Maybe a Fake Gintama

A full half minute passed before all the men made up their minds. Then they glanced at each other and nodded at the same time.

【let's start! 】

Immediately afterwards, a group of boys began to move the chopsticks in front of them, but at this moment, A Miao spoke...

Actually, considering that today is a social gathering, I made a special effort at home to make a few egg dishes~ A Miao said with a smile, and then picked up several lunch boxes from behind and placed them in front of all the men present.

Seeing A Miao's spring-like smile and the egg roast exuding a dark and ominous atmosphere in front of them, the men fell silent...

[Hey, what do you mean? ! ] Gintoki looked at A Miao, who was sitting opposite and still smiling, with cold sweat on his head.

[Our plan must have been discovered! Silver mulberry! ] Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, [My sister's expression was like saying, If you don't choose me, just eat all the fried eggs and die! Such words! What on earth are we going to do, Yin-sang! 】

【I do not know! 】 Gintoki roared in his heart, then looked at A Miao opposite him, and couldn't help but swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Is this woman's determination to win so strong? ! 】

Ara, what's wrong? Do you think the eggs I made are not to your liking? (If you don't make a choice quickly, they will all die!) A Miao covered her mouth with a smile on her face.

【Too bad! ] Gintoki's face was dripping with cold sweat, [Who...who will tell me what to do! 】

At this critical moment, Jiang Cheng spoke up again.

Um... Jiang Cheng held his chin and muttered to himself: Actually, I'm not very good at using chopsticks. Can I ask the waiter to change it to a spoon?

Then Jiang Cheng stood up, opened the door on the side, stretched out his little head and shouted towards the corridor: Hey, waiter, please change me a set of Western tableware, please.

[This guy wants to run away! ] Gintoki finally understood, [It's like in a classroom where the air conditioner is broken in the summer, and this guy wants to use the excuse of going to the toilet to sneak into the next classroom to use the air conditioner! 】

Actually, I am too... Gintoki scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly, Actually, I have been using Western tableware since I was a child, and I am not used to using chopsticks at all.

With that said, Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng, Jiang Cheng, please help me get some tableware too.

【Do you want to run away too? ! 】Jiang Cheng stared at Gintoki with a look of disbelief on his face, 【Just stop it! Do you know how low the probability is that there will be two people who are not used to using chopsticks in a social gathering? ! It's even lower than the chance of twins being both shemales, bastard! 】

【Have no idea! ] Gintoki stared with big eyes, [Is there any other way to avoid running away in this situation? ! That woman can kill! 】

The tableware you requested has arrived. The waitress stood at the door and said with a smile, and then placed the tray in her hand at the door. It happened that there were two sets of tableware on the tray.

【Very good! It’s two servings! 】 Gintoki was secretly happy.

Well, A Miao looked at the waiter at the door with a smile on her face, I don't remember that we have ever called such a thing, do you think so? Jiang Chengsang, Yin Sang~

Seeing the dangerous smile on A Miao's face, Jiang Cheng and Ginshi's mood at this moment could only be described as beeping dog.

Jiang Cheng: That's... that's the head teacher who refused my request to go to the toilet on the grounds that there were still five minutes before get out of class ended! Hello! It’s really bad! What on earth should we do?

Gintoki: There’s nothing we can do! All we can do is kill the fish and break the net!

Jiang Cheng: Will the fish die or the net will break? What's the meaning?

Before Jiang Cheng could figure it out, Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng's arm directly, and then said, Um, teacher, Jiang Chengjun's arm seems to have been suddenly broken. I'll take him to the health room.

【You bastard! 】Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki bitterly, 【Is this what you mean when you say the fish is dead and the net is broken? ! 】

No, get out of class will be over in five minutes. A Miao smiled again and said, Be patient until then. (Hurry up and make a choice for me, you bastards! Otherwise you will only live for five minutes! )

【Hello! ! It has no effect at all! 】Jiang Cheng glared at Gintoki with his teeth cracking, 【What you said about the fish and the net breaking out has no effect at all! Our network is too small! She looks like a megalodon in comparison! ! 】

But at this critical moment, Maomao on the side looked at the burning eggs in front of him. He was so curious that he picked up a piece and put it into his mouth... and all this happened until Maomao swallowed the piece of burning eggs into his stomach. Discover……

Looking at Shimo who rolled his eyes and fell on the table, Gintoki and Shinpachi were already petrified. When the wind blows, it turns into stone powder and disperses in place.

Young general!!! Gintoki and Shinpachi shouted at the same time.

