Maybe a Fake Gintama

Looking at the pudding covered with natto, Gintoki's heart collapsed.

What is this? A punishment game?

I deliberately tried to combine the things that two people like today. Kozaru said smugly, then picked up a spoon and scooped out a full spoonful of pudding and Ghana beans, which made Jiang Cheng and the others behind Gintoki feel nauseated. .

Ah~ open your mouth~ ah! As soon as Kozaru brought the spoon to Gintoki's mouth, he was knocked to the ground by Gintoki.

The little ape looked in disbelief at himself falling to the ground and the natto scattered all over him.

Are you kidding me! Gintoki yelled at the little ape who fell to the ground, Hey, is the wife I brought to my door so soon going to compete with my pudding?! I am the boss in charge of this family! The second one is sweets! Remember this for me!

Hey! The second one is sweets?! Shinpachi shouted from behind Gintoki, but as soon as he finished speaking, he was grabbed by Jiang Cheng. Xin Baji glanced back and saw Jiang Cheng shaking his head with his eyes closed.

At this time, the little ape's mental activity was: At this time, you can only be humble and humble, and you must hold back! You must hold it back! Little ape! 】

Thinking of this, the little monkey reunited the natto and pudding that had been scattered on the ground, stood up when they touched it, and said coquettishly to Gintoki: Don't be shy~ Come on, try it~ ah~

Only a devil wants to eat this kind of thing! Gintoki said, directly pressing the little monkey's hand and the ball of natto and pudding on the little monkey's face.

Don't say that...this unexpectedly delicious aru. Kagura didn't know when she had picked up a few natto from the floor behind her and put it into her mouth.

No! Kagura! How can such a thing be eaten? Jiang Cheng noticed it and immediately pulled Kagura up.

If you don't want to eat it yourself, then don't come up with some whimsical fusion of natto pudding! Do you want to be a producer?! Gintoki cursed at the little ape who was kneeling on the ground, The cardigan should be worn over the shoulders. OK!……

[What a shame, I was once an elite ninja of the shogunate's imperial clan! Why put up with such discriminatory language! 】Ozaru was a little hard to let go, but after hearing what Gintoki said next...

If you can't abide by the rules here, get out of here! You idiot woman!

[Oh~ But what is this feeling now...] A different emotion arose in Xiaozaru's heart, as if he wanted to be insulted by Gintoki for a while longer...

Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji saw all the changes in the expression on Xiao Yuan's face...

Hey, Xin Baji, that...that woman is incredible! Jiang Cheng whispered to Xin Baji who was standing aside.

Uh...it looks like he has awakened a great attribute... Shinpachi replied with a black line on his face.

But at this time, Gintoki snorted and said again, I'm going to buy some desserts. After saying that, he walked towards the door, talking to himself as he walked, Why don't you just go buy candied haws, that one is the best …”

Seeing this, the little ape quickly followed, Ah, wait a moment...

Jiang Chengsang, why did the incident turn out like this... Xin Baji asked with a dark look on his face.

I don't know, I don't understand, don't ask me. Jiang Cheng directly denied it three times.

…

Why are you following me? And why are you dressed up like that? Gintoki said to Kozaru, who was dressed as a housewife behind him.

At this time, the two of them were walking on the street, and Gintoki was about to go to the store address given by Jiang Cheng.

Men like young wives, don't they? Xiao Yuan replied, feeling complacent at the same time [I believe that the pursuer will not notice it in this casual dress, and then just play the role of a cute and docile young wife]

Ah... Gintoki suddenly stopped and looked in a certain direction.

What's wrong? Xiao Yuan also stopped and asked.

It's okay. Gintoki mumbled casually as he looked at Granny Toshi who was walking towards him.

Hey, you just took a peek at that woman! So that's the type you like. Xiao Yuan started to think about it again.

How is that possible! Do I look that crazy?! Gintoki retorted.

But at this time, Granny Dense had already walked over, What are you doing in a place like this? Granny Dense stopped and said to Gintoki.

Who are you? Xiao Yuan asked first.

You actually asked me, where are you from? Granny Denshi was a little confused and looked at Gintoki, Gintoki, you seem to have promised me to pay last month's payment today...

But before he finished speaking, he was stopped by the little ape on the side, I asked you, can you not take [Gintoki]'s [Gintoki]'s, you shouted so kindly! Sorry, Gin-san is already mine!

After saying that, he jumped up and used a familiar knight kick, but Jiang was still too hot, so Granny Dengshi dodged with a slight shake of her head.

Looking at the little ape that had sunk into the ground behind her, Granny Denshi was speechless, Where did this woman come from? I'm just here to collect money...

