Maybe a Fake Gintama

[The task of you two is to keep an eye on Jiang Cheng for me! 】

Shinpachi looked at Jiang Cheng who kept shouting Another bowl in the ramen shop and couldn't help but think of Gintoki's words.

I think Yin Sang's verbal orders are completely unnecessary. Jiang Cheng Sang doesn't seem to be a person who likes to make trouble. Shinpachi muttered and then looked at Kagura beside him, Hey! Put you there Wipe your saliva!

Bachi, I can't do it anymore Aru... As he said that, Kagura staggered towards Jiang Cheng.

No, Kagura-chan, Gin-san's order is to keep an eye on Jiang Cheng-sang. Shinpachi quickly grabbed Kagura-chan and advised.

The fuss between the two was eventually discovered by Jiang Cheng.

Hey? What are you two doing here? Jiang Cheng asked after swallowing the ramen in his mouth.

Ah! I was discovered, and it's all your fault, Kagura-chan. Shinpachi said in a low voice.

Are you hungry? Do you want some ramen? Jiang Cheng asked again.

…

I'm starting!×2

Hey, why did you put the barbecued pork in my bowl! Didn't you have some yourself?! Shinpachi shouted.

The one in your bowl looks better Aru... Kagura said as she ate.

Then give me the barbecued pork in your bowl, Shinpachi said as he stretched his chopsticks into Kagura's bowl, but Kagura didn't give Shinpachi this chance and instantly moved the position of his bowl.

It's so cunning!...

Looking at the two people making trouble, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly and said, You two are so energetic.

Really, why didn't that silver-haired natural curler come this time? Isotatsu asked with a smile to Shinpachi and Kagura.

However, the two people who were fighting for the ramen had no time to look over and just responded casually.

Finally, when the two of them finished eating, Jiang Cheng paid the bill and walked out of the ramen shop.

Shinbaji and Kagura quickly followed, but just after following for a while, they found that the person had disappeared.

What should I do? Yin Sang told me to keep an eye on him! Xin Baji said with a frown.

Hey, Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from behind the two of them, startling them both, What are you two sneaking up on?

Ah, actually there is nothing. Xin Bajia turned around and said.

Well, why do you think Aru has nothing to do with staring at you? Kagura on the side nodded and said.

Hey! You've already said it! Xin Baji quickly covered Kagura's mouth, looked at Jiang Cheng, and said haha, Actually, I was just passing by...

Who believes it! Jiang Cheng shouted, but then he sighed and continued, That fool really underestimated me and asked two children to stare at me.

Huh? Isn't Jiang Chengsang going to attack Purgatory Pass? Xin Baji asked curiously.

Start? Who said that? Jiang Cheng was confused.

At that time... Xin Bajie was referring to the murderous aura that erupted from Jiang Cheng at that time.

Oh, that, Jiang Cheng finally understood, so he stretched out a finger to explain: At that time, I thought that today was the expected game release day, but by that time, it had already missed the time, so I was a little angry.

Hey, are you so scary when you're angry... Shinbaji complained softly.

Actually, I was just angry with myself, so I just turned my anger into appetite! Jiang Cheng clenched his fists with an indignant look on his face.

That's enough, I don't want to complain anymore. Xin Baji said with a black line on his face.

Where did that idiot go? Does he want to get involved in the Purgatory Pass? Jiang Cheng asked, then sighed softly and continued, He still likes to meddle in other people's business as always.

I don't know... Xin Baji just said this, but then he thought of something and took out a folded piece of paper from his body.

Yin Sang said that if an accident happens, go to this place to find him.

In fact, this piece of paper was secretly thrown to Gintoki when Sougo was taken away by Fourteen, but no one noticed it.

Souga, how about I get involved? It sounds interesting, doesn't it? Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile.

Hey? Hey--!

…

It looks like this is the right place... Gintoki said to himself as he squatted in the grass and looked at the wooden house not far away.

Just when Gintoki was thinking about whether he should take this step, he suddenly heard a child's scream and rushed over without having time to think.

When he arrived at the door, Gintoki carefully lay down in front of the door. At the same time, he opened a crack in the door and looked inside: he saw more than a dozen children playing, not what he had imagined.

What exactly is going on?

Just when Gintoki was surprised, a man's voice sounded, and...

I'll poke it! the man shouted, and at the same time gave Gintoki a thousand-year kill from behind.

ah--!!

The three people from Jiang Cheng who had just arrived looked at this scene with black lines on their heads.

Fortunately, Jiang Cheng had quick eyesight and quickly covered Kagura's eyes, Just forget about this kind of thing! This dirty adult world is not part of your summer vacation homework!

