Maybe a Fake Gintama
Chapter 175: The routines in love comics also work in reality!
Yo Xi! Then let's start in groups! Jiang Cheng stood in front of everyone and announced loudly, Anyway, I will be in a group with Xin Bajia, and you can do whatever you want with the rest!
After saying that, Jiang Cheng took Xin Baji and prepared to leave.
And I, Aru! Kagura-chan quickly raised her hand and said, Because Gin-chan said that my uncle is an out-and-out master, Aru!
He lied to you. Jiang Cheng replied with a squinted smile.
Huh?! Kagura was shocked, and then turned her head to Gintoki, who was picking his nose, Is what uncle said true?
Ah, really. Gintoki replied casually, then waved his hand and continued, How is it possible that there is such a thing? If there is a secret, then apply it all over your body and stand upright. , they should be attracted to you soon~
That will only attract perverts! Kagura cursed, then slowly fell to the ground, covering her eyes and sobbing: Why did you deceive an ignorant girl like me?
Your acting skills are so bad, Kagura-chan. Shinpachi complained expressionlessly.
Ah?! Really?! I've obviously worked very hard! Kagura stood up in an instant and shouted, Alu thought he could at least win an Academy Award or something with this kind of acting skills!
You'd better give up on this idea... Xin Baji complained again.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly saw all the Baihua ladies behind him taking out pens and papers to record something on the paper...
Are you... idiots? Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, and then shouted: Do you think I am a bee or a bear?! How could I be attracted to something like that!
Hey?! Is it fake?! Can't you attract Jiang Chengsama's [One-horned Fairy]?! All the Baihua ladies showed disappointed expressions at the same time.
Hey, please spare me, Jiang Cheng sighed, and then looked at Xin Baji again, Let's go and leave them alone.
After saying that, Jiang Cheng took the lead and walked towards the depths of the forest, and Xinbajiu also reacted, saying hello to everyone and quickly followed...
However, neither Jiang Cheng nor Xin Baji noticed that a group of Baihua members followed them secretly. After Yue Yong stood there and thought for a moment, she finally followed.
Really, who is his boss? He has openly committed an act of betrayal. His salary must be deducted this month! Gintoki shouted, then he closed his eyes and folded his hands and continued with a solemn expression: Hey, Kagura-chan, even if there are only two of us left, we must hurry up before everyone else and take all the unicorns in this forest as our own! Do you understand?!
After Gintoki said that, he opened his eyes, but he didn't see Kagura. It wasn't until he glanced far away that he realized that Kagura had quietly followed him.
Even you?! Gintoki cursed, then quickly caught up with Kagura and stopped him, Do you still want your salary?!
By the way, Gin-chan, do you know how to write the word [salary], Aru? Kagura complained with squinting eyes and a speechless expression.
…
Deep in the forest.
Jiangcheng and Shinpachi belong to the first echelon, Baihua and Yueyong who are trailing behind them belong to the second echelon, and Gintoki and Kagura at the end belong to the third echelon.
I always feel a little cold behind my back... Jiang Cheng said doubtfully, and then looked back.
Looking at the path with no one behind him, Jiang Cheng became even more confused: Did I feel wrong?
After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and continued walking forward.
What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that a group of Baihua members had indeed followed Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji not far behind, but when Jiang Cheng turned around, they all hid behind the trees. Yue Yong originally stood there without moving, but was dragged behind the tree by the other Baihua members.
After Jiang Cheng turned his head again, they appeared one by one. Staring at Jiang Cheng's back with fierce eyes.
Why do you feel it again? Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then looked back again, but he still found nothing after writing it once.
Maybe Jiang Chengsang felt wrong. Xin Bajiu said with a smile, then raised a finger and continued: And isn't it much cooler in the forest than in the city?
That's right... Jiang Cheng nodded and said, then turned his head again with a smile on his face, Well, it's better to discuss the plan quickly. The plan is called [Heartbeat! Daring Test Conference Horror Night! ]
Why did I read [Heartbeat! Soul-Seizing Night of the Daring Test!] in your expression? Shinbaji complained, but then he sighed slightly, But it sounds quite interesting. This kind of plot is very popular in love comics. It is still very common here. A pair of young lovers...
Jiang Cheng was speechless when he saw the yearning expression on Xin Bajia's face as he fell into reverie. After a long time, Jiang Chengcai patted Xin Bajiu on the shoulder, sighed and said nothing, and continued walking forward.
