Maybe a Fake Gintama

At this time, Jiang Cheng made an OK gesture to Shinpachi and Kagura beside him, cleared his throat at the same time, and said to his mobile phone: Actually, Gintoki was in a car accident...

Before he could finish speaking, the call was hung up.

Hey! What's going on! Is it being treated as a scam call?! Xin Bajie complained at the side.

Maybe the signal is not good! Jiang Cheng comforted, and then dialed the phone again, There will definitely be no problem this time!

Moxi Moxi, Gintoki...

After the call was connected, Jiang Cheng spoke at a very fast speed, but just after a few words were displayed, the call was hung up again, but this time, the other person still said a few words.

What did the other party say? Xin Baji asked, looking at Jiang Cheng who looked dull.

He said...[agreed to donate]... Jiang Cheng replied slowly.

Souga, do you agree to donate? Xin Bajia nodded and said, but the next moment he suddenly started complaining crazily, What kind of friend is this! No friend would be like this!

Don't worry! Jiang Cheng comforted him again, I'll try again! He must not understand the situation yet!

Jiang Cheng said and dialed the phone again, but this time before Jiang Cheng could speak, the person on the other end had already spoken first. After speaking, he hung up the phone neatly.

What did you say again this time? Xin Baji asked.

He said...[pay a portion of the burial expenses for him]...

Hey! What a weird friend! Shinpachi yelled, A friend who doesn't listen to anyone at all!...

Jiang Cheng didn't pay attention to Xin Baji's complaints and continued to dial the phone, but it showed that the phone on the other end had been turned off...

Jiang Cheng: …………

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Hey, it took a lot of effort to get one shot... Youzi said with a pout.

If you start talking about a friend getting into a car accident, just treat it as a scam and hang up, the pervert replied.

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Anyway, let's take Gintoki to find someone he was familiar with first. It might be helpful to him. Jiang Cheng suggested with a finger.

This is the only way... Xin Baji said helplessly.

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In the cafe.

Huh? What? Amnesia?! Xiao Yuan was a little shocked, and his glasses fell to the ground. What is that? Is that a new game?!

Seeing the little ape talking to passers-by, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji both looked speechless.

Can you stop being so old-fashioned every time... Xinbaji said speechlessly, If you can hear me, come over and sort things out together...

You set a trap for me! You want to give me a surprise! I saw through everything! Xiao Yuan said to the portrait on the wall, Where are my glasses...

No, it's real amnesia, Xin Baji said from the side.

That means... Xiao Yuan said, grabbing the waiter who just passed by, Have you forgotten all about me, the closest person, and all those blushing and heart-pounding things?!

Um... Gintoki finally spoke up, Who is my lady?

That's too much! As he said that, the little ape lay down on the table beside him, pretending to be deeply hurt and distressed. We have all slept together, and we just haven't had a wedding...

Although this is true, but... Xin Bajia replied.

It's a vulgar trick to tie up a man with a cry like that, Aru. Kagura said while eating jealous kombu.

Then, miss, you are mine...

Before Gintoki could finish his words, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng, It's nothing, just an M.

Who are you?! Xiao Yuan was unhappy when he heard this, What's wrong with m?! What's wrong with m?! I'm Yin Sang's only m!

Step aside,

Jiang Cheng said, dragging Gintoki to stand up, It seems like this m will not help Gintoki's memory at all.

That's right~ Shinpachi replied with a sigh, and stood up at the same time, If this goes on, the memory will become more and more confusing, Kagura-chan, let's go.

Don't even think about leaving! Xiao Yuan had already put on his glasses at this time, I won't hand over Yin Sang to anyone!

With that said, the little ape threw a smoke bomb at Jiang Cheng and the others, but fortunately Jiang Cheng had quick eyesight and quick hands. He opened his umbrella and used the umbrella surface to bounce the smoke bomb back.

Kill you! If you dare to get in the way, Jiang Cheng said with a smile, I can smell the natto smell on you from half the street! You even add that stuff to the smoke bomb. How do you like it? Natto!”

Humph, I'm quite capable, Xiao Yuan chuckled, But that's it for now! Let me show you my former Imperial Court Fans...

Before Xiao Yuan could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng took his glasses directly away.

Goodbye~ Jiang Cheng walked out without looking back, and at the same time threw Xiao Yuan's glasses into the tray of the waiter beside him.

Before leaving, Shinbaji and Kagura glanced at the little ape who was looking for glasses all over the floor, but said nothing and continued to follow Jiang Cheng out.

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Xin Baji's home.

That's it, that's really troublesome... A Miao looked at Gintoki across from the kotatsu and said, Does that mean I don't even remember it?

I'm sorry... Gintoki said apologetically.

At least remember me, A Miao said, narrowing her eyes.