…

I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry for what I just said. The middle-aged man with a crew cut sat at the table and looked at the three people in front of him and continued, Because your [hole] looks like a suspicious person. Just pay attention...

Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi were sitting opposite the middle-aged man with a crew cut, while Kagura was playing with a group of children.

Hundan, the holes in the human body are all critical! Gintoki said while rubbing his buttocks, No, the PP is going to split in half!

Gintoki, calm down, everyone's PP is divided into two halves! After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked a little regretful, You are lucky enough that I didn't help you open the door to another world, right? New Bachi-kun?

Hey, are you expecting Yin Sang to open the door to a new world? Xin Bajiao complained.

What's going on with you? Didn't I tell you two to be optimistic about Jiang Cheng? Gintoki continued.

This... Xinbaji scratched his head and laughed.

But to be honest, you were also negligent. Hiding there and peeking at other people's homes was really... the man continued.

I heard that there is an evil spirit living nearby. Is it really okay to bring such a group of children? Gintoki raised his head and asked.

Ghost? This is another strange thing... The middle-aged man smiled and continued, So are you [Momotaro] who exterminates evil spirits?

We are not interested in inferior little devils. Our target is the big devil's head. Gintoki replied casually, Of course, if there are rare treasures, that is a different matter.

A rare treasure? As he spoke, the middle-aged man put on the familiar red ghost mask, If I have to say it, it would be those children.

Gintoki \u0026 Shinpachi: Ah——!

Hun...Hundan, what on earth do you want to do?! Gintoki shouted as he fell to the ground.

I just wanted to ask what do you want to do? the middle-aged... no, Kidomaru should be called Kidomaru asked, You followed us all the way from the fighting arena, right?

Actually, it was an address given by a yellow-haired, shaking police officer. It has nothing to do with me! Gintoki replied.

Master... you are... Xin Baji said in disbelief.

Hey, calm down, you two, Jiang Cheng continued helplessly, Gintoki, have your senses regressed to those of a baby?

With that said, Jiang Cheng poured himself a cup of tea.

Seeing Jiang Cheng's attitude, the middle-aged man took off his ghost mask again and said, I am Kidomaru, the fighter of Purgatory Pass, and my name is Daoxin.

…

At dusk, Jiang Cheng and Dao Xin sat under the eaves and watched Kagura playing with a group of children.

Hey, is this really okay? Are you going to pour us tea? Gintoki sighed softly and continued, We are [Momotaro] who is here to ward off evil spirits.

Please change [we] to [I] to be more accurate, Gintoki. Jiang Cheng reminded from the side, and then he also picked up the tea cup and looked at the group of children who were playing.

Haha, it doesn't matter to you, right? Tea brewed by a ghost with bloody hands like me... Daoxin replied with a smile.

I won't think of a guy surrounded by so many children as a ghost. Gintoki said as he picked up the teacup and took a sip.

Who are these children... Xin Baji asked.

They are all my children. Daoxin replied.

It seems that you were very good at flirting with women when you were young~ Gintoki teased.

Smiling, Daoxin continued: No, everyone is abandoned. As he said that, Daoxin lovingly picked up a child who had just learned to walk.

Did you do that kind of thing just to raise these little devils... Gintoki murmured.

Do I look that great? This bloody me...

What on earth are you... Gintoki said confused.

Whether it is now or in the past, I have always been a [Human Slayer]. I only have a small advantage such as strong arm strength. When I realized it, I was already called a [Human Slayer]. Daoxin continued, After all, I was called a [Human Slayer]. Throw me into prison and wait for the guillotine. At that time, a group of people took a fancy to my fighting skills and ransomed me out of prison. Those are the guys from there. You seem to want to destroy Purgatory, but I advise you, For your own safety, it’s better not to get involved.”

Don't worry, the guy next to you is a big shot who is even afraid of ghosts~ Gintoki said casually.

Ah? Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, Hey! What are you talking about on your own? Is it necessary to drag me into the water?

But in the end, Jiang Cheng looked at the children playing around, turned to Daoxin and said, Hey, I still need a security guard there, are you interested?

What...are you...?

If you want to atone for your sins, you can't just rely on such means to raise such little devils who don't know where they come from. At least, if you want to fully atone for your sins, you have to wait until they are raised into outstanding adults. Think about it carefully. , I’m waiting for you in Yoshiwara. Although it’s also an underground world, it’s different from the one you had before.”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and left. At the same time, a shuriken shot straight at Jiang Cheng's head.