Maybe a Fake Gintama

The so-called superpower is the ability to do things that ordinary people can't do.

My name is Qi...Jiang Cheng, and I'm a superhuman. Although I haven't said it before, it's the truth. It's fine as a new setting. It doesn't matter!

Being able to bend a spoon without touching it with your hands, and winning the lottery if you want to, is simply a dreamlike life...

In short, because you can do things that ordinary people can't, so...it's normal to suddenly become a cat.

Meow! (Normal ghost!)

In a grove in front of an ordinary shrine, an orange-red cat stood on two feet while covering its small head with its paws, and shouted frantically in cat language, Meow meow meow meow meow! (It's too late to add new settings at this time! What's going on?! Why is it a cat?! Why did it become a cat?!)

Well, I've finished explaining the new setting to the readers for you. I should go back. A boy wearing a green high school uniform, pink hair, and green lens glasses on his face raised his hand to Jiang Cheng, who for some reason turned into a very cute cat with a rare soft orange-red hair... No, he said it through telepathy.

Meow! (Wait! Brother!) Jiang Cheng quickly raised his right paw, Meow! (You must have a way! Help me! Don't you all look like sextuplet brothers?!)

It's too troublesome, I'm very busy. Now that the anime and manga are over, I'm active in various fandoms. I'm not as popular as an unpopular protagonist like you. Goodbye!

After speaking, the pink-haired boy disappeared instantly.

Meow——!! (Hey——!! Is that last sentence a taunt?! Is it a sarcasm? Are you underestimating me?! You bastard!) Jiang Chengbai roared angrily, Meow!! (Hey——!!)

...

[It's over, it's really over...] Jiang Cheng, who turned into a cat, wandered the streets of Kabukicho, and at the same time thought anxiously: [I just came out to buy a game, why did I turn into a cat? Is it retribution? Cat's revenge? Is it because the cat fairy is taking revenge on me? I met a wild cat begging for food on the way and ignored it? 】

[I know I was wrong! Really wrong! 】Jiang Cheng stopped, stood on both feet and scratched the wall of the house beside him, 【Master Cat Immortal! I really know it's wrong! In the future, if you encounter wild cats begging for food on the street, you will definitely not ignore them! please! Transform me back! Such claws can't hold the gamepad at all! ! 】

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's hair all stood up subconsciously,

Unconsciously, his eyes widened and his face was covered with cold sweat, and he turned his head slowly mechanically.

I saw a few men wearing uniform yellow coats with nets in their hands and white cloth belts with the words Kabukichochoukai slung across their bodies, staring at themselves with a kind look on their faces.

...Hand over the fucking Jin!! Several cat patchers said in unison.

Although the synchronization rate with this body has not yet reached 100%, Jiang Cheng still tried his best... and fled, turning his head and running without the slightest hesitation.

【What's the situation? ! 】While running, Jiang Cheng thought to himself, 【Why does the protagonist encounter such a supernatural event? ! Stop joking! What to do with this body! The synchronization rate has just reached one percent! Give me at least 2%! It's really hard to walk on four legs! Just give me a few more days to get used to it! ! 】

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng had already fled into an alley, but at this moment Jiang Cheng realized that the alley in front of him had been blocked by two cat patchers!

[Are you attacking from both sides? 】Jiang Cheng stopped in his tracks, glanced at the cat patchers chasing after him and came in with smirks, and felt a groan in his heart.

Hand over the mother Jin obediently!! After several cat patchers surrounded Jiang Cheng, they waved the nets in their hands involuntarily.

Meow! (I can't help it, I can only do it like this, although the four feet are not yet proficient...) Jiang Cheng stood up on both feet, and at the same time, the sharp nails in the two front paws leaked out, Meow! (But I am skilled enough to carve my two feet to the bone! Bastards!)

While yelling, Jiang Cheng jumped up and rushed towards the lower bodies of the two cat patchers in front of him: Meow?! (My mother Jin? Are you kidding me!) Meow!! (It's you scum who should be eunuched!)

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that from the eaves above his head, a huge cat named Fangyi with black and white hair but no ears was actually watching him all the time. I have been watching myself since I was strolling on the street.

Moreover, at the moment when he was stuck in the alley and seemed helpless, Fang Yi was ready to jump down to rescue him. However, Fang Yi stopped when he saw Jiang Cheng stood up on two feet and prepared to fight back.

