Maybe a Fake Gintama

You too, Yue Yong said and leaned against the wall, took out his cigarette rod, took a puff, and looked at the sky in the distance.

Hey, can you two stop doing this! Xin Baji said with a dark face, It's exactly like a group of married women getting together to complain about their husbands! Forget it about Miss Yue Yong, what's wrong with this old woman? What’s going on!”

Hey! You really deserve a beating with those four eyes! Granny Denshi shouted.

Who would marry that kind of unreliable man who only stays at home and plays games, or who suddenly disappears for two weeks? Don't talk nonsense! Yue Yong retorted.

That's right. My silver hair has natural curly hair, which is about the same... Granny Dengshi continued.

Hey! It looks more like it now than before!

Speaking of which, we have found the location of those two idiots, Yue Yong said, taking out a folded piece of paper and handing it to Xin Baji.

Shinbaji looked at the two pieces of paper handed to him and fell into deep thought. He couldn't calm down for a long time. But finally, Shinbaji raised his head, looked at Granny Denshi and said, I will keep your relationship secret from Kagura. The relationship between Yinsang...

Hey! You kid is so annoying! Granny Denshi threw the piece of paper she took out at Xin Bajia's head, Who would marry such an unreliable man! Unless My brain is severely burned!

This condition has been met! This face must have been splashed with sulfuric acid a long time ago! Xin Baji retorted.

Whose face are you talking about having sulfuric acid poured on it? Do you want to die? You four-eyed virgin!

Ignoring the quarrel between the two, Yue Yong glanced in the direction of Wanshiwu, turned around and left.

…

The factory manager looked at the featureless virgin in front of him, then looked at the resume in his hand, and asked aloud: Yamazaki... what is the word at the end?

Retreat, Yamazaki retreat! Yamazaki replied.

[Yes, I am a member of the government's armed organization, the Shinsengumi...] Before Yamazaki could finish thinking about it, he was stopped by a certain street writer.

Author: Please limit your memories to five words.

【Why? ! 】 Yamazaki thought and unfolded his memories again, 【I am an undercover! 】

…

The factory director wearing glasses led Yamazaki towards the workshop.

Suga, it turns out you were laid off too, the factory director said as he walked. The streets are full of unemployed samurai recently.

[Of course I wasn’t laid off. Everywhere I went, there was a suspicious atmosphere of events happening here. ] Yamazaki thought to himself while looking around.

I used to walk around the world with a knife on my waist. Finally, the factory director led Yamazaki to the production workshop and said with some emotion, That's it now. There are many buddies here who are down-and-out samurai just like you. . We are all kindred spirits, let’s get along well.”

After saying that, the factory director looked at the employees working on the assembly line and shouted: Everyone, a new person has joined!

Okay!×2

Hearing the sound, Yamazaki looked over. It didn't matter. He saw two familiar people there...

Eh! Aren't you two... the boss of Wanshiwu and... the boss of that place?! Why are you in a place like this?!

With that said, Yamazaki walked up to Gintoki and Jiangcheng and whispered: It's me, Yamazaki of the Shinsengumi. In fact, I sneaked in here to conduct a secret investigation because I have some secrets.

I'm kindly telling you that these two guys have lost their memory and have forgotten all the past. The factory director reminded Yamazaki behind him.

Amnesia?! Yamazaki was shocked.

That's what happened. I'm really sorry. Gintoki said apologetically, You seem to be an old friend of mine, but I can't remember it anymore. Well, who are you from the True Selection Team? Can I call you Xiaoxin? ?”

Hey! I told you it was a secret investigation! Yamazaki quickly stopped him,

Ah, I also forgot...

No, it's obviously called virginity, right? Jiang Cheng frowned and raised his head.

Ah, you are right. No matter who sees him, he will think of words like [humble virginity]. He lives up to his name. Gintoki nodded, noncommittal.

Hey! Have you two really lost your memory?!!!

…

Hey! Boy, what are you doing?! The factory manager stood in front of Yamazaki and scolded, If one person makes a mistake in this kind of assembly line operation, everyone will stop!

Private...Private Marseille... Yamazaki replied softly, lowering his head.

Do you think an apology will be useful?! the factory director scolded, How many times do you want me to say it! What's so difficult about this! After saying that, the factory director personally demonstrated, Put this on this and then Just leave it here, won’t it?”

After saying that, the factory director placed an assembled justwe on the table.

After all, what is this doing? Yamazaki picked up the justwe and asked, What on earth is this factory producing?

Are you an idiot? the factory director continued, Of course we are producing justwe.

So, I'm just asking you what this justwe is! Yamazaki picked up justwe and asked the factory director.

The entire justwe is made of three parts, a red cylinder, a hemisphere with eyes and mouth painted on it, and two small wooden sticks serving as arms.

