Maybe a Fake Gintama

Are you here to participate in the demolition conference? Xin Bajia complained expressionlessly.

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Hey, don't be stunned, Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Bajia beside him and continued walking forward, Hurry up and go in. After finishing this quickly, I have to go home and play the newly bought game. .”

Gintoki and Kagura also followed, but they also glanced at Shinpachi when they passed by.

Let me explain in advance, I am not your companion. After saying that, Fourteen also followed, I just want to have a fight.

He can't speak very well, right? He looks like Vegeta, right? Sougo reminded in a low voice, He will become your partner as if nothing has happened, so be careful.

Looking at the backs of Jiang Cheng and others, Shinpachi sniffed and sobbed: I...it doesn't matter if I am called the Love Sister. I like my sister very much and don't want to be separated from her. If possible, I am I really hope to be with her all the time. However, if my sister has someone she likes, it doesn’t matter if it’s a suspicious man with no money for ten thousand years, a gorilla stalker, a mayonnaise addict, a sex addict, or squatting at home, as long as her sister can If she is happy, I will be prepared to cry and send her away...

But... I really can't do it if I want to watch my sister cry and leave! I really hope that my sister can always smile! Shinbaji's tears and nose gushed out, Really... thank you...

Follow up quickly, kid... Jiang Cheng stopped and sighed, Also, do you think I came here for that kind of thing? Stop joking! Solve your problems quickly and go Give that kid a lesson! Do you know how annoying that kid is because he doesn’t have to go to the dojo today?”

Parents nowadays are really working hard for their children's studies, Gintoki curled his lips and said casually, It's really amazing that they have to solve the troubles at the teacher's house.

Didn't you read the news? Jiang Cheng continued, It is said that in order for teachers to concentrate on teaching their children, parents now crowdfund to buy houses for teachers who don't have houses.

Hey?! Is there such a thing?! Gintoki was shocked, Are the teachers' treatment so good now? I am obviously the class teacher of the third-year Z group next door, why don't any parents give me a house? Woolen cloth?

For a teacher like you who misleads his children, the parents would be more than worthy of you if they don't cripple you. Jiang Cheng said casually.

Gin-chan... Kagura raised her head and looked at Gintoki, What if the eldest sister really likes that dwarf, Aru? Then wouldn't we become bad people?

Aren't we used to being bad guys? Everyone likes to destroy other people's good things, Gintoki picked his nose with a disapproving look on his face. But, Xinbaji, please remember, we are not companions of justice or your sister's companions, we are...

Before Gintoki finished speaking, he saw Jiang Cheng on the side saying something in Kagura's ear. Gintoki took two steps closer and could clearly hear what the two of them were talking about.

If A Miao really likes that dwarf, there's no need to worry, Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and said with a smile, If this is really the case, Gintoki will definitely perform a hara-kiri or something like that. Forgive us.”

Do you want to die? Gintoki complained expressionlessly, Why didn't you perform seppuku?

Danna of the House of Everything,

Don’t worry,” Sougo on the side pointed at Fourteen and said, “If you are lonely, Hijikata-sanjo will be with you.

Why do I have to commit seppuku?! Fourteen cursed.

Looking at the people who were making trouble again, Xin Baji said nothing.

Although we can't be considered companions, Kondo patted Shinpachi on the shoulder, but the seven of us may be able to defeat the Yagyu family, the best in the world. Let's go, Oudou. Everyone is waiting for you to take the lead. .”

Who is you Ou Doudou... Xinbaji turned his head and complained expressionlessly, but then he suddenly couldn't help laughing, walked directly up the mountain, passed the crowd, and stood in front of them, Let's go Bar!

Oh! Kagura agreed.

The others laughed and said nothing.

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Inside the Yagyu family dojo.

The legendary Four Heavenly Kings of Yagyu were sitting around having a meal.

Have you heard? Beidalu said, The girl brought back by the young master is taking bridal lessons from the old lady.

What a pity, Nanto looked at the wine glass in his hand and said with a chuckle, It's only a matter of time before she runs away. I quite like her.

But then, Nanhu heard some kind of unharmonious sound. Nanhu raised his head and saw that Kitaoji was squeezing ketchup into the fried rice, and he was merciless. A whole bottle of ketchup was poured on the fried rice.

Hey, Kitaoji, did you put too much ketchup? Nanto reminded.

Don't you know? Ketchup goes well with anything, Kitaoji replied.