Ah, didn't he say he was sorry... Xin Baji reminded.

But A Miao acted as if she hadn't heard and continued: Of course you remember. Are you kidding? I still remember, but you forgot unilaterally. It's really annoying~ Who do you think you are?

As she said this, A Miao picked up a hammer and handed it to Shinbaji who was standing aside, Shin-chan, use this to knock out the memory of Ginsan from my mind.

Sister, do you think I have super powers?!

Then there's nothing we can do, A Miao sighed, but the next moment she stood directly on the kotatsu, holding a hammer and shouting: You have to remember it no matter what! Fight fire with fire, and hit your head again. I’ll definitely remember it!”

Sister-in-law, please let him go! If he beats him again, he won't know what he will become! Kagura advised while pulling A Miao.

But at this moment, Gintoki held A Miao's hand and said, I'm sorry, although I can't remember it now, but I will definitely remember it. Please be patient for a little longer.

Eh... Looking at Gintoki with a serious face, A Miao's heartbeat suddenly accelerated for some reason. Realizing that she had lost her composure, A Miao quickly turned around and said to herself: I hate it, how could I do this to you? People like Yin Sang's heart beats faster. His eyebrows and eyes were just a little closer together, and the dark spots in his eyes were a little bigger than usual...

Big sister? Kagura asked confused.

Actually, the past is not that important. Rather than always looking back at the past, it is better to keep looking forward. A Miao suddenly said with some relief.

What's going on! Why did you suddenly turn 180 degrees! Xin Baji shouted, What on earth happened!

Seal the old Gin-san, and from today on you will be the new Gin-san, A Miao turned around again and looked at Gintoki and said.

Sister, stinky things smell just as bad when covered with stinky things! Xin Bajiao complained, but suddenly realized that his metaphor was a bit inappropriate, and quickly continued, Ah, it doesn't mean that it stinks...

How could a man with eyebrows and eyes that were far apart in the past be any good? Compared with that careless Yin Sang, this one is much more reliable now, A Miao's face turned slightly red and continued, This, isn't this pretty good? ?”

Why are you blushing?! Xin Baji couldn't calm down anymore, You really have a crush on him, right? I don't want it! I don't want a brother-in-law like that!

Who told you to go that far? A Miao replied with a blushing face.

That's it! Although the eyebrows and eyes are close now, they will separate once the memory is restored! Kondo said while getting out from under the heater, It will turn back into lazy, dead fish eyes!

The next second, A Miao had already guessed Kondo's face, Hundan, what are you doing here?!

I just want to come in and warm up... Kondo replied weakly, and at the same time reached out and took out a box of Haagen-Dazs that had melted, Look at this, I bought Haagen-Dazs, let's eat together. !”

It's all turned into a pile of mud! Xinbaji complained, And how many hours have you been in the furnace?

Hey, it's been a long time, Kondo stood up and said to Gintoki, Why do you seem to have changed your personality during this time...

But before Kondo could finish speaking, he was kicked over by Jiang Cheng, who had just arrived in a hurry.

Looking at Kondo lying on the ground, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at A Miao beside him, Hey, when did you raise a gorilla?

No, he just ran away from the zoo. I was just about to call the zoo. A Miao replied with a smile.

Oh, that's it, Jiang Cheng said, sitting down and putting down the bag in his hand, I've prepared a few things, it might be useful.

This is... Xin Baji asked.

Sweets, I bought all the sweets in Edo, Jiangcheng said matter-of-factly, Don't Gintoki like sweets the most? Maybe this can bring back his memory.

This method might work! Xin Bajia replied.

Gintoki, eat quickly, I spent a lot of money, Jiang Cheng said, opening the bag, taking out all the sweets, and handing them to Gintoki.

Originally, Gintoki was still looking at the melted Haagen-Dazs before his eyes, wanting to eat but feeling a little nauseous, but at this time the sweets sent by Jiang Cheng solved his urgent need.

Gintoki was not polite, he just picked up the boxes of sweets and started eating.

How's it going? Have you remembered? Jiang Cheng asked.

Gintoki answered vaguely while stuffing sweets, Oh, not much, it seems, probably...

This method is surprisingly reliable! Shinbachi shouted, Look, the distance between the eyes and eyebrows has begun to become farther and farther! The dark spots under the eyes have also begun to become smaller!

After eating these, I think it's almost done, Jiang Cheng nodded and said, Remember to pay me back for these sweets after you regain your memory.

Yeah, it feels like it's still a little bit close, but it's almost...

Gintoki finally finished eating the sweets, even the melted box of Haagen-Dazs. Gintoki covered his big belly and burped. The next moment he covered his head and continued,

The last point, just a little bit away...

Sister! Xin Baji shouted, Hurry up and take out all the sweets at home! Only the last bit is left!