Maybe a Fake Gintama

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No, I am the orangutan... Kondo replied, No! No! I am not an orangutan at all! I am a human! Human!

Stupid gorilla! Kagura sneered, taking advantage of Kondo's dazed moment, he quickly rushed forward, leaving Kondo behind in one fell swoop!

You dare to trick me! Kondo reacted and immediately rushed forward with his eyes rolled and angrily roared.

The two refused to give in to each other and moved forward together...

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On the other side, Gintoki and Shinpachi dragged Takaya, who was no longer responding at all, slowly towards the front.

Behind the three of them was Yamazaki, who was chattering like an old lady.

...Because the director gave the order, I had to participate, Yamazaki said reluctantly, But it's really unbearable. You have to wear such a shameful thing for the purpose of liberating the deputy director. uniforms, and then suddenly asked us to run away, isn’t this inexplicable?”

No, actually I don't hate Atsumu-chan, but I don't like it enough to participate in this kind of competition, Yamazaki waved his hand and continued, Speaking of which, why can becoming Atsumu-chan's official club save the life of Vice President? Is it long? I really don’t understand it~”

【Too bad! This guy is indeed one of them! 】 Gintoki's expression was extremely bad, and he was sweating all over his face as he gritted his teeth and thought, Okita, Yamazaki, and the orangutan, this is his team! 】

【Oops...Oops! Silver mulberry! ] Shinpachi's expression was exactly the same as Gintoki's, [If Gao Zai's affairs are known to the organizers of the competition, we will be doomed! You have to find a way to get through it! 】

【give it to me! 】

Immediately afterwards, Gintoki turned around and said haha: Haha, it's really hard for you, so let's go first if we are in a hurry!

Well, Yamazaki, please do your best. Shinpachi agreed with a forced smile.

Afterwards, Shinpachi and Gintoki began to speed up...

Wait a minute, boss. Yamazaki stopped and looked at the backs of the three people and said.

Gintoki and Shinpachi stopped for an instant.

With an ugly expression, he turned away and looked at Yamazaki behind him.

It's too late to start running now, Yamazaki raised his hand and explained, I'm in last place.

Ah...yes, really? Gintoki showed an extremely ugly smile.

Anyway, boss, you must let someone run first and walk slowly behind, right? Yamazaki continued.

Hmm... um... uh huh! Gintoki responded hesitantly.

You don't have to pretend anymore. Yamazaki complained with a smile.

Oh...oh! Gintoki's expression looked like he was constipated.

【It’s impossible not to pretend! 】Xin Baji thought to himself with sweat on his face as he walked, Although I let Kagura run first and don't have to worry about the ranking, once Gao Zai's injury is exposed, everything will be ruined! No matter what, you must not let others discover it before reaching the finish line! 】

But at this moment, the host's voice came from the TV outside the roadside electronics store. Shinpachi and Gintoki stopped for a moment and looked over.

The ones running at the front now are a girl and a burly man. They are members of the Temple Gate Guards and the General Selection Team!

On the TV, Kondo and Kagura refused to give in to each other, roaring and rushing forward with white eyes in no particular order.

The two of them didn't give in even a step. It's really amazing. The competition has become fierce! Let's not say who can win. First of all, these two teams have already confirmed that they can advance to the finals! There is no doubt about it!

However, just when Kagura and Kondo were only one corner away from the finish line, neither of them changed directions and continued to run wildly towards their respective fronts!

Ah? Wait a minute, no, it's not over there! What's going on? The two people running at the front were too focused on the race and ran in the wrong direction! Ah, no, no! I told you it's not over there. ah!

However, Kagura and Kagura didn't react at all to the host's voice, and continued to rush forward with all their strength.

The two very impressive people ran the wrong route and missed the finish line less than a hundred meters away! Now the two of them are getting further and further away from the first place! It's like they went straight from heaven to hell! This time it's really That’s terrible! If the members of the same team don’t think of a solution, both teams will be eliminated from the qualifiers!”

As soon as the host on the TV finished speaking, Gintoki and Shinpachi turned around in an instant, dragged the unconscious Gaozi and started running for his life!

What are you doing?! That guy! Gintoki roared with white eyes.

What do you mean, 'If the guys on the same team don't think of something else'... If I start running now, can I catch up? ! Xin Bajia rolled his eyes and complained crazily, Are you going to catch up with Gao Zai on your back? !

The worst case scenario! We shouldn't have let that idiot take the lead!

At this moment, Yamazaki trotted to Gintoki's side, pointed behind the three of them and reminded: Boss, boss, look behind, behind. It seems like there are a lot of things being dragged behind.

