Maybe a Fake Gintama

Destroyed my work! Even my younger brother can't forgive me! A Miao replied harshly.

What! I never said those words at all! Xin Baji shouted, Can you listen to what others are saying! It's all Jiang Chengsang's conspiracy! I was implicated at all! Is it really true today? Is filming about to be finished?! I really don’t want to finish filming! My life has just begun!”

Stop, Shin-chan! It's just a moment! It won't hurt, and it will pass soon! A Miao shouted.

No! Absolutely not! What do you mean just for a moment? Forget it, you don't need to explain, I don't want to know at all!

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Hey, Gin-chan, they seem to be very happy, Aru. Kagura pointed at the crowd chasing Shinpachi and said, Let's go play together.

No, no need! Gintoki said, then turned around and looked at the unguarded snow sculpture, Don't you think now is a good opportunity? Destroy all the snow sculptures while everyone is not paying attention, then the championship will belong to us. That’s it! Even that obscene thing can still be the champion! Because there are no competitors!”

Oh! Shinbaji actually thinks about Aru like this! Kagura seemed to have finally figured it out.

(Xinbaji: I have never thought of it this way!)

Yeah, Gintoki nodded, This is Shinpachi's strategy! So we can't live up to Shinpachi's hard work! When the game is over, use the bonuses we get to buy a bouquet of flowers and put them in front of Shinpachi's grave to comfort him. Just call Xin Baji’s spirit in heaven. He will also be happy for us in heaven!”

(Xin Baji: Hey! That’s enough for you two! Why have I arrived in heaven! Don’t create the impression that I will definitely die!)

Kagura! Let's work hard together before we are discovered! With that said, Gintoki and Kagura sneakily destroyed Gui's work first.

By the time the two went to destroy the next work, Gui's work had turned into a pile of mediocre snow.

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Hey, what are you doing? Gintoki asked Jiang Cheng standing aside.

Ah, Jiang Cheng noticed that the visitor responded, and then looked at his statue, I want to destroy it, but it feels a little bit like destroying my own statue by myself... After all, it seems to be quite handsome...

What a handsome guy! Gintoki shouted, and at the same time he jumped up and kicked Jiang Cheng's statue over. That's enough! This is already the eighteenth work I've destroyed!

Ah——!! Jiang Cheng covered his head and shouted, My head! My body!

What the hell! Don't you really want to destroy this statue?! Gintoki retorted.

That's what I said, but I always feel it's a pity. Jiang Cheng sat on the ground and looked at the destroyed snow sculpture and smiled. He also looked at the enthusiastic members of Baihua who were chasing Xin Baji and smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth. Shangyang said softly, But they are really annoying~

Ah? What did you say? Gintoki asked doubtfully.

Nothing. As he said that, Jiang Cheng stood up, It seems like this farce should be over, and it's time for me to go back and play my new game.

After saying that, Jiang Chengcheng was ready to turn around and leave.

At this time, Gintoki shouted to Kagura in the distance, Kagura, how many of them have not been destroyed?

This is the only one left, Aru! Kagura replied.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai noticed that all the snow sculptures were gone...

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At this time, Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kagura stood in front of the last snow sculpture. The entire statue was made one to one according to Gintoki. Of course, some parts have been beautified and stretched, such as the face and legs. .

Hey, it's true. Even I can't bear to destroy this. Gintoki looked at the statue in front of him and murmured, It's exactly the same.

The length of the legs seems to be different Aru. The ratio of Gin-chan's upper body to lower body should be one to one Aru. Kagura looked at Gintoki and then at the statue for comparison and said.

Who are you looking down on?! Do you think I'm a dwarf?! Don't look at me like this Gin-san, in the third dimension I'm like Shun Oguri! Both my legs and popularity are super high! Gin-san! Shi retorted loudly.

But who did this? Kagura asked.

Look over there, Jiang Cheng pointed to a woman in the crowd in the distance who could smell the natto smell on her body even here, Isn't it obvious?

I have a headache. Even I can't bear to break this... Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng had already picked up his umbrella and beat the statue to pieces.

What are you doing?! Gintoki roared.

Don't you have the heart to destroy it? I'm just helping you~ Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.

Can't you be gentler?! Gintoki shouted, You are definitely taking revenge! You are definitely taking revenge on me for breaking your statue just now!

Don't worry so much Aru, Kagura persuaded, After all, all the entries have been destroyed, now even our wretched...[Armstrong Cyclo-Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon] can get the first place. Named Aru!

Hey, did you almost admit that your work was obscene just now? You almost told the truth, right? It must be very hard to change your words temporarily, right? Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

Now I can wait with peace of mind to wait for the announcement of the results of the competition. The first place is already in my pocket. Gintoki said with some joy, Kagura, I can buy you the vinegar kombu you like when I get the bonus. , there’s no problem in buying a whole box of vinegar kelp!”

