Master’s a Byoukidere and Needs Pampering!

It is the first time that the chicken and the egg meet, the chicken is half a year old, and the egg is a hundred days old.

Location: Lujia, the imperial capital.

Occasion: Dandan Hundred Days Banquet.

At that time, the chicken was put on the table by his father, and Dandan was also put on the table by his father. The chicken is always active and takes the initiative to greet the newcomer.

The speechless chicken pulls his hat, trying to attract attention: "Yeah!" Man, where are you from?

Dandan lay on his stomach quietly.

The chicken always uses both hands and feet and crawls over: "Yeah!" Look, buddy, I can crawl.

Dandan lay on his stomach quietly.

The chicken always uses his head to arch Dandan's butt, and Dandan doesn't move, so he just lay down and rolled twice: "Yeah!" Man, I can still roll!

Tangdan moved away to his mother, while holding the bottle to drink.

The chicken always stared at the bottle: "Yeah!" Man, what are you eating?

Dangdan drinks milk and ignores it.

Chief Chicken: "Yeah!" Dude, give me a bit!

Dandan ignored.

The chicken always scratched him: "Yeah!" Buddy! Bros!

Dandan turned around: "Humph." Don't hit me!

Mr. Chicken: "Yeah!" My buddy, I **** when you smell it.

Dandan: "Humph." I didn't pull.

The chicken sum and the egg meet for the second time. The chicken has eight months and the egg has five months.

Location: Xufang Town.

Occasion: Mom and Dad get married.

At that time, Dan Dan’s parents were in the worship hall, Dan Dan was held by his grandmother Zeng, and the chicken was always held by his Grandpa Zeng. Because it was a happy day, Dan Dan wore a red Chinese wedding dress and a black top. Melon cap. Chicken always comes as a guest. His mother specially put him in a small suit, which is handsome and handsome. To celebrate, her mother also wore him a small red bow tie.

The chicken always saw Dandan and was very excited: "Yeah!" Dude, we met again.

Dandan ignored him, and Dandan was in a bad mood, because his parents did not hug him today.

The chicken always rushed out of Grandpa Zeng's arms and pounced at Dandan: "Yeah!" Man, where did you buy your clothes?

Dandan ignored.

The chicken always bit his little suit, biting hard: "Yeah!" Man, look at my clothes, are they pretty.

Dandan is a quiet kid, he doesn't talk to strangers.

The chicken always bit the suit and pulled the bow tie: "Yeah!" Man, look at my bow tie, it has elasticity!

Gudan took a bite of the pacifier in the shape of a rainbow lollipop in his hand.

Chief Chicken immediately threw away the watermelon lollipop-shaped pacifier in his hand: "Yeah!" Man, give me a bite of your pacifier.

Bite the pacifier.

Chief Chicken: "Yeah!" Then I'll bite!

Dandan: "Humph." You are so annoying.

The chicken always rushed forward, hugged the hand of the egg, and bit his pacifier: "Yeah!" Dude, I'm done biting, now it's your turn to bite.

Tangdan threw the pacifier: "Humph." I don't want it.

The pacifier was dropped on Mr. Chicken's suit, and Mr. Chicken dusted it off: "Yeah." I don't want it either.

Dandan: "Humph." So annoying.

President Ji didn't diapers in order to wear a small suit today.

Grandpa Zeng said, "Be brave enough to pee, get your pants to change."

Chief Chicken: "Yeah." Man, I peeed.

Dandan: "Humph." I didn't.

In the end, the chicken always wore Dandan pants, but it was a bit shorter.

Chicken Sum and Dangdan met for the third time. Dangdan was one year and six months old, and Dangdan was one year and three months old.

Location, Zhou Qing let home.

Occasion: Xiaoyuebai Xiaoyue’s Zhouyan feast.

As soon as the chicken saw the egg, he ran over with short legs excitedly.

"Dangdan!"

"Dangdan!"

Out of courtesy, Dandan called him: "Chicken."

Chief Chicken: "..."

Suddenly so angry!

He milkyly provoked: "I dare to kiss my sister, do you dare?" His father taught it!

He kissed Xiao Yuebai who was sitting in the baby walker first: "Boom!" He kissed Xiao Yueya in another walker, "Boom!"