It's disgusting to look at, that kind of thing. Nanto said, covering his mouth.

Your face that looks like male genitalia makes me sick when I look at it. Kitaoji retorted.

What did you say?! Nanto was furious in an instant, and wanted to get angry the next moment.

However, he was stopped by the bald man beside him, who looked like a Taoist from a certain game. Nishino said, Stop arguing, Beidaoji, Nanto. It's true, you are so childish.

I don't want to be said like that by someone who eats the children's meal! Nanto looked at Nishino who was eating pudding with a small spoon with a speechless expression.

Shut up! You have a face that looks like a reproductive organ! Nishino retorted.

So! That part looks like a genital after all! Nanto cursed.

Stop arguing, said Dong Cheng who couldn't stand it any longer. Don't be so excited about eating, but isn't it good to get married? Wouldn't it be nice to have the young master who has gone away to train as a warrior for three years come back...

Before Dongcheng could finish speaking, he suddenly heard a huge explosion, and then the door of the gym flew in and hit Dongcheng on the head. The latter was directly knocked to the ground, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

Kagura, although I said that direct bombardment is more convenient, Jiang Cheng's voice came from the door, but there is no need to be so violent with a sliding door like this, just push it open.

But this way of opening the door is more handsome, right Aru? Kagura blew a breath at the still smoking umbrella end, and then looked at Gintoki and Jiangcheng expectantly, How about it? There's that Does it feel like a police movie?!

No, not at all. Everyone shook their heads at the same time.

How could this happen... Kagura wiped her tears aggrievedly.

Who are you?! Looking at the people who suddenly walked into the gym, Nanto was the first to speak out.

Hey, Gintoki, Jiang Cheng whispered in Gintoki's ear, this person looks like a male genital.

Ah, it's true. Gintoki looked at Nanto and nodded.

Really?! Where? Kagura's curiosity was suddenly aroused.

However, before Kagura could look at Nanto, Jiangcheng and Gintoki on the side quickly covered Kagura's eyes and said sternly: No, that's too exciting for you! That's enough to be listed. It’s forbidden stuff!”

You are so rude! Nanto scolded, What on earth do they look like genitals!

The whole body. Everyone except Kagura answered at the same time.

No way... After this blow, Nanto spit out a mouthful of blood and staggered down.

Nato! Cheer up! Can't you hold on after hearing some true evaluation?! Nishino shouted while hugging Nanto.

You... Nanto murmured, then spat out a mouthful of blood again and rolled his eyes completely.

You... are so abominable! Xiye stood up, suppressed his anger, and looked at Jiang Cheng and his party.

Shut up, you pervert. Jiang Chengtang picked his ears and said impatiently, Hurry up and let your general come out, we are not interested in perverts like you who wear hip-covering skirts and eat children's meals. .”

Becoming...perverted... Nishino trembled and pointed at Jiang Cheng, What on earth are you talking about?! How on earth do I look like a pervert!

A tall and thick-looking man is actually wearing a hip-hugging skirt. How can he not be a pervert? Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, And he still eats children's meals at his age. What a complete pervert.

That's right! Everyone on the side nodded in agreement.

You bastards... Nishino muttered, veins pulsing on his face.

Calm down, pervert. Beidalu said.

Even you... This sentence was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. Nishino spit out a mouthful of blood and slowly fell down.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng and others showed extremely cunning smiles.

There is one last one, Gintoki said softly, It seems that squatting in the corner is still useful, but the last one doesn't look easy to deal with.

No, didn't I just hear that this guy is a ketchup addict? As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Fourteenth, I'll leave this to you! Use your mayonnaise to defeat the ketchup he's proud of!

Stop joking! How on earth can you use mayonnaise to defeat ketchup?! Is it a PK?! Are you letting mayonnaise go on stage to PK with ketchup?! Fourteen shouted.

Yeah, yeah, it seems that Hijikata-san doesn't have much confidence~ Sougo curled his lips and said, It seems that our deputy commander, Hijikata-san, has given up.

Who gave up? Fourteen shouted, then turned his head and looked at Beidalu, but with just one glance, Fourteen felt that the man opposite had a potential that he also had.

The same goes for Beidalu. With just one glance, he also felt that Fourteen had the same potential as his own.

Just in time, leave this man to me. Fourteen smiled, stretched his neck and walked out, looking towards Beidalu.

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