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Jiang Cheng sama! Don't worry about those things! Let's play that very fun game between men and women!

Yes! We brought all the tools we need!

Ignoring the excited Baihua members, Jiang Cheng lowered his body and naturally took over the binoculars in the hands of Yin Shi who lay in a pool of blood and rolled his eyes from time to time, still twitching from time to time.

Ah, it really is better to stand a little higher and have a better view~ Jiang Cheng looked around with a telescope, and said with emotion, But...they are all little devils, it doesn't make any sense at all... No, no, no, what is that? It's getting closer and closer, it's no surprise that it's a mountain... huh? Why is the vision dark?

Well, little brother, I suggest you put down the binoculars and take a look. Hasegawa silently reminded.

Jiang Cheng sama~ were you looking at my concubine's body just now? Ge Ye, who was standing on the fence and sticking some part of himself in a swimsuit to the telescope, licked his lips, Ha~ are you so impatient~

Gintoki-sama, please cheer up a bit. Heidoumaru who arrived at some unknown time in a swimsuit squatted on the ground and pulled out the kunai from Gintoki's body one by one.

It's you guys... Gintoki opened his eyes and glanced at Waidoumaru, and said weakly, What's the matter? Does Shikigami want to learn to swim in summer?

No, no, we heard that Jiangcheng sama is going to hold a [beep——] party in the swimming pool. Waidoumaru explained solemnly, raising an index finger.

Who wants to hold that [beep——] messy party?! Jiang Cheng roared with veins bursting.

Jiang Cheng sama~I'll tell you quietly~ Ge Ye, who was wearing a bathing suit on the upper body and wrapped in a bath towel on the lower body, became more and more unhappy, and kept rubbing against the telescope in Jiang Cheng's hand with some part of himself, Because the tail relationship, so there is no... ah——!

Before he could finish speaking, Ge Ye was kicked away by the violent Jiang Cheng for more than ten meters. After the latter screamed, he directly fell into the swimming pool and made a huge splash.

At the same time, some children also ran ashore because of fright.

It's blocking labor and capital's telescope! Jiang Cheng yelled with his veins bursting, pointing at Ge Yebai, who was lying on his back in the swimming pool and had obviously lost consciousness.

Is this what you're angry about?! Hasegawa complained loudly, Also, I beg you, don't cause any more serious accidents, because many guests have escaped after you hit me just now!

Besides, the body odor is too strong! Who is interested in your body full of body odor! I really killed you! Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in disdain.

Jiangcheng sama, I don't have body odor. Waidoumaru stood up and said seriously.

I hate the horns on your head, so I can't. Jiang Cheng refused without the slightest hesitation.

Ah, it's okay, I'll just pull it out. Said, Waidaomaru directly stretched out his hand and snapped off a horn on his head.

Seeing Wai Dao Wan lying on the ground with rolled eyes due to excessive blood loss and starting to twitch, everyone present ignored him.

But having said that, is this the swimming pool? Yueyong held the cigarette stick in her hands, glanced around, and said with some disdain, I thought the swimming pool was like a place, it's similar to Yoshihara, men and women are almost the same. The whole fruit is playing together.

No, it's not like that! This is not that kind of place! Hasegawa argued loudly.

Jiang Cheng sama! Let's play this! A group of Baihua girls pulled Jiang Cheng's arm and pointed to the slide beside them.

I'm not a kid, Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in disdain, then sat down cross-legged, and continued to search for something with the binoculars in his hand, I don't play things that only children like to play.

Indeed, we are already adults! The revived Yinshi sat cross-legged at the same time, and took out another spare telescope from his bosom.

You two... are really hopeless scum. Hasegawa complained silently.

Yinshi, did you find anything? Jiang Cheng asked.

No, not yet... Gintoki replied.

Me too. I thought there would be a lot of nice scenery in the swimming pool at this time... Jiang Cheng murmured, Ah? Why do I feel like I've been lifted up? Why do I feel like I've been doused in slippery water? s things…

After all, Jiang Cheng put down the binoculars in his hand.

Looking at Yue Yong who was directing the Baihua members to pour buckets of lubricating fluid on her body, Jiang Cheng, who was being held directly above the slide by a group of Baihua girls, suddenly became expressionless.

Hey! What do you want to do?! By the way, why do you want to pour that kind of thing on me? And it's too much! Jiang Chengbai roared angrily.

There are too many, I feel like I can't catch Jiang Cheng sama... said a young lady Baihua who was holding Jiang Cheng.

Ah, don't worry, if you can't catch it, you can catch it there. Yue Yong replied lightly.

