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[But...perhaps because he saw too many relatives and friends sacrificed fighting side by side, suddenly one day, the white blood cell king stopped going out to fight, and became what he is now. If it had remained the same as before, perhaps the tapir would not have grown to the extent it has now. 】

After listening, Yue Yong lowered his head and became thoughtful.

Huh?! What did you say just now? Did you say you were a dabbler? You definitely said that, right? You said I am a dabbler in FPS games! The white blood cell king suddenly got excited for some reason, and veins suddenly appeared on his face.

Yes, I said it, I did say it. Jiang Cheng replied without thinking, Wearing such clothes and saying that you like FPS games, you are just a half-hearted person!

Asshole, do you think I like to dress like this? The white blood cell king rolled his eyes and said angrily, I have no choice, bastard! Apart from this, I can only wear that kind of white tights. Let you choose which one you will choose. set?!

This excuse is as lame as My mother helped me choose this dress. Are you just a middle school student who only shirks the responsibility to others? Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

Asshole! You can say anything to me, but if you dare to question my love for games, I will never forgive you! Besides, you should be the one who is half-assed, right? You keep saying that you love games among those women! What a bastard! As he said that, the White Blood Ball King raised his fist and punched Jiang Cheng in the stomach without any hesitation.

boom! boom! boom! !

Jiang Cheng flew upside down and finally stopped after smashing countless houses.

You bastard! Faced with the attitude of your senior, no one can teach you what it means to be polite?!

Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, then stood up, pulled out the toothpick from his waist, and rushed towards the white blood cell king who had taken the sword back from Xiaoyu's hand.

The battle between the two was extremely fierce. Every time they attacked and defended, countless houses were destroyed by the aftermath of the battle between the two.

boom! boom! boom!

White Blood Cell Country...it seems like it will be completely destroyed today. Yue Yong complained as her mouth twitched with black lines on her head.

[Xiaoyu believes that those two people, whether they are the White Blood Cell King or Lord Jiang Cheng, must have their own considerations. 】

…

About twenty minutes later, the two people stood on the ruins of the white blood cell kingdom as if their bodies had been hollowed out, each holding a toothpick and a brave sword, standing haggard.

Um... Yueyue, Jiang Cheng said weakly and intermittently, I'll go to the hotel first. My HP and MP will be cleared soon. A month... no, a week will be enough.

Master Xiaoyu... The white blood cell king shouted weakly, Give me at least a week to recover my strength...

Look, it's absolutely impossible to leave everything to this kind of person. Yue Yong glanced at Xiaoyu aside, then looked at Jiang Cheng and the White Blood Cell King, No more, whether it's the hotel or anything else, it's because of your involvement. The fight between the two disappeared.”

Saying that, Yue Yong took two steps forward, grabbed the collars of the two of them with one hand and walked towards Xiaoyu, But this is fine, Xiaoyu, lead the way to the location of the tapir.

【Please come with me. 】

After that, Xiaoyu began to lead the way for the three of them. As for Gui, who fell on the ground and was still unconscious, everyone ignored him at the same time.

…

The core system in Xiaoyu's body has now become the lair of Tapir, transformed by Tapir like the Demon King's Castle.

In the main castle of Demon King City (Xiaoyu's central system), a man wearing black tights and a black cloak was kneeling on one knee in front of a throne that was still emitting smoke, and was reporting something with ecstasy. .

Your Excellency, the Great Demon King Tapir, there is news from the front line that Bifidobacterium City and E. coli City have been captured successively.

Really... In this way, all the major resistance forces will succumb to our army.

The system of this world will soon fall into the hands of our tapir! A strong man's voice came from the smoke-shrouded throne, The robots made by super-scientific technology are nothing more than that. The only person who can stop us is that guy. That guy still hasn't stepped out of the hotel recently. One step?

Hey! According to the news, since that battle, the King of White Blood Cells has never stepped out of the hotel in the royal city! Even if all the citizens were captured and replaced by our tapir, they still haven't stepped out!

That's good. I have also collected new information about the outside world. The games copied based on this information have been produced. I will send these games over quickly later! I must... must not let him step out. One step to the hotel! Got it?!”

But, is that white blood cell king really so terrifying? The man known as the first general under the name of the Tapir demon king raised his head and asked in confusion, We will soon occupy the entire system, and what's the point? Do we need to be wary of him?

