Maybe a Fake Gintama
Chapter 477: Most of life is made up of pranks and useless things.
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Who is your benefactor! Jiang Chengbai retorted with eyes, Don't just mix irrelevant people into your own family affairs! It really makes people angry, you bastards!
As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced at Qingming on one side, and then at Daoman on the other side, An idiot brother who married his sister off on his own and didn't care about his sister's feelings but regretted it afterwards, an idiot who doesn't understand women's heart and has zero love experience. Even after getting married, an idiot can't even protect his wife's smile.
What kind of weather-breaking war is going on for such a boring reason, it's disgusting! Can't you find the reason from yourself?! No matter how you look at it, this kind of thing is the fault of the two of you!
Because of your own faults, the whole of Edo has suffered. Aren't you still claiming to be Edo's cameras... no... guardians?! Don't you feel blushing?! Are you children?!
You must know that because of your fault, the rain every day has reduced the number of customers in Yoshiwara by at least half! Every month, my game funds have been cut in half! And the game equipment that was smashed by the little girl with horns today... My feeling... Do you understand this feeling?!
Understood a ghost! Xin Baji couldn't hold back his frantic complaints, Speaking of which, it's your complaint in the end! Complain about the game funds and game equipment being smashed!
Cut! Jiang Cheng turned his face away and cut in disdain, There is also a fan of idiots, these guys are nothing but idiots together.
Who are you calling an idiot and brainless fan! Yin Shi shouted angrily with veins bursting out.
It's you. The idiot's natural curly brain. Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth and replied contemptuously, and then looked at Daoman again, Hey, did you see that idiot over there with natural curly hair? That's the culprit for your divorce with that woman. It happened because of his amnesia. If you have any hatred, just go to him.
That... that, Daoman's voice suddenly became softer, and he said intermittently, Gu... about the method you just mentioned to remarry Christine and be glued to each other...
Is there really? That method? Seimei hurriedly asked Gintoki beside him.
I don't know, but...it's possible, Yinshi's expression became serious, Although that idiot is an emotional idiot with an empty head, he is unexpectedly popular with women. He may have thought of some feasible method, and what he said just now is not unreasonable. If at that time, after the anchor of Yuye got married, the ex-husband could do what he just said,
It is indeed possible to warm up the relationship between the two...
No, I don't want to talk about it now. Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said to Daoman expressionlessly, Because it doesn't make any sense at all. Besides, it's about your two families. Why should I do such a thing that has no benefit at all? Don't care.
Seeing Daoman trembling with anger at Jiang Cheng's words, Xin Baji raised his glasses and complained expressionlessly: This person has such a bad personality, did he do it on purpose? Absolutely, right? Deliberately giving others hope but then crushing it. As for S, there is no doubt that S did it.
Actually... I just suddenly discovered something about you and that sister-in-law... Jiang Cheng folded his hands and pointed to his chin with one hand as if thinking. After a long time of contemplation, he raised his head and looked at Daoman, Perhaps, the person you like is not that woman but that sister-in-law...
Are you kidding me, bastard?! Daoman yelled with his veins bursting, How could I fall in love with Qingming! He is a man!
Hey, sister-in-law, this guy said he likes you is actually you. Jiang Cheng shouted to Qingming, The person he really wants to marry is actually you! Your sister is just a tool for him to get close to you! What he really wants to do is to put on the same underwear as you and chase and run by the beach in the sunset!
Reminiscent of Seimei and Daoman in that picture, several black lines appeared on their faces at the same time.
Well, can you stop saying such bad words... Qingming complained with black lines all over her head.
Did you hear that? Jiang Cheng turned his face to look at Daoman, That sister-in-law just said that she actually likes you too, well, the rest will be left to the two of you who just communicated with each other. You must be happy!
Where did you get the translator?! Daoman and Qingming scolded at the same time, None of us said that!
The synchronization rate is really high~ Jiang Cheng shrugged.
I always feel that the atmosphere is suddenly a bit strange... Xinbaji complained silently, I always feel that the atmosphere between Seimei-san and Yuye's ex-husband is a bit strange. The two of them no longer dare to look directly because of Jiang Chengsang's words...
In short...in short! Daoman turned his back to Jiang Cheng and the others, cleared his throat and said, I...I will not give up revenge! Just...that's it...
After all, Dao Mancai led a group of Si Li wild people to leave slowly.
This tone...is Tsundere, it's completely set by a hostess with full Tsundere attributes, I always feel that the situation is developing in a strange direction... Xinbaji murmured.
My lord brother, you won't really... Yinshi looked at Qingming beside him with disbelief, You like your sister's ex-husband!