He had kissed both of them, and there was still saliva on his mouth. He said to Dandan: "It's you."

Dan Dan is not kissing, Dan Dan is playing with a bubble machine.

The chicken always made a face: "You dare not kiss your sister, coward, drink cold water!" This is what his father taught.

Dandan didn't want to play with him, so she went to her mother.

Chicken Sum and Dandan have met for the fourth time. The chicken is two years old and ten months old, and Dandan is two years old and July.

Location: Xuejia, the imperial capital.

Occasion: Get together after the New Year's Eve dinner.

The adults are playing cards. Chicken Zong and Dandan play in the toy house. Zongji always drives his father’s new car to Dandan and deliberately drove it with one hand. His father said that he only drove the car with one hand. Handsome.

Chief Chicken: "Call me brother."

Dandan is playing puzzles: "Don't."

The chicken always wants: "Call the chicken brother."

"No."

Dandan put together the little tree puzzle that the chicken hadn't put together for a month.

Mr. Chicken got out of the car and kicked the puzzle with his feet: "Brother Dandan, I have a car, do you have one?"

Dandan re-spelled: "I have."

Chicken always patted his car with his little hand, so proud, so proud, and proud to break through the earth: "My car is super big, is yours big?"

Dan Dan is a quiet Dan Dan: "Big."

Mr. Chicken: "Look at my car, it's bigger than yours."

Dandan: "My big one."

Chief Chicken: "Mine is bigger."

Dandan: "My big one."

Chief Chicken: "Mine is bigger."

Dandan doesn't want to fight with him.

Mr. Chicken climbed onto his car with hands and feet on the ground: "You come up, I will drive you."

Dandan doesn't want to play cars and cars: "I don't want it."

The chicken always wants to play with him: "Come on!"

Okay, Dandan sits on it.

Mr. Chicken Hey: "Brother Dandan, Mr. Chicken will take you for a drive."

Brother Dandan didn't want to talk.

Mr. Ji drove with one hand: "Eh, why can't I drive?" Mr. Ji immediately blamed his brother, "It's all you, you are too heavy!"

Dandan helped turn the steering wheel, and when he broke it, the steering wheel broke...

The chicken always looked at his beloved car, and cried with a wow: "Mom, Dandan broke my car...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Dandan: "..."

When Dan Dan was five years old, when his great-grandmother was in poor health, the Dan Dan family moved to the Imperial City from Xufang Town and lived in a community with Mr. Ji DaDa.

Today is the weekend, the kindergarten is off, and the children from the big and small classes are playing in the garden of the community.

"Brother Chicken Chief."

"Brother Chicken Chief."

The chicken lying on the ground playing marbles always got up: "No more, my sister called me." He put the marbles in his pocket, patted the soil on his body, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Da Da is not yet three years old, is a small dumpling, speaking grandma's crunchy: "Brother Ji, my kite is hanging on the tree."

The chicken always picked her up, put it on the chair under the tree, and dusted the ashes from her little skirt: "You sit here, brother will pick it up for you."

Da Da sat obediently: "Brother Ji, don't fall."

Zong Ji wore a purple wig and a small jacket: "I won't fall, Brother Zong Ji is invincible in the world." He summoned his little brother, "Little King, come here."

Xiao Wang is here.

Brother Chicken ordered: "Squat down."

Xiaoxiaowang's little brother also wore a burgundy wig. He was so afraid of Big Brother Chicken, he asked softly, "Why squat down?"

"Let you squat and squat."

"Oh."

Little Wang squatted under the tree.

The chicken always hugged the tree and stepped on Xiao Xiao Wang's shoulder.

Little Wang twisted: "It hurts."

The chicken always kills him: "If I move it again, I will slam your head!"

Little Wang was so wronged and wanted to cry, but he dared not cry because he was afraid that chickens would beat him.

The tree is not very high, and Mr. Chicken usually goes to the house and uncovers tiles. He stepped on the little king three or two times and then climbed up. He stretched out his hand and got the kite.

"DaDa, look, brother got it."

Da Da shook his legs and smiled and said, "Brother Ji is so amazing."

"That is."

When the chicken was about to climb down, he saw the egg that had just got off.

He was so excited: "Dandan!"

"egg--"

The foot slipped, the chicken swayed twice, and then fell back.