Only then did Gintoki and Shinpachi realize that there was a pile of garbage, branches, plastic bags, etc. dragged on the feet of the tall house being carried by the two of them.

Um, is that person okay? Yamazaki asked awkwardly, He hasn't moved since just now.

Huh? Gintoki turned his head and looked at Yamazaki with evasive eyes.

What happened? Yamazaki then asked,

It's okay, it's completely okay! Gintoki quickly replied with sweat on his face, It's just that I was too active at the beginning and got tired! Yeah!

No, but, Yamazaki pointed to a wild dog behind the two of them, which was biting the leg of Gaowu's trousers, He was bitten by a wild dog, and was bitten hard and wouldn't let go. It looks like you found raw meat, is that really okay?

At this time, Xin Baji was frantically pulling the wild dog's hind legs, but the wild dog had no intention of letting go.

No problem at all! Gintoki quickly replied, This guy raises dogs in his hometown! The dogs like to be close to him! Ah!

No...but, Yamazaki pointed behind him again, there seems to be a strange old man holding a sickle and wearing a black robe with only a skeleton hanging behind him. Is that okay?

At this time, Xin Baji had just finished dealing with the wild dogs. He stepped on the uncle who looked like the God of Death and drove him away with all his strength, but... it had no effect at all. The God of Death... was very dedicated.

It doesn't matter at all! Gintoki defended again, That's his father from his hometown! He must be here to cheer him up!

No...but, Yamazaki continued, there is also an old lady dressed in white with wings on her back and a strange halo on her head. Is that okay?

That's Oka-san! Gintoki defended loudly, The couple came together! Oh, what a happy family!

At this time, Shinbaji was still holding on to the father of death and the angel Ocasan in the high house. This time, Shinbaji finally succeeded! Including Gao Ya's lower body clothes, all the dragging messy things were finally torn off!

Looking at a certain part of Takaya's body covered with mosaic, several black lines appeared under the corners of Yamazaki's eyes, and he couldn't help but remind loudly: Boss! It seems that everything has been exposed! Hello? Is it really okay?!

No problem at all! Even though it's all exposed, at one point you've already put on a hat! You've put on a fashionable sun hat! Gintoki shouted without looking back.

Yin Sang! Xin Baji also followed up at this time, I can't help it! I can't hide it anymore! Gao Zai's body will be unable to bear it if this continues! Compared to this, before we pass the preliminaries, we will He was arrested for public indecency!

How can we repair it! Gintoki said with some reluctance, There is no other way, we can only abandon the soldiers to save the car for the time being.

Gintoki, who was carrying Takaya, stopped and shouted: Shinpachi! It's up to you to catch up!

After that, Gintoki carried Takaya and walked towards the other side of the road.

Gin-san? Where are you going? Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and asked aloud.

I'll take Gao Zai to the hospital. Gintoki responded without looking back.

Yin Sang! It's impossible! Xin Baji quickly reminded, If you go to the doctor in this state, you will be hospitalized immediately! You will definitely be sentenced to abstain!

I will bring him back as soon as the treatment is over! Gintoki turned around and said seriously, We have an appointment! So please, please before then! Shinpachi!

After saying that, Gintoki raised the corners of his mouth and showed a trusting smile. Then he turned around again and walked towards the hospital across the road with the high roof on his shoulders.

Yin Sang! That's the urinary organ plastic surgery department! Xin Baji couldn't help but remind him, What on earth are you taking him to treat?!

However, Gintoki didn't react at all and kept walking firmly.

Is it over, Shinpachi-kun? Yamazaki said as he trotted behind Shinpachi. It's impossible to return to the battlefield in that state. Well, we will do our best for you too. Yes, just be a normal audience member.

After saying that, Yamazaki patted Shinpachi's shoulder gently, then turned around and trotted towards the destination without haste.

Shinpachi clenched his fists and turned around with a determined look.

I won't give up! As he said this, Xin Bajiu strode after him, Yin Sang made an appointment with me! Those two people will definitely come back! All I can do is believe in them and be firm. Move forward!”

Shinbachi instantly surpassed Yamazaki, leaving only Yamazaki's back getting further and further away...

Ah, you have become so passionate, everything is just in vain. Yamazaki still trotted calmly, The victory of the general selection team has long been a certainty...

Before Yamazaki could finish speaking, Gintoki's voice suddenly sounded from beside Yamazaki.

You run really fast. With that kind of energy, maybe you can really catch up...

So fast! Yamazaki turned his face in disbelief and looked at Gintoki, who was running at the same speed beside him...