Justwe is justwe! Neither disrespectful nor humble!

He's just a loser! Yamazaki yelled, Looking at this, you have no motivation to work at all!

It doesn't matter even if you don't have the heart! Just do it! As he said that, the factory manager looked at Gintoki on the other side, Look at Sakata...

I saw that Gintoki was assembling justwe at a very fast speed, and the table next to him was already filled with justwe that Gintoki had assembled.

As expected of Sakata, he mass-produced a batch of justwe in an instant! a worker said with emotion.

It seems that he must be the next factory director... The factory director also sighed with emotion. At the same time, he looked at Jiang Cheng on the other side and rushed over without losing his temper.

Hey! What are you assembling here?!

JustAK! With that said, Jiang Cheng raised an AK47.

Hey! How did you assemble an AK with these things? It's so unscientific! Yamazaki complained.

Ah, this, Jiang Cheng said, giving Yamazaki a demonstration, First put the hemisphere on the cylinder, then insert the two wooden rods into the holes of the cylinder, and finally it's done with a thud.

After speaking, Jiang Cheng raised the just ak he had just completed.

Hey! It's something else entirely! What happened at that moment of [thud]?! Yamazaki complained, What happened at that moment of [thud]?!

Actually, it's not just [咚], it can also be [click]. Many people even use [woohoo] instead, but I don't recommend it~ Jiang Cheng said seriously.

Can adding a modal particle change so much?! Yamazaki yelled.

What did you kid do to the raw materials I worked so hard to prepare?! the factory director scolded, If you don't know how, ask Sakata more! They obviously entered the factory at the same time, look at you, you Look at Sakata again!”

It's very annoying, uncle, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, I can't get along with that guy...

Seeing Jiang Cheng and the factory director arguing, Yamazaki didn't know what to say...

…

lunch time.

After Jiangcheng and Gintoki were dragged to the factory by Yamazaki, the reason was of course that they were worried that their identities would be exposed while eating.

The three people sat on the steps, Yamazaki in the middle, and Jiang Cheng and Gintoki on both sides of Yamazaki.

Yes... we haven't caught any clues here yet... yes, but it's not completely missing... such as ak or something... Yamazaki said to the other end of the phone, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng, but just after he finished speaking, Yamazaki Hearing even more shocking news, Hey! Really?! I understand! I'll be right back!

Boss, I'm going to retreat from here! Yamazaki put down his mobile phone and said to the two of them, The director seems to be missing...

Jimmy, don't be discouraged just because of that. No one can do it right at the beginning. You have to adapt. Gintoki said seriously.

That's it. If you work hard, you can make what you want like me! For example, justDT and the like. Jiang Cheng said with the same serious face.

Who are you calling Jimmy! Although I am indeed here for [confidential] investigation, Yamazaki shouted, looking at Jiang Cheng, Also, who wants to make justDT that they like! Don't add it to others without authorization. What a strange dream! Also, the justAK you made is outrageous! How did you make it!

Even if you say so... Jiang Cheng frowned slightly and was about to make a long speech when he was stopped by Yamazaki.

Anyway, you two had better leave as soon as possible. The factory director here is actually telling a big lie. Yamazaki continued to persuade, On the surface, he seems to be very humane and has been hiring poor samurai, but I heard that he is actually They are wooing the rebels and plotting to rebel and overthrow the shogunate! There are also rumors that this place is secretly producing weapons for the rebels, and it has a large number of destructive weapons in order to cause some kind of terrorist activities. In short, it is not good at all.

That said, I only found out about this kind of thing... As he said that, Yamazaki sighed and took out an assembled justwe.

This is installed incorrectly! Jiang Cheng snatched the justwe back in an instant and completed the disassembly and reassembly in the blink of an eye. This justAK that I assembled myself is given to you. Be sure to remember us~

After saying that, Jiang Cheng couldn't hide his sadness. He brushed his face with one hand and handed the AK47 in his hand to Yamazaki with the other hand. Although we have only known each other for such a short time,... that kind of calmness to face oneself will last a lifetime. They are all humble virgins] mentality, I really... admire you! Woo hoo hoo...

Who do you think is destined to be a virgin forever! Yamazaki shouted, throwing the AK in his hand to the ground. Also, what do you want me to do by giving me this kind of farewell gift?!

No, don't think too complicatedly. If you add this, it will become [a lifetime of humble virginity with an AK], and the number of words will become longer, Jiang Cheng said seriously.

It's just that there are more AK! Nothing else has changed at all! Hey! It's still [a lifetime of inconspicuous virginity]! Yamazaki was so angry that he wanted to punch Jiang, Also! Stop assembling this kind of thing, okay! If this continues You will become the accomplice of that terrorist factory director!