The leaves clashed.

Dandan caught him.

Little Wang's eyes opened like marbles: "Who are you? You are amazing!"

Mr. Chicken's wig fell off, and he wore a watermelon head with a silly expression: "Dandan, did you fly over just now?"

Dandan put him down, there was baby fat on his face, and it was a tender, childlike voice: "My dad told me to go home for dinner." He was going to leave.

"You wait for me!"

The chicken always chased him, after a few steps, he ran back, and squatted down beside the chair: "DaDa, come up, brother is carrying you."

The day after Dandan moved to the imperial capital, he transferred to the kindergarten of General Chicken.

During the lunch break, the teacher thought that the children were all asleep, so he went out. The pretending chicken chief got up immediately and kicked the kid Xiao Dahai in the next bed.

The kid Xiao Dahai woke up when he was kicked and rubbed his butt: "Why are you hitting me?"

Mr. Chicken hum: "See you are not pleasing to your eyes."

He kicked again, then climbed to the next door, covered the child Wang Zirui with the quilt, and then punched and kicked.

The kid Wang Zirui woke up crying.

Finally, the child Chen Sihan from the banana class, Mr. Chicken walked over, lifted the quilt, and slapped over.

The kid Chen Sihan also woke up and started crying: "Why are you hitting me?"

The chicken always looks like a hooligan: "Huh, just hit you!"

The child Chen Sihan got up, crying tightly: "I want to tell the teacher, you hit me."

Chief Chicken is not afraid. Chicken is always the bearest cub in the whole kindergarten: "If you dare to sue, I will beat you every day!"

The kid Chen Sihan was about to cry. He sucked his nose, but the snot bubble came out. He wiped his snot, grabbed his clothes, and hammered him with his small fists.

The chicken always slapped him on the bed.

The children Xiao Dahai and Wang Zirui also joined the "fierce battle".

The awakened child ball rubbed his eyes and walked over, holding two with one hand: "Don't fight."

The chicken is stunned!

Then the teacher came and Dandan went to bed.

During lunch, the chicken always moved a small stool and sat next to Dan Dan, and asked quietly, "Dang Dan, are you an alien?"

Dandan said: "I am not."

"Then are you the Monkey King?"

"Neither do I."

Mr. Chicken didn't believe him, and then asked: "Can you fly?"

"Can you turn my schoolbag into a pile of shit?"

"Have you ever been in a UFO?"

"Can you fight monsters?"

"Can you become King Kong?"

"you--

Tandan picked up the bowl and turned his back: "I'm going to eat, don't keep talking to me."

Chief Chicken: "Oh."

Mr. Chicken took two bites of rice: "Dangdan, can you help me beat Zhang Xiaochuan? That chubby man, he scolded DaDa as a deaf, and he pulled DaDa's hearing aid!" And Xiao DaDa prince Rui Chen Sihan also scolded. So he beat them all! But Zhang Xiaochuan is fat, he can't beat it.

Dandan was eating around her little pocket, speaking like a little adult: "Children can't fight."

The chicken head twisted: "Huh, coward, drink cold water!"

During the lunch break the next day, Zhang Xiaochuan cried. The teacher asked Zhang Xiaochuan why he was crying. Zhang Xiaochuan said he fell.

When the teacher took Zhang Xiaochuan away, the chicken always got out of the quilt and climbed onto the egg bed: "Brother egg."

The egg slept into an egg.

The chicken always touches the "egg", good society: "You will be my brother from now on!"

The chicken who is not sleeping but pretending to be asleep has just witnessed everything.

Zhang Xiaochuan didn’t fall. It was Dandan who crushed his marbles into scum. Dandan said, if he said it, he would crush his hands into scumbags. Dandan said, if he bullied again Xiaoban's dad crushed his feet into dregs. Then Zhang Xiaochuan was scared to cry.

Later, the chicken was always called Dan Dan Dan.

Later, the chicken always asked Dandan: "Brother Dan, can you teach me superpowers?"

Dandan can't teach.

President Ji died of melancholy: "I wish I had you so good." Then he would be able to beat all the bullies to the ground.

Later, whoever bullied DaDa, the chicken always beat him, and if he didn't win, he called Dandan to help him beat.

Later, they grew up together.