That's great Aru!

Why are you cheering for that kind of thing? Just being jealous of kelp can satisfy you? Isn't the thing uncle bought you bad? Jiang Cheng complained again.

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Hey, stop chasing me... Xin Baji shouted breathlessly from the front, Those words you said have nothing to do with me! They are all Jiang Chengsang, the one with the ponytail. It’s the black man’s idea!”

You're still insulting Jiang Chengsama! Glasses boy, you really deserve to die! A Hyakuhua member shot out several kunai in an instant, but Shinpachi hurriedly dodged them.

Sisters! Kill him!

Oh!

I'm no longer Frieza! Can you please let me go! Shinpachi was about to cry without tears, but the next moment, Shinpachi glanced at the distance, stopped, and pointed his finger to the side, Look there……

Everyone followed Xin Baji's hand and looked over. Only then did everyone realize that their works had disappeared...

What's going on?!!!×N

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Looking at the menacing crowd, Jiang Cheng thought about it for 0.01 seconds before he thought of his words.

Jiang Cheng slowly covered his face and burst into tears, It's all my fault! It's all my fault for not stopping that naturally curly silver hair! The whole thing has nothing to do with me and Kagura!

And all the members of Baihua were moved and immediately surrounded Jiang Cheng.

It's okay! Don't blame Jiangcheng-sama! Jiangcheng-sama must have worked hard to prevent this situation from happening!

That's right! We won't blame you!

So, Jiangcheng-sama, please cheer up!

You... Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the group of Baihua members with emotion.

Even if the statue is gone, Jiang Chengsama will always live in our hearts!

Hey, I'm still alive and well, why do you say it's like I'm dead! It's just that the statue is gone! Jiang Cheng retorted.

In other words, it was the naturally curly silver-haired man over there who was picking his nose that ruined our work? A Miao asked with a squinted smile.

Seeing A Miao looking like this, Jiang Cheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then nodded heavily. I didn't lie. Except for the statue of a certain Natto girl, everything else had nothing to do with me!

Gin-san~ Can you come here for a little while? A Miao shouted to Gintoki, with a smile on her face.

Me? Gintoki pointed to himself and stood up at the same time, What's the matter?

Looking at Gintoki who was getting closer and closer, Miao's expression did not change and she was still smiling.

But before Gintoki could get closer, Shinpachi, who had been tied up by everyone before, finally spat out the snowball stuffed by someone and shouted, Gintoki! Don't come here! Run!

Run quickly? What do you mean... Before Gintoki could finish his words, he saw Miao who had already raised a big snowball, and he immediately ran away.

What on earth have you done! Give me back my grand prize... my Haagen-Dazs... all back! As she said that, A Miao threw the snowball.

Give Jiang Chengsama's [beep——] back! Shouting, a group of Baihua members also rushed out.

Hey! What do you mean by giving my [Beep--] back?! When did my [Beep--] leave me?! Don't shout slogans with unclear meaning! Readers will misunderstand it! Jiang Cheng He yelled at the top of his lungs.

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Haagen-Dazs? Gintoki stopped and twitched his lips, Hey, are you kidding me? I thought I would get a big bonus after working so hard for so long, you stinky mother-in-law! How dare you play tricks? us!

While shouting, Gintoki picked up a large piece of snow from the ground and threw it out.

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Seeing everyone turning into a snowball melee, Jiang Cheng sat there and smiled, This is what a real festival should be like.

Hey, have you had enough fun? Yue Yong's voice came from behind Jiang Cheng.

Hey? Yueyue? Where have you been? I haven't seen you for thousands of words. Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked in confusion.

I went to the supermarket and bought some things to prepare for the physical health class for the homebody. Yue Yong said while looking at the two large bags of items bought from the supermarket.

Jiang Cheng took a glance and saw things such as notebooks, cameras, and pointers.

Are you still thinking about that?!

Let's not talk about this first, what's going on with that? Yue Yong looked at the people having a snowball fight and asked in confusion.

It's just a celebration...

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Since no one is in first place, then everyone is in first place! Yue Yong announced to all the Baihua members, So! The otaku body health class will be held in this idiot's room at ten o'clock tonight Convened on time!”

Why are you making your own decisions! I'm really angry! I'm really angry! Jiang Cheng shouted.

Now make preparations! As she said that, Yue Yong threw several kunai at Jiang Cheng... Jiang Cheng threw himself into the street.

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Seeing the Yoshihara group dragging Jiang Cheng further and further away, Xinbajiu fell silent, and then slowly said, Who...someone come and loosen my ties...