I... Maomao lay on the table and murmured: Is this... considered... cooperation...

After saying that, Maomao completely lost consciousness.

Could it be that... Shinbachi was moved to tears, Could it be that... the young general did this for us?!

Gintoki showed a look of unbearability, and then nodded, Bagaya! No one asked you to do this! Why do you have to do this for us!

With that said, Gintoki raised his head, raised his hand towards A Miao and said, Well, teacher, the general has food poisoning! He will die if we don't send him to the hospital now! Please! Let us send him to the hospital!

Don't worry, A Miao said with a smile again, He's just taking a nap.

[This woman doesn’t give her a chance! ! 】 Gintoki, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji thought to themselves at the same time.

…

Everyone sat down on their seats again, but one and a half of the men had been killed. One was Maomao, who had fallen on the table, rolled his eyes, and his whole body had lost its luster. The other half was Jiang Cheng, who had a broken hand.

Then let's continue, A Miao continued with a smile, The friendship has just begun, don't you think?

All the men lowered their heads, and no one said a word.

But then, everyone unanimously pointed their chopsticks at A Miao. At this time, A Miao's expression finally softened.

But unlike other men, Jiang Cheng had two kunai stuck on his head at some point.

Hey, what do you mean? Jiang Cheng looked expressionlessly at Yue Yong opposite and the several kunai emitting cold light placed on the table in front of Yue Yong, Are you coming too?!

Hmph, Yue Yong snorted disdainfully and said calmly: I have no interest in participating in such a competition. I just want to see you unhappy.

You should stop it! Jiang Cheng yelled, What do you mean by just looking at me and not feeling happy? I only feel unhappy when I see you!

But just after saying that, Yue Yong threw two kunai at Jiang Cheng again.

What on earth do you mean! Do you want me to point my chopsticks at you?! Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on his head and cursed again, then angrily pointed the chopsticks towards Yue Yong again.

But this time, Yue Yong still threw two kunai at Jiang Cheng.

Are you done with this! Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and yelled, I don't mean to stab me with a kunai, but I point at you and stab me with a kunai. What on earth do you want?! You mean you don't want me to use chopsticks? ?! Do you feel uncomfortable if I use chopsticks?

So haven't you said it before? Yue Yong blew out a puff of smoke, I'm just simply unhappy with you.

You... Several blue veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face, and the veins were still twitching in disobedience, Give me the right amount...

Before she finished speaking, Yue Yong threw several kunai again.

Jiang Cheng... rushed to the street...

The score between men and women is 0 to 2!

…

Hey, that's too bad, Yin Sang. Shinbachi whispered, We have already lost two of our friends just after the friendship started.

Yasang, Gintoki turned to look at Shinpachi with a cold sweat on his face and whispered, This is not the beginning...this friendship is over...

End? What do you mean? Don't say this, I don't understand... Shinpachi was puzzled, but before he finished speaking, Shinpachi saw that Gintoki rolled his eyes and fell on the table.

At this time, Shinpachi discovered that Gintoki had a kunai stuck on his forehead.

Immediately afterwards, Xinbaji heard several consecutive thump thump thump sounds. Shinpachi looked over and saw that all the men present, including Elizabeth, were like Gintoki, with kunai on their foreheads, rolling their eyes and falling on the table.

What on earth...is going on? Xin Bajia murmured. But then, Xinbaji felt something was wrong on his forehead.

This is... Shinpachi pulled out the kunai from his forehead...

The new eight... rush to the street.

The score between men and women is 0 to N. The winner of this friendship is...a woman! !

…

It's really bad, Yue Yong said with disdain as she looked at the men rushing across the street, You actually use that method to measure women. This result really gives you an advantage.

That's right, A Miao said with a smile, They are really dirty men. Thanks to Miss Yue Yong, they should have a longer memory now.

Although I don't agree with what you two are doing, Kozaru said, crossing his hands, but I don't care if Gin-san can change his view of me slightly.

Kyuubei on the side looked at the men who didn't know whether they were alive or dead, with a look of shock on his face, and murmured: Is this... is this the so-called friendship? It's really a dangerous [war]... if you don't pay attention, you will be shattered into pieces. war...

That's true, A Miao replied with a smile, But this time it's our girl's victory.

Girls... Jiubei murmured, and then chuckled, You're right, it's our girls' victory...

After that, regardless of the group of men who had no idea whether they were alive or dead, the girls ate and drank by themselves, ending such an unpleasant association.

Friendship chapter, finished!

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