Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshiwara, night.

Drink, drink! Jiang Cheng held a row of Yakult in one hand, and put his other hand familiarly on Takasugi's shoulder, It's best if you don't get drunk tonight!

It is worth mentioning that Takasugi's face was expressionless from beginning to end.

Across the table, Yue Yong held her forehead with black lines on her face and said nothing, while Wan Zhai sat on his knees and played the shamisen in his hand.

Um, can you change a song? Jiang Cheng looked at Wan Zhai who was aside, You can't understand the songs you played so much. Can you change some songs that praise friendship? After all, you have to pay attention to the atmosphere at this time. .”

Do you think this is a karaoke bar? Yue Yong on the opposite side complained mercilessly.

That's right, it's not karaoke after all, Jiang Cheng nodded and murmured, but then, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, looked at Wan Zhai again and said, Well, at least play one A song similar to Youth Amigo. In that case, Gao Zai and I can better recall the past.

(Youth Amigo: a Japanese song about friendship and inspiration.)

After hearing Jiang Cheng's request, Wan Zhai looked at the shamisen in his hand and fell into deep self-doubt. After a long time, he couldn't help but say: Well... although I am also a part-time musician, but... it is really difficult to play Seyou Amigo with shamisen...

Jiang Cheng turned his head, spat lightly and teased: How dare you call yourself a musician when you can't even do that? Don't be kidding, a real musician can play even with a water cup and chopsticks. Any music.”

Wan Zhai was attacked ten thousand times in his heart.

It shows that you can't be called a musician at all, Jiang Cheng continued, waved his hand, sighed softly, and continued, If you are at this level, don't call yourself a musician casually in the future. The real Musicians will feel tainted after hearing this. At this level, you can only play shamisen in an old pub...

Manzai's heart had been pricked with holes by Jiang Cheng's words, but Manzai still decided to struggle and said aloud: Well, the Temple Mondori who is now known as the number one in Edo...

Before Wan Zhai could finish his words, Jiang Cheng interrupted impatiently, I've never heard of it, absolutely.

Wan Zhai's heart... was broken...

To be honest, I suggest you stop playing music, and don't say that you are a musician from now on, Jiang Cheng curled his lips and continued, It will be very troublesome. I mean Those real musicians. Give up, musicians and all that...

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Manzai, who had his head lowered and his face covered with black lines, finally made a move and began to fiddle with the shamisen unhurriedly. Well...if you listen carefully, you can still hear a hint of Youth Amigo The melody of.

Listening to the shamisen, Jiang Cheng chuckled, Look, you can still do it if you work hard. Keep working hard...

After hearing this, Wan Zhai looked moved, and choked up speechlessly: Master Jiang Cheng...

Go down, Wan Zhai, do you have other things to do? At this time, Takasugi finally spoke, probably because he couldn't stand it anymore. If this continues, I don't know that Wan Zhai will be deceived by Jiang Cheng. where to go...

Hi! Wan Zhai nodded slightly.

Then he put down his shamisen and stood up. After signaling to Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, he opened the door and left.

Yueyue, you too... Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong with a squinted smile and said.

Before leaving, Yue Yong glanced at Gao Shan again, and then slowly left.

…

Is it really okay? Our target this time is your [new friend], Gao Shan turned his head and looked directly into Jiang Cheng's eyes, and when he said the word new friend, he deliberately prolonged it. Then he smiled meaningfully and said, It's really unexpected. One day you can actually become friends with the real selection team...

Oh, it's them, Jiang Cheng picked up the bowl, turned around and added a bowl of rice from the wooden barrel behind him, and said while eating, So, Gao Zai, do you also want to be friends with them? ?Don’t be shy. If it’s true, I will help introduce you. After all, you are the type who only cares about yourself and plays with your phone even if you participate in social gatherings. I still understand the situation when you don’t have many friends. .”

Don't pretend to be stupid, Gao Shan didn't mind Jiang Cheng's words at all, still staring closely into Jiang Cheng's eyes, Didn't I say it before? I... just want to destroy it...

Ah, I did say that, Jiang Cheng stopped, lowered his head and thought for a while, then raised his head and continued, So what's the matter? It's because he said that in front of readers that he was afraid of suddenly changing his mind. Will readers be disgusted if the character says something like [wanting to make friends]?”

After saying that, Jiang Changchang sighed, patted Gao Shan on the shoulder, and comforted him with a gentle look on his face: It's okay, I will explain it to the readers for you. In fact, this situation is quite normal, no one can always hit the second grade. Go down. Although I don’t want to admit it, I have had such a moment before. Do you remember? When I was a child, when a few of us went to hunt wild boars in the mountains, I picked up a wooden stick that looked like an Akers curry stick. , that whole summer, I thought I would become a brave man and save the world. But...I suddenly woke up just after the summer...

