Maybe a Fake Gintama

Eldest sister, don't worry, even if Gin-chan is in danger, I'll give him Aru who is on fire. Kagura said, gesturing the umbrella in his hand.

Be careful not to kill anyone~ A Miao reminded.

Kagura-chan, are you talking about this kind of fire? Jiang Cheng said, aiming his umbrella at Kondo Isao under the bridge. After that, the dense bullets shot at Kondo Isao.

Wow, that's amazing, not a single bullet hit him, Aru! Looking at Kondo, who was forced to jump up and down by Jiang Cheng, Kagura's eyes popped out.

Don't worry, orangutan, I have played all FPS games since I was a child. I have practiced my marksmanship to perfection, and no bullet will ever hit you. Jiang Cheng said, putting away his umbrella and facing the Still blowing at one end of the smoking umbrella.

Hey! What a joke! Who would believe that! I think you just want to kill me! You definitely want to kill me! Also, I'm not a gorilla! I just look like a gorilla! !

Then, I'm coming to Aru too! Kagura said, and pointed the umbrella at Kondo, but before she could launch, she was held tightly by Shinbaha.

Don't! You don't have the marksmanship of Jiang Chengsang! The orangutan will definitely become a dead orangutan!

I don't care about you anymore! Kondo continued, pointing at Shinba on the bridge, Hey, that four-eyed! What happened to that guy?!

Hey, Kagura-chan, it seems that shooting a gorilla in the wild is allowed. Shinbaha let go of Kagura.

I get it, I get it! Upon seeing this, Kondo quickly admitted his mistake, Where did that handsome guy with glasses and naturally curly silver hair go?

Well, he seems to have said that he was going to the toilet. Shinpachi replied.

Che, facing me, he can still be so calm. Kondo muttered disdainfully.

So in the long wait, the crowd on the bridge gathered more and more until dusk...

At this time, Jiang Cheng was drinking leisurely with a can of Coke. Kagura, Shinhachi and Harita stood on the bridge and sold the melon seed beer mineral water.

What's the matter? someone in the crowd on the bridge asked.

It seems like a duel is coming. I don't know who replied.

It seems to be for a woman.

It's really rare. There are still people dueling these days.

The people on the bridge were chattering.

Hey, isn't that natural curly silver hair scared! Kondo and the others were a little impatient and shouted at the bridge.

But just after speaking, Gintoki's voice sounded.

You are stupid, with an opponent of your level, how could I escape.

Is it finally here? Kondo chuckled and looked at the passerby, You are too slow, are you going to the [tuba]?!

How is that possible, of course, it's to add sugar. Yin Shi said as he walked.

Just stop the sugar properly, or you will get diabetes sooner or later.

Gintoki didn't mind, but looked at the sunset behind Kondo, It's really good, it's the sunset. It's not bad to duel in the sunset.

Hmph, with naturally curly silver hair, you can actually say something elegant. Kondo replied.

You gorilla, you speak very slippery.

Who, who is a gorilla! Although I may be a bit like a gorilla, I really am not! Kondo became anxious upon hearing this.

It's okay, Sarah, should we start?

I told you, what weapon are you going to use? If you want to use a real sword, I'll lend it to you, as you like. After saying that, Kondo was ready to draw the sword.

This wooden knife is enough for me, let's just hit it. Gintoki said, and was about to pull out his wooden knife.

Do you underestimate me? You are so weak!

I'm sorry, I'm not exaggerating to the point where I easily gamble on other people's lives,

Yin Shi shook his head and continued, That is to say, let's change the way, use my life as a bet, and use my life instead of A Miao as a bet, even if you win, A Miao will not be yours, but If I get in the way, I will disappear from this world. After that, you can chase after her or whatever, whatever you want! Of course, if I win, you can't shoot at A Miao.

After listening, not only Kondo, but also the crowd on the bridge were shocked.

Don't worry, just keep watching. Looking at A Miao who was a little worried, Jiang Cheng said aloud.

A Miao looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously, but Jiang Cheng did not give any answer, and still looked down with interest.

Hahahaha, you boy, you are a good man with kindness, Kondo said with emotion, then looked at Yinshi, No, compared to women, I think you are more popular with men.

After finishing speaking, Kondo threw his knife on the ground and shouted at Shinhachi on the bridge, Boy, lend me your wooden knife.

But just after Kondo finished speaking, Gintoki threw his wooden sword in front of Kondo, You are also very kind, use this, my most proud love sword [Toya Lake].

Gin Sang! Shinhachi shouted and threw his wooden knife to Gin Toki.

Ah ah ah, it's still the same as always, it's going to be bad luck. Jiang Cheng couldn't help but sighed in a low voice.