Alimony, right? In an instant, Xiao Yuan stood up again, Weren't you once happy?! There is no need to come here to ask for money!

As he said that, the little ape took out a kunai from his hair and threw it at Granny Denshi. However, Ginger was still hot as ever. Granny Denshi casually raised her hand and pinched the flying kunai in her hand. And casually put it on his sleeve.

What did this girl say? Granny Denshi asked with some confusion.

After all, you are a woman of the past! Just slowly indulge in memories! Xiao Yuan shouted behind Granny Denshi.

Hey! Do you think this is my former girlfriend! Gintoki suddenly became unhappy, Do you think I'm so crazy that my brain is burned out?!

You two don't deserve a beating at all! After hearing this, Grandma Dengshi moved her neck and said.

Oh! In an instant, the little ape thought of something again and looked surprised, Is it your mother! Is it your mother?!

Hey! Are you funny?! If my mother was like this, I would have fallen into depravity in middle school! Be careful, I will knock your head flat! Gintoki shouted again.

I think it's better to knock your head first! Granny Denshi replied.

Please forgive me for being rude, mother... Xiao Yuan said and knelt down directly on the ground, bowing his head to Granny Denshi with tears in his eyes.

What's going on with this woman? Granny Dengshi asked doubtfully.

That must be the woman who chased the wild cat that stole the fish for food. As a result, she fell and hit her head, and then her head became funny. Gintoki said as he continued to walk forward.

[You actually insulted me so rudely in public] The little ape lay on the ground and thought to himself, [But why, my heart started to throb so much again...]

Then Kozaru straightened his upper body, turned his head and looked lovingly in the direction Gintoki left, [I think... I want to be bullied by him! 】

The whole farce was witnessed by Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji who were hiding behind the telephone pole.

The two of them could only describe it as fuck.

What should we do? Jiang Chengsang, it seems that Yin Sang helped that girl open the door to an incredible new world! Xin Baji said helplessly.

You ask me who I'm asking! Jiang Cheng replied, This situation is already very difficult! Someone seemed to have said before that everyone is born S or M, but I didn't expect it to be true!

Hey, you are the natural S!

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At the gate of Yoshihara, Xiaozao looked at the bustling crowd inside and looked at Gintoki aside, Here...

Yoshihara Togengo, Gintoki said as he stepped in, come here to buy sweets.

Sweets?! How can there be sweets in a place like this! The little ape said, but he still followed, while still thinking in his heart, What is he doing by bringing me to a place like this? ! ah! I just can’t wait! 】

Finally, Gintoki found the shop that sold candied haws on a stick, but at this time, there was already a long queue of customers buying candied haws on a stick. It was estimated that there would be several hundred people...

Just when Gintoki was a little troubled, he saw Tsukiyomi and Haruta at the front of the queue at a glance, and ran over in an instant.

Hey... Gintoki had just spoken and was completely confused by Yue Yong's next series of operations.

I saw Yue Yong take a look at the little monkey next to Gintoki, and instantly took out a wad of bills from his arms and handed it to Gintoki. At the same time, he pulled the little monkey away, but he still turned around and said, The price is just right. , remember to bring some good stuff next time.

[This is...] Xiaozaru was also in a state of confusion, but he still looked at Gintoki behind him reluctantly, [Did you sell me? ! Did you sell me to Yoshiwara? ! Does he already regard me as his property? ! Are you going to mess around with me or even sell me? ! What is this? ! Why? Why am I getting more and more excited! 】

Gintoki was still there holding the wad of 10,000-yuan bills, dazed, but then he thought about it, all the troublesome things seemed to be solved, and he felt a little complacent for a moment, but just when Gintoki was about to put the wad of money into his arms , Jiangcheng and Shinpachi rushed over instantly and kicked Gintoki away.

He is truly the worst man! Xinbachi spat disdainfully.

You are truly the worst man! Gintoki, I didn't expect you to do such a thing. Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, took out the money from Gintoki's arms, and turned around. Chant of Chasing the Moon.

Yue Yong, wait a minute, Jiang Cheng caught up with Yue Yong, handed the wad of money to Yue Yong again, and whispered a few words in Yue Yong's ear.

After hearing this, Yue Yong looked at the little ape being pulled by him, and then at Gintoki who was lying on the ground. The contempt in his eyes was as clear as substance.

He is really the worst man. After saying that, Yue Yong turned around and left with Qingta.

Did...did I do something bad? Gintoki raised his head and asked uncertainly.

Gintoki, it doesn't matter whether it's S or M. Since you did it, you have to take responsibility. Jiang Cheng replied.

Search and fight! Xin Bajiu echoed from the side.