Who is your elder brother! Qing yelled with clear eyes, Who else likes Daoman?! Stop saying such disgusting words!
As soon as the words fell, Qingming finally couldn't hold on any longer, a sense of exhaustion hit her, she slowly closed her eyes and fell directly on her back.
Seimei-san! Xin Baji yelled and rushed over to help Qingming up.
Cheer up! Sister-in-law! Kagura followed up at the same time and supported Qingming's other side.
...
Afternoon time.
Shin Hachi and Kagura stood outside the door of the hall of Yuno's house, looking at the wounded in the hall who fell to the ground because of the weather battle just now.
I didn't expect the battle to control the weather to take place in this kind of place... Xin Baji said with some embarrassment, The neighborhood disputes between Onmyojis will become so difficult.
Everyone is defeated, Aru. Kagura murmured.
Waidaowan, Xin Bachi turned his head to look at Waidaowan, who was leaning against the wall with his eyes closed, and asked, Don't anchor Yuye know about this?
It was I who blocked the news. Waidaomaru replied flatly.
Why is this? The host Yuye is obviously in so much pain! Kagura asked back.
If we let her know about this, I will definitely go to Doman's place again in order to calm down the incident. Said, Waidoumaru turned around and slowly started walking along the corridor aisle towards the front.
Seeing this, Shin Hachi and Kagura followed slowly.
Heidoumaru continued on his own: Actually, the dispute between the two families doesn't matter to me at all. Even if the Yuino family that I surrendered to willful forces is destroyed, it has nothing to do with me. But...
As he said that, Heidoumaru thought of the way anchor Yumino would sit under the eaves and just stare at the sky every day after he married into the Mirino family.
...I really can't bear to watch Christ-sama show such a lonely expression.
You're really thinking about anchor Yuye. Xin Baji said with some emotion.
Master Crystal is the only one who treats me like a friend among the onmyojis who are driving me. Heidoumaru continued unhurriedly, And that master doesn't want Master Christ to know about this...
...
On the other side, Jiang Cheng and Qingming were sitting cross-legged on the floor under the eaves of the door in the same posture, but of course they were thinking about completely different things.
Inside the room, Yinshi was lying on his side on the ground with his head propped on one hand, while digging his nostrils with his little finger with the other hand, he was watching the TV anchor Yuye who was apologizing.
Hi~ I'm Yukino, I'm sorry for the wrong weather forecast again during the day. The anchor Yuye showed an apologetic smile, Tomorrow's weather will definitely be...
It's so noisy! How many times do you have to report the wrong weather before you give up?! It seemed to be an angry audience next to the set.
That... we are still shooting. It seems to be a staff member on the set.
Enraged audience A: What is shooting? What are you doing with an inaccurate weather forecast?
Angry audience B: No one wants to read your weather forecast!
Immediately afterwards, the sound of an empty soda can hitting something was heard from the TV.
Stop throwing things! Anchor Yuye, get out of the way, it's dangerous! the staff shouted.
Then, let me forecast the upcoming weather... the anchor Yuye continued.
What are you doing? Yukino anchor! Hurry up and get out of the way!
The sound of various bottles and cans hitting something came from the house one after another.
Hey, are you okay? Anchor Yukino!
Finally, the sister-in-law Qingming couldn't hold back, gritted her teeth, stood up and rushed into the house.
Seimei was a little surprised when he looked at Yin, who was lying on his side on the floor and staring at the TV anchor Yuye who was still being thrown with various empty bottles.
Aren't you...not a fan of Crystal? It's a good thing you can watch it.
Well, because I'm Super S, Yinshi responded casually, Also, the anchor Yuye tried hard to continue to convey, we have to watch it, don't you think so? Brother.
Who is your big brother? As he said that, Qingming slowly came to Yinshi's side and sat down cross-legged, and then slowly continued: I caused Daoman to go astray. It's all my fault. I can't turn a blind eye to it. If I don't use these eyes to keep a close eye... I used to be the leader of the Yuye group, I wanted to protect the clan too much, but I was blinded by this mission...
...Using my sister as a political tool without authorization, and taking it back from Daoman without authorization... After a pause, Seimei smiled self-deprecatingly, This is the strongest onmyoji who has seen through everything and protected Edo until now. Who will believe it?
I discovered it after I missed it, and I discovered it after I lost it... Saying that, Qingming's eyes looked straight ahead again, Important things cannot be seen clearly without these eyes.
Brother, Yin asked casually when he noticed something, What is that?
Who is your elder brother? Qingming said angrily. At the same time, he raised his left hand and took out the folded envelope that was exposed from the cuff, and then explained: A letter from Daoman.