Hey! What dangerous words did you just say! Where is that?! I'll kill you! Smelly woman! Jiang Chengbai complained angrily with his veins bursting out of his eyes.

At this time, Hasegawa, who realized that the situation was wrong, quickly reminded: Hey! This is not Yoshihara's swimming pool! Stop!

Then, let go... Yue Yong glanced lightly at the Baihua members.

Wait!! Hasegawa hurriedly took a step forward, but it was too late, and the Baihua members who received the order had already let go of Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng, who was covered in lubricating fluid all over his body, rushed towards the swimming pool as soon as he touched the slide. At the same time, all the Baihua girls screamed excitedly and followed Jiang Cheng. All the lubricating fluid slipped under his feet, and he rowed face down along the slide to the swimming pool.

Hey! You're playing too hard! Jiang Cheng, who was gliding rapidly, shouted, I can't keep my balance!

Don't worry! Jiang Cheng sama, the leader said that you can catch there! A young lady Baihua who was following behind shouted excitedly, Leave it to me! I will help Jiang Cheng sama grasp the balance!

Get out of the way! Ugly! It's me who wants to help Jiang Cheng sama balance!

It's me!

Looking at the group of Baihua members who were still arguing even though they were gliding at a high speed, Hasegawa who was following behind broke down and shouted: That kind of thing doesn't matter at all at this time! It is said that this slippery thing caused the speed to be out of control It’s over! Everyone——!! Run away——!”

A group of children below saw the scene on the slide, panicked, screamed and scrambled to the shore.

Crash!

After the huge splash, Jiang Cheng didn't stop, but slid directly on the water surface for a few meters and then hit the stone eaves beside the swimming pool heavily.

Woo! Jiang Cheng, who smashed the entire bank into pieces, spat out a mouthful of blood, and fell into a coma.

A group of Baihua girls were not injured, and all of them landed safely on the shore behind Jiang Cheng. As for Chang Guchuan, it was a bit miserable, and they were lying on the water with blood on their heads and motionless.

Jiang Cheng sama, you should keep your balance! A young lady from Baihua squatted down and looked at Jiang Cheng who was still twitching in a pool of blood, and suggested aloud, So, this time let me Let's help you keep the balance! Don't worry! Jiang Cheng sama, give me your [beep--]!

You...did it on purpose? Jiang Cheng struggled to turn his face away, complained feebly, and then struggled to stand up, You...all watch it! How should the slide be played!

After all, Jiang Cheng picked up the surfboard he found somewhere, turned around and walked to the side, a group of Baihua girls followed Jiang Cheng's example with the surfboard in their arms.

Wait...wait! Hasegawa, who came back to his senses, quickly stood up and shouted to Jiang Cheng and others who were leaving, but the other party did not respond to his words at all.

ah--!

At this moment, Hasegawa suddenly heard a child's exclamation from behind, and Dang even turned his head to look over.

Look! Someone's floating there! said a small child, pointing to the head-down figure floating motionless in the water directly below the slide.

It's over! Was it implicated by that just now?! Hasegawa hurriedly stepped forward to check, holding his head, and shouted frantically, Is there an accident at last?!

But at this moment, the long-haired man in a blue-and-white striped one-piece swimsuit who was suspected of being involved in the accident stood up from the water, laughed twice and raised the watermelon in his hand towards the shore. Elizabeth, who kept waving the wooden stick in her hand, shouted: Elizabeth, the watermelon is getting cold! Yoshi, let's play watermelon over there... Wow!

As soon as the call was finished, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi who rushed down the slide almost at the same time on the surfboards stained with lubricating fluid knocked them unconscious, and dropped the watermelon from their hands at the same time.

Did you see? You guys, Jiang Cheng, who came safely to the shore, took a piece of watermelon from Yinshi, and said to the group of Baihua girls, This is the normal way to play the slide!

Hi! We got it! Jiang Cheng sama! All the young ladies of Baihua raised their hands at the same time.

Remember, you must apply lubricating fluid under the surfboard, it's not necessary on the top! Jiang Cheng continued earnestly while eating watermelon, Do you understand?!

Understood!×n

Whose victory was it just now? Yin Shi asked Yue Yong who was at the side, I overwhelmed myself by three hundred yuan.

Go ashore at the same time, the dealer takes all. Yue Yong replied flatly.

How can it be repaired! Yin Shi yelled frantically.

Yueyue, don't you play? Jiang Cheng, who was being held by a group of Baihua's arms or stuck to his body, asked Yueyong, Everyone said it was very interesting, and I want to do it again.

Hmph, Yue Yong folded her hands and snorted coldly, turning her face away with disdain, I'm not interested in that kind of thing.

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