Master Is Pregnant

Part 19

Tao Er stayed with me for two days, and soon disappeared again.

I listened to Tao Er's words and stayed in Li Yuan every day, listening to Lian'er and Tang San telling me what happened outside. There were no big things but a lot of small things. The more amused thing is that Mo Wei, the new official, took office with three fires and burned the handles on Fang Xiaohouye. The face of Fang Xiaohou's steamed buns disappeared a bit, and his tail was burned by the fire. He was looking for "little flowers" all over the city, but now he spends most of his time singing the opposite scene with Mo Wei.

While I was eating the little chicken, I listened to Lian'er eloquently saying that Fang Xiaohou was deflated, and I couldn't help being happy and sad. It was a pity that I could not witness it with my own eyes.

"Lian'er, did Mo Wei harass the master these few days?" I asked as I wiped my hands.

Lian'er wiped my hands and replied: "Mo Wei didn't go to see the eldest son, but the eldest son went to see him several times."

I have seen you a few times in just a few days...

I am depressed.

"When will Mo Wei move out?"

"It may be a few more days." Lian'er sighed helplessly, "Master, didn't you still want to drive off Master Fang Xiaohou before, now Mo Wei is just about to drop one thing, if you drive away the cat , Who will help you catch the mouse?"

I sighed and exclaimed: "Lian'er's remark is very reasonable. Let them bite the dog. Lord, I am still happy to have a show. Did Fang Xiaohou go to Mo Wei again today?"

Lian'er hid her mouth and smiled: "Go, I rushed to the door to find the fault early in the morning."

I flicked my sleeves and smiled: "Knowing that the chances of winning are not great, but if you still go ahead, this is the gambler's psychology! Mo Wei, the dog, eats grapes and does not spit grape skins, but Fang Xiaohou will suffer."

Lian'er nodded and smiled and said yes, seeing me walking out, hurriedly asked, "Master, where are you going?"

I lifted my cheek to ponder for a while and replied: "Go out and get some air, I will take Joe Si."

Tao Er was serious, and I didn't dare to make a joke about my safety. Now Master Fang Xiaohou is busy making trouble with Mo Wei. He stayed at the county office all day and probably didn't have much chance to meet. Besides, given his vision at the time, he probably couldn't recognize me when I stood in front of him.

Before reaching Qiaoyuan, I heard a familiar voice.

"No, right, this bamboo is not tough enough. Master has recently gained weight and will crush the bamboo if he is not careful!" This is Tang San's voice, his voice is so loud, I can hear it clearly when I stand far away, no Knowing what the two friends are doing, they say I'm fat?

I squeezed my waist, it really seems to be a little thicker, okay, I think it feels pretty good, losing weight or something, it’s the most annoying!

Qiao Si always rebutted Tang San's opinions subconsciously: "The toughness of bamboo is already the strongest, and no other materials can replace it."

Tang San frantically said, "Can you be better at this kind of thing than me? Listen to me!"

Hmm... it sounds like what he is doing. Indeed, Tang San's hands are really ghost hands, and the hidden weapons he produced are amazing in both concealment and lethality. But what concealed weapon are they going to do, how can it get on my lord?

According to my current body and their hearing, it is impossible to approach silently. I nodded and rushed to the door of Qiaoyuan, killing them off guard!

"Three children and four children what are you doing!" I yelled, and they were taken aback, trying to hide what was behind them, but it was in vain—the thing was too big to hide.

I rushed forward, pushed them away, stretched my head, and slapped my tongue: "Wow, such a big kite can carry people!"

Tang San rolled his eyes, "Master, this is not a kite, but a hang gliding wing."

"Hang-glider, what?" I was taken aback.

"Things that can fly in the sky." Tang San said with some excitement, "Relying on this thing, even if you fall off the cliff, you won't die."

I pondered for a while, thinking that they mentioned me before, I immediately understood their thoughts. I couldn't help feeling interesting and moved. I touched his cheek and said, "Although I really want to be Costin, I don’t want to be anymore. Fall off the cliff once, so you might as well be a kite, hang gliding wings or something, I’m afraid you won’t need it anymore."

I am most proud of my strength in light industrialization when I fell from the mountain of Shu, a cliff of ten thousand feet. I moved between the mountain walls, buffering and reducing the speed of the fall, and I fell unscathed. After landing, I just felt a little hungry.

That time, Qiao Si snatched me from Tang San, but I was back to Tang Sect to let Tang San detoxify. Tang San’s little-minded boy was unwilling to detox Qiao Si’s poison after a long time. As soon as he understood, he hid himself in the academy on the mountain of Shu and ignored world affairs. Master, I thought about it afterwards. It was also difficult for me to do it for Tang San, so I bit my head and went to Shushan to ask him to thank him. By the way, I apologized. Who knows that if I didn’t agree with me, I was caused by him... I also blamed him. I was tossed with sore limbs and was darkened. A large number of masters sent by the door besieged. At that time, I, Tang San, and Qiao Si who rushed over were forced to reach the top of Shu Mountain. In fact, as far as the situation at that time was concerned, we might not be defeated. The 30 of them were already killed by us to the remaining ten. , But Tang San was injured, and Qiao’s four poisonous injuries were not healed. My light work ability was top-notch. Few of them could touch the corners of my clothes, but it was more difficult for me to fight back. At that time, the leader of the other party was more thief, and he concentrated on attacking Tang San Qiao Si. When I came back to the rescue, I hurt my killer. I miscalculated for a while, stepped back two steps, stepped on the corner of the shirt, staggered, and completely stepped in the air with two darts. Flew over, and then heard the whistling wind in the ear, and Tang San Qiaosi's call almost sternly.