Seimei, no matter how many times the boring small-scale duels come, you will just waste your troops, right? Protecting the main family is the duty of the head of the family, but protecting the younger sister is also the duty of the elder brother. Although no one will choose sides, but if you want to protect two rounds, you can fight with me. Shikigami 3V3 spell death match! Let's use this duel as an understanding of the weather battle. PS: My sexual orientation is normal! It is the sexual orientation of a normal man!
What the hell is going on with this PS? How much does he care about that idiot's nonsense? Gintoki complained with twitching corners of his mouth, and then asked, Shikigami 3V3 spell deathmatch? What is this? Brother?
Who's the elder brother? Qingming reminded, and then explained, That's a three-on-three duel in Yin-Yang Dao.
So that's it, it's a duel book. Yin Shi suddenly said, Not only the anchor of Yuye, but also the younger brother directly.
Who's the little brother? You should stop it! Qingming reminded angrily, Are you just trying to get close like this!
No, I have no other intentions, Gintoki glanced at Seimei and explained solemnly, I just want you to experience the feeling of being surrounded by 12 lovely younger brothers all of a sudden.
What is that disgusting little brother and princess?!
Ah, you really know, little sister princess, Yinshi nodded, and continued on his own, You're just a sister-in-law, Eggy.
What is Eggy? What is the connection?! After complaining, Seimei became a little more serious, In short, I think this duel book is an opportunity. If you win, you can save Princess Christel.
You are jumping into the trap by yourself, Eggy Nissan. Yinshi reminded.
Who is Eggy Fungus Nissan?! He has become the older brother of Eggy Fungus, let's talk! Qing complained with clear eyes, and then became serious again, I am enough alone, and the responsibility for this matter lies with me.
I don't hesitate to do this to protect the host Yuye, is it because of that guilt? Yinshi looked at Qingming and asked.
Guilty... Seimei closed her eyes and replied slowly, No, maybe I just feel a little envious. Compared with me who uses power to protect the shogunate and her own status, she who uses her power vigorously to forecast the weather for people...
After seeing her keep delivering the weather forecast with a smile on her face in the rain and the strong wind, I finally understood that she is protecting Edo and the people with her wonderful hands and leading them to happiness. She is more like a great onmyoji than I am. She is... mine, and also the pride of the Yuino people.
But after all, the two brothers and sisters are really the same, Jiang Cheng's voice came from outside the door, One acts as a camera, and the other acts as a weather forecast.
Hello!
Don't get excited, I didn't mean to belittle you, Jiang Cheng continued, I just feel that I suddenly changed my mind about you brothers and sisters, and being stubborn makes people feel a little respectable. It's really stupid to insist on doing this kind of thing with my old but accustomed method...but I don't hate it. Of course I don't like it.
You... Yinshi said lightly, Jiang Cheng, what's your purpose? You probably don't have a purpose for staying here, do you?
Who knows, Jiang Cheng shrugged, Even if an animal suddenly smells a very familiar and dangerous smell, everyone wants to check it out. But your brother over there doesn't seem to want to tell me.
Hey, why are you talking for him? Who is his brother! Seimei yelled, and then his tone slowed down. I have nothing to say about the smell you smell, but you will not be in any danger. After all, you are also our benefactor. And the matter has nothing to do with Christ.
It seems that you knew the purpose of my coming from the beginning. Jiang Cheng chuckled, Also, don't talk about benefactors anymore, I really can't afford it. No matter how you look at me, I look like the fuse that broke up your two families. I'm really upset that I became such a troublesome character without knowing it.
In the end, I won't go back until I figure out what's going on with that smell. Because... I seem to have forgotten something very important. No, it's not right to be so sure. It should be something that may or may not be important... Memories won't disappear out of thin air, which means that I was tampered with... or by some existence. Do you think I will accept this result honestly?
What a smart man. Qingming snorted softly, Even this kind of thing can be seen, but I advise you to give up, it's useless, the existence that made you forget that memory is the same person as the one you are looking for.
That's why it became even more popular. I did that kind of thing to other people's memories on my own... Jiang Cheng snorted a little unhappily, The reason why the little girl with horns appeared in Yoshihara is also because of this. There is something I'm looking for here, but for some reason I can't tell me directly. Did you silence it?
No, I'm not that capable. Seimei shook her head, And after all, it's Christ's shikigami, I won't interfere with her freedom.
It has nothing to do with your sister, and it's not you who asked her to keep her mouth shut...that is to say...
It seems that I have said too much, Qingming stood up, turned and walked slowly towards the door, I should go. Goodbye.
Cut! Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat lightly.
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