Maybe a Fake Gintama

That's not true at all! Can you please stop lying! Shinpachi angrily pointed at the thick pile of video tapes that Kameli was holding, He obviously left his wife in the egg-laying period but still held the secretly filmed video tapes. You scumbag turtle running around! And why did you write [Doraemon] on the video tape?! You can see this disguise at a glance! Scumbag turtle!

But suddenly, Kameli stopped, and Amiao and the others also stopped and gathered around.

Everywhere you look, there are turtles. This island is completely surrounded. A Miao said looking at the turtles surrounding herself.

I'm going to be caught, what are I going to do? Hasegawa yelled.

Kyuubei on the side pulled out his sword without any explanation and rushed towards the turtles.

Why are none of those reliable men present at such a critical moment? After dealing with a turtle, Jiubei couldn't help but cursed in a low voice.

Hold on! Xin Baji picked up a wooden stick from the ground and forced a turtle back. They will definitely come! Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang and the others will definitely come!

Just like that, about ten minutes later...

Xin Baji and others have already solved many turtles, but it seems that there is still a long way to go. A steady stream of turtles rushed towards Xin Baji and others again. At this time, everyone was already a little tired.

At this moment, Gintoki's voice suddenly came.

Oh, long wait...

Yin Sang! Xin Baji felt happy and looked towards the direction where the sound came from. Everyone also looked over, but then their expressions froze.

I saw a short old man with silver hair holding a cane in one hand and the other behind his back, and a tall old man with slightly orange-red hair approaching slowly. These two people were Gintoki and Jiangcheng.

Behind Gintoki and Jiangcheng are expressionless Kagura and Tsukiyomi, as well as Sougo holding the portrait.

Who are you!!! Xin Bajia collapsed.

It's Gin-chan and uncle Aru. Kagura replied.

This...isn't this the new Bachi-kun... Jiang Cheng said slowly, I haven't seen you in three hundred years, and you've grown so big...

Wait a minute! Why did you two become like this?! Shinpachi yelled, and then pointed at the portrait in Sougo's arms with twitching eyes, Wait a minute, that... Okita-sante Could it be that the portrait of the old man I’m holding in my arms is Hijikata-san! What’s going on?!”

No...it's not a portrait... Fourteen said slowly, It's...ah? What do I want to say?

The portrait has spoken!!

Did you touch the sample of the treasure box G that I secretly brought out from Ryugu Castle? Kamenashi, who had been captured by the turtles at the side, looked at Gintoki and others and said in disbelief.

What is the sample? Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

Yeah...what exactly is it? Gintoki also asked doubtfully.

I don't know... Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then looked at Gintoki aside, By the way, I've been wanting to ask since just now, who are you? Why can't I help but get angry when I see you?

Who are you? Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng, And I feel very unhappy when I see you.

That's it... Jiang Cheng and Gintoki nodded at the same time,

Then the two of them stood there and shouted.

No! Xin Baji yelled in collapse.

At this moment, Sougo couldn't help but speak out...

Hey, turtles. Sougo looked at the turtles surrounding him.

That's great. Fortunately, there is still a normal man. Xin Baji said happily.

It's up to you to arrest or whatever! But... Sougo continued, then wiped the crystal tears from the corners of his eyes and looked at the portrait in his hand, Before that, please allow me to throw away the portrait of Hijikata-san... Set it here!

Give... give me a moment... Shi Shi shouted quickly, You just want to leave me here?! You want to leave me here as a portrait, right?! And why am I the only one here? Has it become a portrait?!

As he was talking, Fourteen suddenly coughed violently, No, this body now...it's starting to collapse after spitting so much...

Then, please rest in peace here, Hijikata-san. With that said, Sougo placed the portrait of the Fourteenth in front of a big tree.

Wait! At least take me with you! Fourteen shouted quickly.

Seeing the meaningless quarrel between the two, Shinpachi adjusted his glasses, then walked up to a certain turtle soldier, stretched out his hands, and said with a smile on his face with tears in his eyes: Sa, arrest us quickly.

Oh, oh. The turtle soldier quickly took out a rope and tied Xin Baji's hands.

It's...it's our turn... Jiangcheng and Gintoki lined up behind Shinpachi.

Are you so anxious?! Xinbaji turned his head and cursed, By the way, do you really know what the situation is now?!

