Maybe a Fake Gintama

【five four three two one! 】

[Tian Yuan Shou Lao Pao! emission! ! 】

As soon as the word [launch] was said, everyone felt the entire Dragon Palace City shake, and at the same time everyone heard a huge shelling sound.

Ah...hahahaha! Otohime was stunned, and then started laughing crazily, Win! I won!

On the contrary, Jiangcheng and Gintoki lowered their heads and showed no expression. But at this critical moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly heard a slight sound breaking through the air, raised his head and looked over.

I saw a small crack appearing in the tail of the warhead containing the vaccine that fell to the ground due to the impact, and lavender smoke spurted out from the crack.

The vaccine turned out to be... At this time, Otohime also discovered that the vaccine had been leaked...

…

Jiang Cheng, the target is the anus of the cannon. Gintoki, who had returned to its original state due to the leaked vaccine gas, picked up a steel hammer from the side, swung it twice and said.

What are you talking about? Jiang Cheng, who had also returned to his original state, picked up a steel hammer and twisted his neck at the same time. The wig reminded me before that not all holes can be entered casually. Especially... Anus or something.”

If you believe what that innocent man said, you will never be able to win the favor of a woman in your life. Gintoki curled his lips and said casually, and at the same time, he came behind the buttocks of the warhead containing the vaccine.

That's right... Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng chuckled and came behind Warhead's butt.

Otohime! Jiangcheng and Gintoki shouted at the same time, and raised the steel hammers in their hands at the same time, and swung it hard at the buttocks of the vaccine warhead.

This is real-goalball!!×2

Don't think about it! Otohime saw that the situation was not good, and quickly took out two bombs from her arms, and threw the bombs into the muzzle of the gun before Jiang Cheng could.

boom! ! !

After a loud noise, the cannon barrel in front of Jiang Cheng was blown to pieces, including the entire wall. From Jiang Cheng's perspective, the entire sea can be seen at a glance!

Hahahaha! Otohime laughed wildly again, It's over! I blew up the entire muzzle of the cannon! There's nothing you can do! It won't be long before the Shou Lao cannon will reach the sky above Edo and explode! No matter what you do, it won’t help!!”

By the way, let me tell you... Otohime looked proudly at Jiangcheng and Gintoki, who were standing there with their heads lowered and silent, The bomb was found from your companions! If I want to complain, I will blame you. Be a companion!! Hahahaha...

I seemed to have heard some joke just now... Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Gintoki, It seems that an old woman who is thousands of years old is laughing at us...

Then you have to remind her that at her age, if she gets too carried away, she may accidentally slip to her waist. Gintoki said casually, but then, Gintoki bent down and picked up the warhead. He threw it directly towards Jiang Cheng, Hey! Are you ready?!!

Of course!! Jiang Cheng stretched out his hands to take the warhead, raised the warhead at the same time, and took a step back with his right leg to make a projection gesture.

Veins burst out on Jiang Cheng's face, neck, arms, and even calves at the same time.

I almost forgot to tell you, I! FPSGAME is also super good at it!!!

Jiang Cheng roared and threw the warhead out with great force. The warhead flew towards the Shou Lao Cannon that was launched first. Everyone heard the sound of the warhead breaking through the air.

Due to excessive force, a piece of Jiang Cheng's right foot collapsed.

No...impossible... Otohime took a step back in disbelief. However, due to tripping on the debris of the wall on the ground, Otohime fell to the ground. She pointed at Jiang Cheng with trembling hands and murmured: Unexpectedly He fired the warhead directly with his hands... Who the hell are you...

Who is it? Jiang Cheng pulled out his right foot that was stuck in the ground, looked at Otohime and grinned.

We are just...old men who refuse to admit defeat. Jiang Cheng and Gintoki said at the same time.

Just as Jiang and Cheng finished speaking, they heard a huge explosion from a distance. Immediately afterwards, everyone, including Edo, was submerged in a flash of intense white light. But it was only for a moment. After the dazzling white light passed, everyone returned to their original state...

It seems we've caught up. Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and others who had just climbed up the stairs, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

Yin Sang! Jiang Cheng Sang! Xin Baji waved excitedly at the two of them.

Uncle! That move just now was really cool Aru! Kagura rushed to Jiang Cheng and said excitedly, Can I also learn Aru?!

Of course! Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up, It's super simple!

Easy? Gintoki glanced at the big hole on the ground that Jiang Cheng had just stepped on, and curled his lips. You know, the ground here is made of steel...

That's great... everyone is back to normal... Xin Baji patted his chest with a look of joy on his face, In this way, we can also return to normal life!