Listening to Jiang Cheng's chatter, Gao Shan couldn't hold it back after all, and two blue veins popped out on his face.

Huh... Gao Shan let out a long breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, smiled again and said, Is it really okay? I will really destroy them all, there won't be any blank space, everything They will all be dyed black and blood.

Gao Zai... After a moment of silence, Jiang Cheng said seriously, When did you fall in love with abstract painting? This is not okay. Although liking montage is indeed very artistic, but for you... uh, There are indeed some things that are not suitable for you. Don’t deliberately force yourself to like things that are not suitable for you because of your own personality. That’s all I have to say. Remember it!”

It seems that you really don't care much about those [new friends], Gao Shan raised the corner of his mouth and mocked, and then his expression finally became serious. He looked at Jiang Cheng and said word by word, I want to know... now , where are your eyes looking? Answer me.

I see, Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, I asked you why you came to me at this time. So that's the reason.

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng raised his head, held his chin with his hands and murmured: Most people don't think too much about this kind of thing when walking, but Gao Zai, who only has one eye left, does think about this kind of thing. The possibility of the problem is whether you should look ahead or pay attention to your feet when walking. There are many benefits of looking ahead. For example, you can effectively avoid cars and so on. The advantage of looking at your feet is that you can avoid stones and the like. …”

Don't act stupid, that's not what I asked... Gao Shan interrupted Jiang Cheng in a calm tone.

I see, I understand, Jiang Cheng showed an apology, It's me, Meng Lang. You can't look down with one eye and look forward with the other eye. Sorry, Gao Zai. , I accidentally poked your sore spot...

No one can do that, right? Takasugi finally couldn't help but complain, I ask again, where are your eyes looking?

No, I can do it. Jiang Cheng pointed to his eyes (left eye facing left, right eye facing right).

It's not what you said at all! Gao Shan couldn't help but cursed in a low voice, Can't you even recognize the direction clearly?

Oh, I know! Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, then tilted his head, placed his head in front of Gao Shan, pointed at his eyes and said, In this case, one eye can be facing down and the other eye is facing up. Look! I might be a genius!

Veins popped up on Gao Shan's face again, and he gritted his teeth and murmured: Yes, do you need me to keep you in this position, bastard...

Ah ha ha ha... Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing after sitting down, Speaking of which, Gao Zai, you are still as humorless as before.

I think it would be better to let the bloody flowers bloom in Yoshihara in advance. Takasugi said leisurely.

That's the direction you're looking at... Jiang Cheng turned his head to look out the window and sighed softly, then turned his head again and smiled at Gao Shan, By the way, Wig asked me the same question before. You two agreed upon it. Really? Or when did you two get back together again?

Gao Shan snorted and didn't answer.

So didn't you just say that? Jiang Cheng extended an index finger and continued, The direction I'm looking at is just [at my feet] and [in front]. As for the specific direction you mentioned... it's hard to answer. Woolen cloth.

That is to say...do you already have a specific direction? Gao Shan looked directly into Jiang Cheng's eyes and said every word.

Huh? Have I ever said such a thing? Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and asked in confusion.

Gao Shan snorted coldly and said nothing.

Speaking of which, I finally came to Yoshiwara, and judging from your appearance, I should stay there for a few days. Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows, looked at Takasugi and smiled evilly, Would you like me to take you to some good shops? Huh? Make sure there is a type you like. Even if you are busy at work, you should take a break and relax occasionally. How about it?

If you want to go to hell, the knife in my hand is always waiting.

It's so scary! Jiang Cheng pretended to be frightened, but then he laughed evilly again and put his arms around Gao Shan's shoulders, patted his chest and promised, Don't worry, I will never tell anyone. , including Gintoki and the wig.”

After being silent for a long time, Gao Shan expressionlessly shook off Jiang Cheng's hand and stood up. He turned and walked towards the door, Your room belongs to me, and...just stay in Yoshiwara. , the consequences of not listening to advice...

I understand! Jiang Cheng nodded heavily.

Then Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, and several Baihua members instantly appeared in the room.

Tonight, send the top brands from each Yoshiwara store to my room. Jiang Cheng ordered, We must let this old friend of mine feel the humanistic care from Yoshiwara!

After hearing Jiang Cheng's words, Gao Shan staggered and almost lost his balance.

Hi! several Baihua ladies responded at the same time.

If you really want to go to hell now, the knife in my hand will satisfy you. Takasugi said without looking back after he stopped.

Don't worry, the people in Baihua are completely trustworthy and will never tell anyone about it! Jiang Cheng chuckled and made an OK gesture before replying.

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