Thanks to this, Fang Yi enjoyed a man-cat battle that was spread absolutely shocking...

This unremarkable alley far away from the crowd is constantly emitting the screams of cat patchers, meowing, and the sound of rumbling houses being smashed into holes one after another.

The sound didn't last long, only about half a minute.

[Really, do you really think it's easy to deal with me when I turn into a cat? 】Jiang Cheng sat on the ground, looked at the group of cat menders who had passed out, and thought while licking their paws, 【A group of idiots. 】

But all of a sudden, Jiang Cheng came to his senses, and quickly stopped his movements, paws in front of his sweaty face, Meow!! (What's going on?! Why can't I help but lick my paws?! Is it because after such a period of time, has the synchronization rate with this body increased?! How can it be repaired!!)

Meow! (Yato! Get out of here! It's you?! It's you! It's a collaboration with your crew, right?! Definitely it is?!)

(Nora: It means wild cat in Japanese.)

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's stomach suddenly growled.

【Ah, I'm hungry...】Jiang Cheng thought helplessly,【There is no other way, I can only find a way to fill my stomach first. If I go back to Yoshiwara now, I will definitely not be recognized. Even if I am recognized, I will definitely be ridiculed by that stinky woman. Forget it, let’s see if there is any food or money on these people...]

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng got up and slowly walked towards the cat patchers lying on the ground in a coma.

...

Meow... (one, two, three...) Meow! (It's really lucky! It's almost 100,000 yuan in total!) Jiang Cheng searched everyone's wallets, took out all the money in it and put it on the ground, Meow! (Eating today shouldn't be a problem now)

Hey, kid. A strong male cat voice sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng Xunsheng stood up and looked over, only to see a somewhat large cat with no ears standing behind him.

What's the matter? Are you hungry too? Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, and then stretched out his paws and pushed the change in front of Fangyi, Take it, I have sworn to the cat fairy today, I will never ignore a wild cat begging for food again. You have a good time, take these and buy some good cat food and go to the pet store to take care of yourself. Look at your hair, it is almost knotted.

This kind of thing is useless to wild cats. Fang Yi snorted and reminded, Are you new here?

Useless? Jiang Cheng sneered, then opened his mouth to pick up the money on the ground with his mouth, and waved his little paw at the same time, Come with me, it is your lucky day to meet me today, today I will let you experience how much money is a temptation to human beings, as long as it is for money, human beings will do anything.

After all, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the entrance of the alley step by step on the cat.

Wait... Fang Yi wanted to stop him, but Jiang Cheng had already stepped out of the alley.

Seeing this, Fang Yi could only follow quickly.

...

in a restaurant.

Jiang Cheng and Fang sat face to face in an empty seat, and all the guests on the side were watching the two of them in amazement...not two cats.

While flipping through the menu in front of him, Jiang Cheng asked without raising his head, What do you want to eat? Are there any taboos?

That...that...

Guest, have you ordered yet? The waitress at the side asked very kindly while bending her body with a friendly smile on her face.

Have you chosen yet? You? Jiang Cheng raised his head and closed the menu, looking at Fang Yi opposite him with weird eyes, Isn't this the first time you have eaten at this kind of place? Are you nervous?

No...I just...

I know, I know, Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled, He's really a shy boy, there's no way, let me order for you this time.

After all, Jiang Cheng patted the menu with his paw and looked at the waitress at the side, Meow! (All come!)

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng pointed to the money on the side table with his paw, dipped his paw into the water in the cup on the side, and wrote on the table: One portion for all, less salt.

I see! The young lady shouted excitedly, then turned around and rushed towards the back kitchen.

It's amazing! It's the first time I'm such a smart cat! A female guest said in surprise, covering her mouth.

Me too! A male customer echoed, It's the first time I've seen a cat bring money to a restaurant to order food!

Can I raise this cat? Mom? A little boy pointed to Jiang Cheng and looked at his mother.

No, this kind of cat is not something we can afford. The young mother reprimanded in a low voice.

So cute! A girl stretched out her hand excitedly and touched Jiang Cheng's furry head.

Meow! (What are you doing?! Smelly woman!) Jiang Cheng hid aside in an instant, and yelled with blank eyes.