Who? Yinsang? Shinbaha asked curiously.

Just keep watching.

Oh.

...

Gintoki took the knife and said to Kondo who had already picked up the [Toya Lake]: It seems that no matter whether it is a win or a loss, there will be no grudges on both sides.

That's right, it's purely a showdown as a man! Kondo said, and he was ready.

bring it on!

Upright!

A showdown! ×2

With that said, the two rushed towards each other at the same time and swung their knives at the same time.

However, at this delicate moment, the [Lake Toya] in Kondo's hands... was broken.

Wait, this, the sword...the sword... Kondo looked at the broken sword in his hand and couldn't help but panic.

However, Gintoki didn't give Kondo a chance to hesitate, and just threw a knife in Kondo's face.

Kondo instantly fell to the ground and played gg. It seemed that his cheeks would be swollen for several days.

Everyone on the bridge -_- stared at Gintoki below.

It's so naive! How can I borrow a weapon from the enemy, but I spent half a day in the toilet cutting it, and it will break if I wave it a little. Yin Shi said complacently.

You bastard! Doing such a thing! Kondo said while lying on the ground.

It would be stupid if someone had to lose something for this matter. In order to handle this matter satisfactorily, this is the best way. Gintoki replied.

Is this... Consummation? After speaking, Kondo fainted.

Hey, how's it going? Did you see my beautiful tricks? Yin Shi said complacently to everyone on the bridge.

But just after finishing speaking, Kagura and Shinpachi jumped down instantly, kicking Ginshi down with one kick.

Looking at the three people fighting below, Jiang Cheng said helplessly: Sa, I said it before, I will never lose, because that guy is such a person.

A Miao on the side couldn't help but smile when she heard this.

However, the incident can be considered a satisfactory solution. Jiang Cheng said again, Qingta, go back.

After speaking, Jiang Cheng took Qingtai away.

A Miao, who stayed where she was, looked at the three people who were fighting below thoughtfully.

Souga, the incident has been resolved successfully, thank you, Yinsang. A Miao said to herself.

...

One afternoon, Jiang Cheng had eaten lunch and was about to take a nap when he saw Yin Shi appearing in his room with Xin Baji and a huge white dog. Gintoki and Shinpachi had their heads covered with bandages.

What the hell is going on, if you take the dog for a walk, I suggest you go to the park. Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with contempt.

Actually, it's a god... I just got such a dog. I thought maybe Yoshihara needed it, and it just happened to be used to see the gate. Gintoki made a look for Jiang Cheng's sake.

Do you think I believe it? Do you know how much this dog is worth? With your income, you may not be able to afford it if you struggle for hundreds of years. Jiang Cheng walked towards Dingchun. Dingchun is very close to Jiang Cheng.

Really?! Is this kind of dog really that valuable?! In an instant, Gintoki's mind became alive.

Of course, [Komasami], also known as [Inu God], is a very, very precious dog breed. It is uncommon in the entire universe. Jiang Cheng said while rubbing Dingchun's chin.

[Inu God]? Why does Jiang Chengsang know about Sadahalu's race? Shinbaha asked curiously.

Ah, this, in fact, I have been wandering for the past few years. Sometimes I can't help but eat some wild animals. In order not to kill ... rare species, I specially learned some knowledge about rare animals. Jiang Cheng explained.

I don't know how to complain at all. Xin Baha said in a low voice.

This number, how about this number, as long as you get enough of this number, I will give Dingchun to you! Yin Shi said with five fingers.

Go back. Jiang Cheng said and slammed the two out of the door.

Open the door! Is it expensive? That's the number! Yin Shi said and extended four more fingers.

However, Jiang Cheng had already put on earplugs and got into the quilt.

But before Jiang Cheng fell asleep, a huge crash sounded, and even Jiang Cheng, who was wearing earplugs, heard it.

When Jiang Cheng got up, he saw Kagura with Xin Baji when he was beating silver frantically, and at the same time Kagura kept shouting something from his mouth. The door to his room was completely smashed to pieces.

Jiang Cheng took off his earplugs, and only then did he hear what Kagura said.

I just said that Aru will be gone as soon as I wake up and Dingchun! It turns out that the two of you are still thinking of discarding Sadahalu!

Hey, forgive me, if the door is broken, you should pay me to fix it! Can someone take a good nap! Let's make a noise! Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time as the three of them were fighting.

Wow! Sadaharu called out.

Sadaharu~ Long time no see, do you miss me Aru~ Kagura said affectionately hugging Dingchun's big head beside him.

Hey, what's going on? Jiang Cheng asked Yin Shi with a look of contempt.