Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Shin Yaji-kun, things are not just as simple as eating, Katsura crossed her hands and frowned slightly, looking serious, If you ruin mom's mood at this time, Kubei will have a birthday party, and mom won't The danger of helping her buy an FC card again!

...So our dream of gathering at Kubei's house to play FC together after class was shattered.

After saying that, Gui's face showed a bit of difficulty in letting go.

What's the point of such a dream?! Xin Baji slammed the table hard and complained loudly with his veins popping out, Besides, you've been like this since just now. How much do you guys want to play FC? ?! Even if you still have a childlike innocence, it’s a bit too much! There’s no mother or anything like that here!”

As he said that, Shinpachi turned to look at the guests who had cast strange glances at Gintoki and the others, then turned his head again and continued: It's not mom's eyes that shine! It's the eyes of the guests. ! This is different from the birthday parties we attended when we were kids! Let me take a good look at the atmosphere!

At the same time, whispers from the guests also spread...

Who are those people?

Aren't they also people known to Lord Kyubey? No way, how is it possible?

Listening to the whispers of the guests and feeling countless contemptuous glances, Shinpachi's face showed a bit of embarrassment for a moment, and then he quickly leaned down, took a deep breath and looked at Gintoki and the others.

Shunnosuke Oguri is staring here, Shinpachi reminded in a low voice, staring straight at this place with very clear eyes. We are the representatives of Kyuubei's friends. What if we do something? If you behave strangely, you will definitely embarrass Kyubei!

Don't worry!

With that said, Gintoki stood up from his seat with his hands folded, and at the same time, Katsura and Hasegawa also stood up. The expressions of the three of them were equally serious.

We have attended various forms of birthday parties and eaten countless meals since we were young, Gintoki mused with a serious look on his face, We are the so-called birthday party experts!

Birthday Fighter! (Birthday Fighter!) Gintoki, Katsura and Hasegawa said simultaneously.

It's just a matter of getting food here and there! Xin Bajiu complained crazily,

What Birthday Fighter?! It's more reasonable to say he's a food fighter!

Hasegawa ignored Shinpachi's complaints, folded his hands and explained to himself: As a Birthday Fighter, first of all, I will never embarrass the protagonist of the birthday party. Even if he is always bullied in school, he is a Guys who don’t stand firm...

Having said that, Hasegawa looked at Shinpachi with a serious smile on his face, You must stand up straight in front of your mother! This is an iron rule!

In this case, there will be comments like it's fun to invite that guy, Gui nodded and took over, I will be invited again to future birthday parties. so! You must be calm when facing your mother! Even if you find out that you can smell the smell of the toilet as soon as you enter the door and stand at the entrance, you must not make it public! This is related to credit issues!

Anyway, it will be fine if you leave it to us, don't worry. Gintoki looked at Shinpachi and said with relief, This time students from other schools that I don't know are also here...

As he said that, Gintoki clenched his right fist and turned away to look at Katsura and Hasegawa, Operation B2, urgent data collection, please!

Understood! Katsura and Hasegawa stood up at the same time, responded, and clasped their right hands in front of their chests. At the same time, they turned away and looked at Gintoki, as if they were taking an oath.

Looking at the three [reliable adult men] in front of him (in his own opinion), a big red # symbol appeared on the back of Xinbaji's head at this time, and he complained without any hesitation: Are you idiots? ?! Your existence is just to embarrass Kyubey! You are the toilet stinkers!!

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After a small farce, Jiang Cheng and others took their seats one after another. At this time, Xin Bajia had also calmed down.

Even if I don't do anything extra, I'll let you eat and drink as much as you want, Xin Baji said earnestly, This party is a self-help party.

As he said that, Xinbaji turned his head and glanced at the long food table not far behind him, then turned his head again, and then explained: After the party starts, you can eat as much of the food placed there as you want. So you just need to be honest...

Suddenly, Xinbaji noticed something, rubbed his eyes and looked behind him again.

Looking at the small yellow tent set up in front of the food table, Xin Baji asked doubtfully: Ah? What is that?

At the same time, all the guests also discovered the small tent in front of the food table and began to whisper...

Wait, what is that tent?

Wouldn't it get in the way when we go to get food? What on earth is that? Is there a mountaineer coming?

As soon as the guests finished speaking, the small tent in front of the food counter suddenly twisted a few times, and then the zipper on the tent was opened. Someone wearing a red sleeping bag seemed to have just woken up and was still a little confused. The girl with the bun head poked her head out.

