Maybe a Fake Gintama

Before Jiang Cheng and Gintoki could answer, they suddenly heard a huge explosion, the entire hull of the spacecraft began to shake violently, and the passengers screamed...

Then someone shouted:

The control room exploded! All the pilots were injured!

The entire cabin was in chaos, with sirens, screams, crying, and even prayers...

You are all screwed! Traitors who are flattering the gods! Let's all die! Haha... One of the robbers who was knocked down before fell to the ground and said, and started laughing after he finished speaking.

But before he could finish laughing, he was kicked and knocked unconscious by Jiang Cheng.

Are all villains' lines so monotonous? Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly.

Now is not the time to talk about this! Yue Yong couldn't help but yelled, hugging the shivering Qingta, Qingta is even trembling with fear!

Looking at Qingta, who was buried in Yue Yong's chest with a subtle expression on his face, Jiang Cheng was speechless: This perverted brat...

Before he finished speaking, the entire hull began to tilt, and Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and the others almost fell to the ground.

Excuse me, passengers! Does any of the passengers know how to fly a spaceship?! A stewardess suddenly opened the cabin door and asked, looking at the passengers.

Whoever it is! Come and help!

Dead!……

All the passengers were frightened.

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng looked at Sakamoto on the ground and suddenly reacted. He squatted down and was about to lift Sakamoto, but he was stunned as soon as he stretched out his hand because Gintoki had the same idea.

Then the two of them dragged Sakamoto to the cab.

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts so much! What are you doing?! Sakamoto shouted in pain, Hey! Who are you?!

However, facing Jiangcheng and Gintoki, Sakamoto had no resistance at all and could only be dragged away.

Where are you dragging me to? Sakamoto asked.

You, let me tell you, you really liked spaceships before! Gintoki said as he ran, Driving should be fine, right?!

Stop talking so much nonsense! Our lives are in your hands now! Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time.

How do you know? And why is your life in my hands? Don't say those unclear words! Sakamoto replied, looking up at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, Hey, it seems like we have seen each other...

Oh oh oh oh! Aren't these Jiang Cheng and Kintoki?! Sakamoto finally recognized the two of them, Why are you two here? Long time no see! Jiang Cheng, Kintoki! We can still meet here What an adventure! Your relationship is still so good!

Then, Sakamoto clapped his hands and said, Let's have a drink! Have a drink to celebrate... Wow!

The two of them did not give Sakamoto a chance to finish his words. At this time, they had reached the door of the cab. They used force at the same time and pressed Sakamoto's face against the door switch. Then, the door opened.

Gintoki, can my name be Gintoki? Gintoki shouted.

Who has a good relationship with this guy! Jiang Cheng shouted.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally took a look at the cab. The entire cab was almost in ruins, the ground was full of broken glass, and all the drivers were injured to varying degrees.

A man with an eye patch, an afro, and a beard who looked like a captain lay on the ground and muttered to himself: That's it... I'm also a captain, so let me sink with the ship. Yeah...I miss everything about this earth so much...Wow!

Before he could finish his emotion, he was stepped on by Sakamoto and fainted.

Eh? Did I step on something? Sakamoto asked doubtfully.

Now is not the time to talk about that! Gintoki said and rushed over, but stepped on the captain again.

You're right, hurry up! Jiang Cheng rushed over and carried Sakamoto to the bridge.

There was actually a bomb installed on the ship, and we didn't investigate it properly. Sakamoto complained, and at the same time walked to the bridge and started debugging.

It's not good, everyone has already started chanting Buddha's name and praying for reincarnation! Xin Baji walked in with Kagura and Yue Yong and said.

Don't worry, just leave it to that guy. Gintoki waved his hand and looked at Sakamoto who was operating in front of the display screen. Although he is a bit brainless, his obsession with spaceships is truly unparalleled. , is a guy who flies around and is active throughout the galaxy. For Tatsuma Sakamoto, operating the spacecraft is like controlling his own limbs.

That's right. Just stay calm at this time and find a comfortable place to sleep. When you wake up, you will find that you have returned to Earth. Jiang Cheng said and had already piled up several pilots who had fallen to the ground. He used it as a pillow and lay down on it, It's still clean here, the cabin is so noisy. After saying that, he yawned and closed his eyes.

Hey! How optimistic you are! Shinpachi roared.

Get up quickly! If it weren't for you, Qingta wouldn't have faced this situation! With that said, Yue Yong lifted Jiang Cheng up.

Hey! I'm the victim, okay! You guys dragged me here, okay! Jiang Cheng retorted, but in the end he sighed and continued, I told you not to worry, this situation is very difficult for that person. It’s a common occurrence for guys.”