What a big fuss, two bosses. Sougo walked over and sighed as he looked at the big hole behind Jiang Cheng.

With a little more effort... Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and smiled.

Wait a minute... Gintoki stared at Sougo expressionlessly, Before that, I want to ask Okita-kun, can you explain the bomb Otohime used just now?

That... Sougo stretched out a finger and explained with a clear face, Actually, that one was intended to be used to kill Hijikata-san. It was taken away when the turtles caught him.

Can you please stop being such an understatement! We almost lost just now! Gintoki shouted with his veins popping, The whole world almost ended!

Does it matter? Sougo spread his hands and said with a smile, I have believed in the two bosses from the beginning to the end.

Don't show me that expression! Gintoki yelled, At least apologize to me, you bastard! No, to the people all over the world...

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Sougo.

Danger! Boss! Sougo shouted and kicked Gintoki away. At the same time, Jiang Cheng also noticed something and pushed Yueyong, Kagura and Shinpachi all away in front of him, and he also stepped aside. Lie down.

boom! ! !

After a loud noise, everyone finally realized that a huge piece of steel ceiling had fallen from where they were standing.

It's really dangerous... Sougo looked thankful and looked at Gintoki, who was kicked away by him. I saved the boss's life just now, so let's just write off everything in the past.

What a write-off! You kicked me so hard, I might as well have been smashed! Gintoki stood up, rubbing his chest, and cursed angrily, Can't you remind me in another way?!

It's already very gentle, okay... Sougo spread his hands and said helplessly.

I can't feel it at all! Gintoki shouted. After saying that, he couldn't help covering his mouth and coughed twice. Then he looked at the blood he coughed up in his hand and muttered to himself: Hey, this is really bad. It’s so bad, why does it feel a bit like pieces of internal organs?”

It's really dangerous... Jiang Cheng raised his head and glanced behind him, I was almost buried under there...

After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong below him: Hey, are you okay?

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng noticed that his hand seemed to be in an awkward position...

What are you doing?! Yue Yong yelled with a red face. At the same time, she raised her leg and hit Jiang Cheng with a knee, hitting Jiang Cheng's lower body.

Ah!!! Jiang Cheng screamed, rolled to the side, covered his lower body with both hands, and shrank into a ball.

Hiss~ Jiang Cheng took two deep breaths, his face covered with cold sweat, Oops... it's terrible... [Beep——], who has just been resurrected, suffered heavy injuries again... it hurts... it should be fine, right? If If the film is finished again, Shenlong won’t be able to do anything about it, right? After all, Shenlong can only resurrect people who have died once...

Ah, it's hopeless. Yue Yong stood up and came to Jiang Cheng, took out a kunai from her arms, and said coldly, Let me cut it off for you.

Wait! Jiang Cheng quickly stood up, crossed his legs, raised his hands and said, It's still alive! I can feel it! It's still alive! So don't bother!

Hoar? Really? Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng's still trembling legs and snorted disdainfully.

It looks like we have to retreat soon. Jiang Cheng endured the pain in his lower body and raised his head to glance inside the swaying Dragon Palace City. This Dragon Palace City is already crumbling. If we don't hurry up, we will all fall into the sea.

The reason for the failure is... Otohime's voice came from behind everyone.

At this time, everyone finally discovered that Otohime was pressed down by the steel ceiling that had just been smashed down.

The reason for our defeat is... Otohime smiled with some relief, and looked at everyone who was looking at her, Did I despise you old guys? I didn't expect that I was despised by myself as the ugliest and most shunned person. It’s getting in the way.”

No, that's not the case. Shinpachi took two steps forward, pushed up his glasses, and looked seriously at Otohime, who was pressed by the ceiling. It's because of that person's help, that person who passed the computer The person who created the anti-viral vaccine and passed it on to us... is probably the man you want to wait for. Otohime-sama, we are entrusted by him to save you.

No, it's impossible, Otohime murmured in disbelief, That person should still be sleeping deeply in the freezing device...

Suddenly, Otohime thought of something, Could it be that... because of being in the freezing device for a long time, that person's consciousness has become one with the main control computer of the entire Ryugu City?!

Who knows, Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, then turned to look at the two mechanical arms that fell down due to the explosion, and his expression softened a lot, But there is only one thing, just like you have been missing that man. , that man is also in that cold device, and has been missing you.

(Another chapter will come later. The Internet is disconnected at home. The signal light on the cat is flashing. It doesn’t work after restarting it several times. It doesn’t work either by unplugging the optical fiber and plugging it in again... I don’t know what the situation is... If it really doesn’t work, I have to go to an Internet cafe. Already...)

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