Stupid! the man on the throne shrouded in smoke said angrily, Those who have never seen his power, what do you know?! At that time, I was still a recruit and followed my seniors to the battlefield. I was far away See, that unparalleled power, the power that can destroy all viruses! It is simply not something that we people can resist! In the end, it was the man who felt pity and let me go, who was still very weak at the time!

As he spoke, the voice of the man known as the Great Demon King Tapir suddenly trembled, Is it better to forget about ruling the world? It seems that I never thought about ruling the world from the beginning, right? That's right Right? It's definitely like that, isn't it? It's just my whim when you said that, Xiaoyi? Yes, right? It's definitely like that, right? It's scary! Thinking about that man makes me feel scary...

But, Mr. Tapir, the Great Demon King, as long as you completely occupy the system, won't that person be at your disposal? The first general quickly spoke out to comfort him, Isn't it enough to just change his data a little bit?

Stupid! Do you think I haven't tried it?! Tapir the big devil cursed, But it failed! Even the system can't completely analyze that guy's data! In short, from now on, I will continue to collect data from External information is collected to make a new game. Your task is to update the game in the hotel in real time! You must not bore that man! You must make him stay there permanently! Do you understand?!

[Then what’s the point of us occupying this world? 】The first general complained silently in his heart.

At this moment, suddenly a soldier wearing black tights and holding a spear hurriedly ran in from the direction of the door and knelt on one knee behind the first general.

Your Mightiness!

What's so noisy? The first general stood up and turned to look at the visitor and scolded him.

All the tapirs in the White Blood Cell Kingdom have been eliminated! And the entire white blood cell kingdom is in ruins! The soldier lowered his head and reported with cold sweat on his face, Because there was no one left alive, we just discovered it! According to our speculation, there should have been a large-scale battle there half an hour ago. It was a battle that we could not understand!

What?! How is it possible! There should be all our talents there! The first general looked in disbelief. Except for the white blood cell king who is always in the hotel, there is not a single other white blood cell left. right!

Because there are no survivors, we have no way of knowing the specific situation. the soldier replied.

Tapir Great Demon King, where are you going? The first general asked as he turned his head and looked at the tall figure who had just gotten off the throne and was tiptoeing towards the back of the throne.

Ahem! I just stood up after sitting for a long time and moved around. In an instant, the big devil Tapir stopped and replied without looking back, I don't want to run away. I definitely don't want to run away. oh!

I didn't think so, Lord Tapir, the first general continued, I just thought you might want to go to the toilet or something.

Lie! In your heart you believe that I am planning to escape! No need to pretend, I analyzed it from your words! Don't be ridiculous! How could I, as the Great Demon King Tapir, want to escape!

No, I really don't think so. After all, the devil who has been saying the word escape since just now is the tapir. The first general complained speechlessly.

Shut up!! In the end, do you still think I want to run away?! Tapir the big devil roared, I've already said it, but my butt feels uncomfortable after sitting for a long time, stand up and walk around casually! How could I be afraid of that person? ? Don’t be ridiculous! At most, it’s just respect! Just a little bit of respect! No, it would be better to say admiration, yes, it is admiration! A little bit of admiration plus a little bit of sympathy!

First General:...

Actually, I have been thinking about it for a long time. I always feel that the work efficiency of our Tapir army and the morale of the soldiers are not very high. I have been getting information from the outside world. A few days ago, I suddenly discovered that humans have holidays and holidays. Weekends! I think this format is also very suitable for our Tapir Wang Jun! So start implementing it today! In short, today is my weekend, and today and tomorrow are my vacation time. how do you feel?

how……

Do you agree? OK then, I'm going to rest first. I'll leave the other things to you for the time being. Please don't contact me until eight o'clock on Monday morning. After saying that, before the first general could refute, Tapir ”The big devil quickly left as if he was running away.

[In the end... I'm still scared...] The first general thought with his mouth twitching, then sighed helplessly and turned his head to look at the soldiers still kneeling on the ground and said: In short, let all the troops return immediately Tapir the Great Demon King's Castle, it doesn't matter if you give up the areas that have been suppressed! The whole army will come back here to assemble immediately! And gather those white blood cells that I captured before! If that person is really as powerful as the Tapir Demon King said, then those are our last bargaining chips!

Hi! I know! the soldier responded, quickly stood up and left without raising his head...

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