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he looked at Sakamoto, but it would have been better not to look at him. He was dumbfounded when he saw Sakamoto holding up the legs of a driver who was unconscious on the bridge and shouting: Yoshi, you're ready! Let's go. !”

Really, no brains... Shinpachi had just finished complaining when Jiangcheng and Gintoki rushed to Sakamoto in an instant and pressed Sakamoto's head on the console.

Um... Sakamoto got up and was about to say something with blood on his face, but was interrupted by Gintoki.

Hey, do you want another punch? Gintoki said to Sakamoto.

Ah hahaha, it's my first time to operate such a large spaceship, so I'm a little confused. Sakamoto replied.

Have you touched it now? Jiang Cheng said as he lifted Sakamoto's left hand from behind and placed it on Sakamoto's head.

It hurts, it hurts! Sakamoto shouted, while using his right hand to restore the dislocated left hand that was broken off by Jiang Cheng, The main reason is that I don't know where the rudder is...

Gin-chan, is this it? Kagura asked, holding up the hands of an unconscious driver on the ground.

I can at least be sure it's not this. Gintoki replied.

It's the pilot! Let him go quickly! Shinbachi shouted.

Then, is this one? Yue Yong raised the hand of the captain wearing an eyepatch, This one looks like the captain.

Although those hands often control the rudder, those hands can't be the rudder! Xin Baji complained again.

Hey, hey, something's not going right. It seems like we're going to fall to a certain planet! Gintoki shouted while looking at the scene outside the window.

Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang! It's this! This! Suddenly, Xin Baji's voice sounded again, and then everyone saw something similar to a rudder high up behind them.

Hey, it doesn't move at all... Xinbaji tried to turn the rudder, but it didn't move at all.

Boy, well done, let me leave it to...Σ_(???∠)vomit...

Looking at Sakamoto, who was vomiting and walking over, Shinyaji felt really bad, Ah~! Don't come over! Aren't you a fan of super spaceships? Why are you still seasick and so sick?!

Yeah, I do like spaceships, but it's really easy to get seasick...

Why do you have such a mixture of love and hate on your face...

Shinpachi, it's okay, leave it to me! The dream I wrote in the composition is to be a pilot! Kagura said while competing with Gintoki and Shinpachi for control of the rudder.

Get out of the way! That's enough! I'm here! Gintoki shouted, The principles of driving something like this should be the same!

I don't want it! If my life is in the hands of both of you, no matter how much life I have, it won't be enough! Shinbaji counterattacked.

Hey, aren't you going to get involved? Yue Yong asked, looking at Jiang Cheng beside her.

Um...actually... Jiang Cheng began to squirm, I took the test for my manual transmission driver's license several times but failed...

Yue Yong: ...

Haruta: ...

Hey, laymen can't mess around! Sakamoto looked at the three people who were fighting for the control of the rudder and couldn't help but remind him, The three people were fighting over each other, but in the end they broke the rudder. It's not like on TV Does this kind of scenario happen often? This kind of thing must be prevented from happening...

Saying that, Sakamoto walked forward, but at this moment, a fragment of the spacecraft hit Sakamoto's feet. Sakamoto stretched out his hands and fell on his back. Moreover, his hand happened to touch the steering wheel, and the entire steering wheel was thrown Pulled off.

Everyone: ...

Ahahaha, this situation still happened, ahahaha.

[Ahaha] How big are you! Gintoki yelled.

But it was no use at this time, the entire spacecraft fell towards the unknown planet...

…

It's so hot. It's so hot that my mind is racing through the past... I finally got rescued... It was such a risk... Sakamoto wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, just for a moment, Sakamoto I remembered the scene where I said goodbye to Jiang Cheng and others during the war against the foreigners.

Rescued?!... Gintoki looked around him, Can this situation be called rescued?! Being forced to land in such a ghost place where everything looks like an old woman's wrinkled face at a glance, everything is Because you broke the rudder.”

Forget about what is in the past, a man should keep his eyes on the future! Sakamoto replied with a chuckle.

You still want to default on your debt, right? You big furball! Gintoki shook Sakamoto's collar and yelled while shaking it.

At this time, the spacecraft made an emergency landing on this unknown planet. The entire planet was covered with desert at a glance. The sun was shining directly on the desert, and the temperature was so high that it was unbearable. Fortunately, there were no casualties in the entire spacecraft, and everyone survived. , hiding in the darkness of the spacecraft.

It's already hot enough... Stop yelling... Xin Bajiu weakly tried to persuade him from the side.