Uh... don't underestimate the elderly! Jiang Cheng shouted, There are times when the elderly are not inferior to the young!

Search, search, search, Gintoki nodded, and then looked at Jiang Cheng who was partying in front of him again, By the way...who are you?

You two are exactly the same! Xin Baji said angrily, No one has said anything to the point!

It's my turn next time, Sougo walked over with the rope, showing a sinister smile, looking at the turtle soldiers in front of him, by the way, do you really know how to tie it up? Do you want me to teach you? I'm very skilled in tortoise shell binding and stuff like that.

Huh? Really? The turtle soldier blushed.

Are you two coming too?! Shinpachi said angrily.

Well...please don't leave me... Fourteen shouted.

Then please Hijikata-san, please say something like [I'm really happy to become a portrait~]. Sougo, who had his hands tied, turned to face the portrait of Shizuo and said, If you say such a thing, bring it with you. Fuck you.

Who would say that! Fourteen said angrily, Three hundred years have passed and your S has not changed at all?!

Then don't worry. Sougo shrugged and said nonchalantly.

I know, I know! Seeing that everyone was really about to abandon him, Shi Shi murmured, covering his face, I'm so happy to become a portrait! I'm so happy not to be like them! Cough cough cough ...How about it? Is it okay?

…

Under the sea, Dragon Palace City.

In fact, the so-called Dragon Palace City was originally a huge mobile brothel that traveled between planets. It did not belong to any country and was an institution that transcended any laws and regulations.

He was favored by many powerful people, so that he gained great power. It can even be said that the current Dragon Palace City has the ability to compete with a country's mobile city.

After Jiang Cheng and others were brought here, they were put in a cell. As for Kameli, they were probably held separately.

Through the iron fence, looking at the turtle soldiers who were constantly escorting the old man and the old lady, Xin Baji murmured: Human beings who have been turned into elderly people are constantly being sent here. Sooner or later, we will also...

Kubei, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground and holding his hands, analyzed: Although I don't know what she plans to do, the one named Otohime does intend to turn this country into only the elderly.

What should we do? Hasegawa, who was also sitting on the ground, was a little anxious. The turtles were taken to other places, and our movements were restricted again.

As he said that, Hasegawa looked at the two old men who were watching TV with their backs to everyone and a portrait, These guys have also become like that, but why are these guys watching sumo all day long? ? Why is there a TV in the cell? Why did the portrait shed tears while watching the sumo wrestling program?

I'm so touched... Fourteen murmured, and then looked at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng, Can the next show be replaced by a mayonnaise cooking show? This sumo wrestling show is indeed exciting for the elderly. It’s too much.”

Um... Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yue Yong, who was holding his forehead and said, Can you please change the stage? Sumo wrestling doesn't matter, so can you please change to women's sumo wrestling?

No, no! the portrait on the side quickly retorted, That kind of thing is even more exciting! If you watch it, your blood pressure will rise accidentally! My sons often remind me like this. At this age, don't give it The kids are causing trouble.”

Ah, that makes sense. After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and stared at the sumo wrestling program on TV.

Hey, these guys are really irritating, Shinpachi murmured, Will an old man only think about that kind of thing?!

Well... At this time, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and said slowly, Since women's sumo wrestling is not good, can we watch the women's wrestling competition?

There is no difference at all!! Xin Bajia complained loudly.

Ah... Souga... As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned his head again.

After nearly ten seconds, Gintoki suddenly turned to look at Jiang Cheng and said, Jiang Cheng, in the end... will you only think about that kind of thing when you become an old man?

It's so slow! Shinpachi exclaimed, It's really too slow to complain! How much time are you going to take up?! Besides, I've already complained, so you don't have to force yourself to do it. It's all yours. Just give it to me.”

Don't treat me like an old man, Gintoki looked at Shinpachi and said word by word, I won't lose to young people.

I really have you, Gintoki, Jiang Cheng murmured, holding his hands. Today's young people's complaints are boring, just like when I was young...

At this point, Jiang Cheng stopped again and snored.

I'm really annoying these two guys. I will definitely ignore them next time they pretend to be stupid... Shinbaji sighed softly, and then sat on the ground.

What's going on? Jiubei looked at Jiangcheng, Gintoki and the fourteenth figure who had turned into a portrait beside them. They are behaving more and more like the elderly.

Isn't there a way to restore the original state? Xin Baji raised his head and asked.

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