What do you mean by sighing?! Xin Bajiu realized what he was doing and quickly caught up with Jiang Cheng and shouted, I'm not imagining anything!
Looking at Xin Baji's flushed face, Jiang Cheng rubbed his temples, then showed an I understand expression on his face and said, I understand, it's okay. Boys are like this when they reach this age.
Jiang Chengsang... Xinbaji looked at Jiang Cheng with a moved expression.
But, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and continued, If you dare to take action against Kagura-chan...
Looking at Jiang Cheng's smiling expression, Xin Baji felt like a little rabbit being targeted by a super scary beast.
How is that possible! Xin Baji quickly retorted.
That's good……
…
Hey, did you hear that? Jiang Chengsama seems to be planning a courage test!
Hey?! Really?! Isn't that a scene that only appears in romance comics?!
If that's the case, Jiangcheng-sama must have planned it for us, right?!
real or fake?!
After all, it's just us girls!
Miss Baihua whispered, and then everyone looked at Jiang Cheng, who was almost out of sight, with shy expressions. Of course, except for Yue Yong.
After all, in the previous kicking the can incident, Jiang Cheng was frightened and fainted. In the end, it was Yue Yong who dragged Jiang Cheng back to Yoshihara.
That idiot must have ulterior motives... Yue Yong muttered.
…
Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji, who were walking ahead, were still discussing plans.
Don't worry too much about what Gintoki said. As long as you put on makeup or something, you can definitely scare him half to death. Jiang Cheng murmured his analysis, But the trouble is those women. How can we scare them? ?”
Speaking of girls, they are all afraid of insects, right? Shinpashi interjected, Aren't girls at any age frightened and screaming when they see insects such as spiders?
It makes sense, but just insects may not be enough... Jiang Cheng pointed to his chin and murmured, and then sighed softly: It would be great if there really were mountain gods and monsters. What if Natsume It would be great here~ Just call out two monsters from your friends’ account, and the effect will definitely be very good.”
I think you just want to say this seiyuu joke. Shinpachi complained expressionlessly, But speaking of monsters, it is true that many of them exist in the forest in legends~
With that said, Shinbachi pointed to a certain orangutan standing alone wearing only a loincloth and covered with honey and golden rooster.
But suddenly, Xin Bajiu came to his senses and started trembling: What on earth is that?!
I didn't expect that just like that, I actually saw the legendary fairy today! Jiang Cheng came to Kondo, looked up and down, and murmured.
No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it... Shinbaji complained with black lines all over his head, No matter how you look at this person, he looks like he's seen him somewhere before!
Really? Is it Natsume's Book of Friends or the Forest of Fireflies? Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.
It's in our daily lives! Shinpachi shouted, This is obviously an orangutan covered in honey!
That's the gorilla goblin, the goblin responsible for protecting the gorillas. Jiang Cheng nodded and said.
How is this possible! Shinpachi shouted.
However, this shouldn't be used. It seems to have no use except attracting bees and bears. Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, Forget it, let's see if there are any other fairies.
After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and walked forward. Xin Baji also quickly followed, looking back at a certain orangutan in the process.
Not long after Jiang Cheng left, a group of Baihua members also came to Kondo and looked him up and down.
This is……
Didn't you hear what Jiang Chengsama said just now? This is the gorilla goblin! The goblin responsible for protecting the gorillas!
Really?! Is there such a gentle fairy?!
But it looks a little disgusting...
Indeed, if he didn't drip honey, people would still want to take a photo with him. After all, he is an uncommon fairy.
Hearing this, Kondo finally made a move. He extended his thumb with his right hand and put on a hearty smile, as if to say: It's better to take photos now! 】
Why do I feel more disgusting...
I'm a little nauseous, please give me a pat on the back...
I also……
And I……
…
Seeing all the Hyakuka members vomiting around him, Kondo... Kondo... shed tears of grievance.
After vomiting, all the members of Baihua supported each other and left Kondo's location. Only one person was not affected, and that was Yue Yong.
Yue Yong waited until all the Baihua members left before moving forward. After Yue Yong looked around for a week and found that no one was paying attention, he finally took out two bananas from his arms and placed them at Kondo's feet.
After doing all this, Yue Yong continued to walk in the direction of the Baihua members. However, after taking just two steps, Yue Yong suddenly stopped. He held the cigarette pole in his left hand and raised a stick behind him with his right hand. Thumbs up.
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