The mountain wall seemed to be cut straight down by a knife. When I reacted, the cliff was far away from me. I stepped on the mountain wall with both feet, but the downward force was so strong that it almost broke my ankle. I used my hands and feet to pierce through the wind and the clouds between the two mountain walls, thinking that I would fall endlessly like this, and finally after a long time, my feet stepped on the ground.

Under the cliff, there are countless gray-white boulders, a stream trickles by, and weeds may grow on both sides of the mountain walls. The sound of the wind is so cool that it doesn't freeze people.

I drank a few sips of the sweet water to fill my hunger, and found that there were still fish swimming around in the stream. I was overjoyed. I caught two of them, cut some branches and weeds to make a fire, and sat down to grill the fish. The fish is delicious and delicious. I ate two grilled fish. I was full and the sky was almost dark. After waiting for so long, I didn’t see anyone jumping down. I knew that "satisfaction" was just my wishful thinking, and I was disappointed. Fortunately, I patted my **** and walked down the stream, thinking how I could find a way back to heaven.

I often hear martial arts stories. The hero in the story must be a blessing in disguise, and find treasures, martial arts secrets and other good things, so I naturally want to take the opportunity to find the legendary relics of the masters. , Watching carefully along the way, Zuo Pan climbed up and jumped down again, walking for a month and a half, but found nothing.

For the past month and a half, my only food was whitebait in the stream. I was about to vomit when I ate it, which made me always have a shadow over fish. Later, I finally met a tiger. I was overjoyed and rushed to hug it and slapped it to death. I don’t know if it’s been too long. The tiger didn’t hide when he saw me. Instead, he hurried towards me, which is really weird.

After I finished eating the tiger, I walked for several days and finally saw the human settlement.

Looking back on statistics, I walked down the mountain for two months, ate countless whitebaits, met a tiger and improved its food, and found an unnamed corpse without any hidden treasures.

the above.

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Don't take it seriously

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Fanwai: Diary of the Tiger

I am a tiger at the foot of the Shu Mountain. If you ask me how old I am, I can't remember it myself.

I only remember the year when I went down to earth with Xianjun, the peach blossoms in Heavenly Court bloomed very brilliantly. Xianjun looked back at Peach Blossom Spring and showed a sad smile. He touched my head and said, "Little Tiger, I'm not reconciled."

Xianjun was unwilling to be demoted. I understood his grievance and licked his palm.

I followed Xianjun to the mortal world and fell under the cliff of Mount Shu.

Xianjun said: "Little Tiger, you guard me the elixir. After a hundred years, I will take it from the wind."

With a wave of Xianjun's sleeve, a clover grows out of thin air on the stone wall. The three treasures of Xianjun's Immortal Pill, Changchun Jue, and Alchemy are all behind the clover.

Xianjun said that the person with a peach blossom on the back of his neck is his reincarnation. Let me guard the secret treasure for him and invite his reincarnation to get it. I crawled on the ground and said yes.

After explaining these things, Xianjun went, and Fenghua turned into a white bone. I did not hold back the grief in my heart, and shed a tear.

I have been familiar with more than 30,000 sunrises and sunsets under the Shu Mountain, but I have never waited for a living person, but I am still waiting, because I promised Xianjun, I believe Xianjun can't go wrong.

Until that day, I finally waited for someone.

She has long hair up to her waist, and her clothes fluttering, as if the wind is blowing under her feet when she runs-I will take it with the wind!

I thought of Xianjun's words, and my heart was shocked. The tears filled my eyes, and she ran towards her with a scream. She was also full of surprise and ran towards me with open arms-Xianjun, do you remember Xiaohu?

Moved, I threw into her arms, but felt a pain in my head, and then...unconscious.

When I opened my eyes again, my soul was out of my body. The "Xianjun Reincarnation" flicked his teeth with one hand, and knocked on Xianjun's corpse while holding my calf bone in one hand, muttering: "Treasure treasure will come out soon..."

There was no response after knocking for a long time. She threw away the bone in disappointment, patted her **** and left.

I choked speechlessly, and finally yelled: Damn it! What kind of person is this!

She must not be the reincarnation of Xianjun! How could Xianjun reincarnate into this kind of person?

Seeing her floating away, I silently turned my head and looked at the clover on the mountain wall opposite Xianjun.

Immortal Golden Pill, Changchun Jue, Alchemy...

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