It hasn't started yet, Aru? What's the starting time of the party... Kagura muttered to herself in distress with narrowed eyes.

The next moment, Shinbaji suddenly burst into flames and came to Kagura in a flash. Without any hesitation, he kicked Kagura and the tent away. At the same time, he rolled his eyes and roared: Why do you think you are planning to stay up all night and wait in line? What a formation!!”

It's just a self-service, how full do you want to fill your stomach? Shinpachi looked at Kagura, who was lying on the ground like a worm wrapped in a sleeping bag, and accused him, Just stop it, you bastard!

It's not my stomach, I'm just holding up the tent, Aru. Kagura replied with narrowed eyes.

Stop saying such innocent words! It's really irritating! Xin Bajiao went a little crazy, That's enough! Get back to your seat quickly, this is so embarrassing!

Saying that, Shinbaji came to Kagura, leaned down and picked up the worm-like Kagura, and once again persuaded him: You can fill your stomach even if you don't have to work so hard. There is no such thing here. Such a greedy person!

I don't want Aru! There must be such a person! Kagura struggled desperately, My spring rolls will definitely be robbed of Aru! All of my spring rolls will definitely be robbed of Aru! I want to stay here forever. Lu! If I could eat all-you-can-eat spring rolls, I would eat Alu until spring comes!

Whether it's spring or autumn, I will roll it for you! Shinpachi begged, Please! Kagura-chan! Sit back quickly! If we do this again, we will be kicked out. ! Look, we are all being laughed at!

As he said that, Shinpachi looked at Oguri Shunosuke, who was slowly walking towards this side with a dinner plate, Look, Oguri-kun is staring here...

Saying that, Shinpachi suddenly noticed the dinner plate in Oguri-kun's hand. At the same time, Oguri Shunosuke also realized that something was wrong. He immediately turned around and walked quickly back to his seat and sat down again, but it was different from before. What's surprising is that there were a few drops of cold sweat on Oguri Shunosuke's face...it was embarrassing cold sweat.

Just now, Oguri-kun, he was planning to queue up... Just now, Oguri-kun, he completely thought that it was time to get food, so he came to queue up... Shinpachi said with twitching corners of his mouth, It's really bad, not only Kyubey, but even Oguri-kun is also embarrassed by us!

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Not bad, Kagura-chan, you actually thought of bringing a tent to attend the birthday party. Jiang Cheng reached out and touched Kagura's head and praised, You are the only one in the whole world who has done this. What on earth are you doing? How did you come up with this method? Maybe you are really a genius.

It's just an ordinary dong that came to mind at once, Aru, Kagura laughed awkwardly, and girls my age have richer imaginations and creativity, Aru.

Kagura-chan, that's not something to be proud of, and it has nothing to do with the imagination and creativity you mentioned. Shinpachi squinted his eyes and said expressionlessly, and then Looking at Jiang Cheng aside, he continued, And Jiang Cheng-san, Kagura-chan's behavior just now is not something worthy of praise. As an adult, you should criticize.

Criticism? Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand and supported his chin with the other hand as if thinking. Then he raised his head, looked at Kagura seriously, and said, Kagura-chan! What you did just now was wrong!

That's right, this kind of criticism is necessary. Xin Baji nodded.

It's wrong to just focus on the spring rolls! Jiang Cheng continued in a serious tone, Fruits, fresh vegetables and meat are also very important! For girls your age, vitamin supplements are especially important!

No way! Xin Bajiu complained crazily, Do you only care about vitamins?!

Shinpachi is right! Jiangcheng, your vision is too narrow! Gintoki reprimanded seriously, For a little girl of her age, the most important thing is calcium!

There's no difference between you two! Is all your focus on food?! Shinbaji rolled his eyes and cursed.

No, it's vitamins and protein! Jiang Cheng retorted nonchalantly.

No, it's calcium! Gintoki refused to give in.

“It’s vitamins and protein!”

It's calcium!

“Vitamin and protein!!”

“Calcium!!”

Want to fight, you bastard?! Jiang Cheng stood up and looked down at Gintoki with an unhappy expression.

Come if you can! Bastard! Gintoki also stood up and looked at Jiang Cheng with a grin.

Shinpachi stood up unbearably, and came expressionlessly behind Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, who were grabbing each other's collars as if they were going to fight in the next moment.

Slowly stretched out his two hands and reached for their shoulders...

You two, please stop it! Assholes!

While roaring, Shinbaji pushed the two of them to their seats.