guys who have not developed intelligence, and they will cause trouble at any time, so I just have a headache now."

This is really not alarmist, Jiang Bai really thought he was a child when he watched SpongeBob SquarePants before.

Later, there was an episode introducing SpongeBob's driver's license, only to find out that this guy is 31 years old, and his mother is older than Jiang Bai.

This is not enough IQ, not what is really young.

Jiang Bai quickly stood up from the sofa and called Shi Stark as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

"Stark put Tom and Jerry back soon, it's late to move!!!"

Shi Stark was confused on the other end of the phone, could it be that Jiang Bai owed money and was about to run away?

"What are you doing again? How about I lend you some money without charging interest?"

"Hurry up and let them come back. There are three underdeveloped seafoods at home, and they need to come back to be babysitters!!"

When Jiang Bai said this, Shi Stark became interested. Seafood with underdeveloped intelligence? Hearing this, I want people to explore it.

"Wait." Stark hung up the phone, arranged for Pepper, and happily drove Tom and Jerry to Jiang Bai to visit seafood.

As soon as he entered the door, Stark shouted: "Let me see, where is the mentally retarded seafood?"

Jiang Bai pointed to the side: "Look for yourself, don't blame me for not reminding you, don't play dead, if you are beaten, I won't save you.

Stark looked at the three weird things sitting together in a circle on the ground, none of the three were as tall as his own calf.

He said disdainfully: "It's these three strange-looking things?"

SpongeBob slowly turned his head, it should be the head, after all he is a cube, put down the toy in his hand, stood up and raised his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

"Have you ever been kicked by the speed of light?"

"Ah..." Stark didn't understand what this meant at all.

"Boom!"

"!"

A yellow light flashed, and Stark slumped from the wall to the ground with a puff.

Jiang Bai stood up and pressed SpongeBob SquarePants who wanted to do it again: "Go back and play!!"

"Well, I'll tell you not to die!!"

"Cough cough cough!!!" Shi Stark patted the non-existent dust on his body like a normal person and stood up.

"So, you called Tom and Jerry back just to keep an eye on these three...seafood?"

While Stark was talking, Tom jumped at Patrick with a meow.

Because Patrick is biting Tom's cat litter with his mouth.

A golden light flashed on Tom's body, and as soon as he stretched out his claws, he was about to shoot Pai Daxing to death. Pai Daxing stood up and his arms turned into magma, and he was about to fight back.

"I declare!!!!"

Jiang Bai wiped his forehead, and finally felt what it feels like to be a parent with a child at home. It's better to have a daughter. No wonder in Jiang Bai's hometown they call their son Xiaoduzi [the daughter is called Yinson.

These cats, mice, sponge octopus and starfish are all male, and none of them are worry-free.

As soon as I announced this skill, Tom was directly nailed in the air, and the magma on Pai Daxing's body remained motionless as if frozen.

Jiang Bai took out a door from the system space and opened it directly, and threw Tom and Pai Daxing into it.

It's been a while since I got this gate that opens a random dimension, except for opening it once to meet Hela.

Just today, throw this group of brats in and let them decide the winner, so that they will be much more honest when they have the King of Kids in the future.

After the space door was opened this time, the inside was scorching hot.

There are volcanoes and lava everywhere behind the space, and there is a pungent sulfur smell. The sky is shone with a dark red light, and the ground is desolate. It can no longer be described as desolate. There is nothing but volcanoes and lava. The entire ground is formed by the condensation of black volcanic rocks.

Jiang Bai rubbed his chin and muttered to himself: "...Isn't this opening the dimension where the Flame Giant is?"

It's the home of the horned Flame Giant who made a cameo in Ragnarök and knocked Asgard down. This place is full of fire and lava, and nothing normal can survive.

Jiang Bai also threw Squidward and SpongeBob SquarePants in.

After waiting for dozens of seconds, he spoke.

"Will you go and have a look, I think this might be the hometown of the Flame Giant!!"

Hela moved her body and walked to the door to have a look: "No, Flame Giant doesn't have such a big sulfur smell, this place should be hell!"

"Hell!!" Shi Stark exclaimed, and hurriedly leaned on the edge of the door to look inside: "Is there really hell?"

When Jiang Bai heard about hell, he didn't know what to do, but he pretended to know everything and said to Stark: "definitely, Angel is standing by your side, how can there be no hell!! Do you want to see it? Look?"

In fact, Jiang Bai is also a bit confused. The movie doesn’t say that there is a hell in Marvel. Isn’t this the movie universe? Can the space gate also open the world of the comic universe?

If this is the case, it is better to use this space gate sparingly in the future, or else I don’t know which dimension Mephista will be released someday, and the earth will be GG. .