Maybe a Fake Gintama

[Train Samurai]: Lost fallen angel Samurai Shiba, I have never had a girlfriend in 16 years. I am such a loser boy. I don’t know how to date girls. Can you teach me? What should I do? I'd love to hear the girls' opinions.

On the other side of the screen, a pair of hands that looked extremely useless were typing on a laptop.

[Abandoned Fallen Angel Shiba Samurai]: What a cute boy. Okay, let me teach you step by step, sister.

After clicking send, the owner of this useless pair of hands finally couldn't help but laugh out loud: Pfft hahaha, is this guy stupid? Do you really think I am a girl? Pfft hahaha...

Hey! Hurry up and settle the score for me! the customer in front of Madao scolded.

…

Just when Xinbaji had just finished reading the previous message and had no time to reply, Madao sent another message...

[Abandoned Fallen Angel Shiba Samurai]: Do you want to meet in real life next time?

Uh, what's going on? I suddenly feel that this person is very uncomfortable... Xin Baji couldn't help but feel a chill.

[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Where should we meet?

Why does this Fruit Hamaji samurai bite me and won't let go?! Shinpachi couldn't help but complain loudly, Didn't you say that we can only talk about samurai beliefs here?!

[Abandoned Fallen Angel Shiba Samurai]: You are obviously lying to him, you are stupid! Hundan, go visit XX website for the rest of your life!

[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku...

What are these people doing? Xin Bajiao's eyes twitched, but when he looked carefully, he suddenly found something different, Ah, look carefully...it turns out that this one is not [Fruit Punch Samurai], but It’s [Fruit Bintai Samurai]!”

On the other side of the screen, the owner of the [Fruit Bintai Samurai] account is using his orangutan paws to swipe the screen crazily on the keyboard...

…

[Fruit Punch Samurai]: Who are you? ! How dare you use a name similar to mine, what a rude fellow!

[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Don’t get confused! Change my name immediately!

Looking at the two people who started to quarrel with no end in sight, Shinbaji couldn't help but complained again, That's enough! How can such an insignificant dispute be so intense?!

Xin Baji finally felt a little tired, and lay down on his back, sighing softly, It really doesn't work. In this era when we only care about ourselves, how could anyone care about such a small trouble like me~

Just when Xin Baji was thinking wildly, the computer's message sounded again.

[Silver Samurai]: Train Samurai, what are you afraid of? What are you panicking about?

Xin Baji was shocked when he saw this online name, [Silver Samurai]...No way!!

[Silver Samurai]: Are you afraid of failing on a date? Are you afraid of being dumped? So worried about being hurt? you idiot!

Yin Sang! Why... why do you know... Xin Baji stood up in disbelief and looked around him, Could it be that you are here?

[Silver Samurai]: There are two things that people fear, and that is death and shame! I think people who are not afraid of death are stupid, but I will never laugh at people who are not afraid of embarrassment! I love this type of idiot! Just let it go! Train Samurai! Don't be afraid of embarrassment! Train Samurai! Even if you lose someone, you will become stronger at the same time! let's go! Train Samurai!

Seeing this, Xin Baji finally plucked up the courage and walked out, but he didn't notice that [Silver-haired Samurai] also sent some messages after him...

[Silver Samurai]: By the way, I am called Gin-san, and I used this trick to trick my girlfriend. You idiot~ She works in the aftermath house. She wears glasses and has a top-notch figure. She is really super cute~ Now lie down Beside me ~ you idiot ~ (chirp)

Xin Baji will never know,

The text I saw was typed by a pair of pig's trotters...

[FPS squatting useless samurai at home]: Let me add that there is just a sow upstairs.

[Silver Samurai]: Who is the sow! You bastard! Only Yinmulang can meow a sow!

[FPS useless samurai squatting at home]: What is this? Specialized pork?

[Silver Samurai]: Huh? Special...are you saying that I am Yin Sang's special meat [beep——]? Ah, why, why am I excited!

[FPS useless samurai sitting at home]: No, no one said that...

[Silver Samurai]: I never thought that I could meet someone who understands me so well on this Internet. You are great!

[FPS useless samurai squatting at home]: Not bad for your size! No one said that!

[Silver Samurai]: ps: One last thing to mention, if the person who sees this message does not send the message [Gin Sang and Xiao Yuan are dating] ten thousand times within three days, it will be ten thousand times on the night of the fourth day. The second point was solved by Xiao Yuan, the person responsible for the aftermath. This is true~PS PS: My friend actually disappeared after reading this message~

[FPS useless warrior squatting at home]: A real sow! PS: If anyone who sees this does not come to Yoshiwara XX store and spend one million yen, they will be dealt with by Yoshiwara's [Hyakuhua] two nights later, and then when they wake up on the third day, they will find that they are neither above nor above. The lower part will become soft and natural curls. PS of PS: This is true! A friend of mine couldn't help but turn her hair and personality into soft, natural curls because she didn't come to shop...

After seeing these two messages, a certain orangutan and a certain wig felt as if they were struck by lightning...

[Fruit Punch Samurai]: I said, Fruit Punch Samurai, have you seen it? ! If you see it, can you please cooperate with me and one person will go to Yoshiwara and another person will forward it 10,000 times!

[Fruit Punch Samurai]: Okay! We need to discuss it if necessary! Let’s meet! At one o'clock in the afternoon, I'll be waiting for you in front of Ieyasu's statue!

[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: I understand! Then I will be holding a fruit punch in my left hand! Fruit Punch Warrior Be sure to hold the Fruit Punch in your right hand!

[Fruit Punch Samurai]: Got it!

…

Hey, Yueyue, I have to go out~ Jiang Cheng walked to the door of Yueyong's room, which was half-hidden, and shouted inside.

However, after getting no reply for a while, Jiang Cheng poked his head in curiously and saw Yue Yong carefully typing something on a laptop.

What are you doing? Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

Ah! Yue Yong didn't expect Jiang Cheng to come in at this time, and couldn't help being startled, It's nothing, I'm just trying to find ways to attract some customers for the wandering girls who can't find customers, but I'm not very proficient in this... …”

Huh? Jiang Cheng glanced at the screen curiously, A good way is to use the Internet to attract customers~

By the way, what did you just say? Yue Yong asked.

It's nothing, I just want to go out~ Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, I saw your door open and wanted to say hello to you or something.

That's right, but it's best not to cause any amnesia drama this time.

Seeing Yue Yong's slightly threatening expression, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva, hurriedly patted his chest and promised: No, no! Absolutely not!

…

Hey, does that kid want to go to war? Gintoki looked at Shinpachi, who was not far away wearing the uniform of the Temadotsu Guards and holding a wooden sword, and continued, There is an unusual smell around...

I see, no wonder Shin-chan has been acting strangely lately~

According to the time mentioned in the letter, the girl will be arriving in Aru soon! Kagura took out a letter secretly stolen from Shinpachi and said.

Hey, what are you doing here? Jiang Cheng had just finished buying the game, but he found Gintoki, Kagura and Miao on the roadside.

Ah, isn't this Jiang Chengsang? A Miao turned her head and greeted Jiang Cheng with a smile.

Bachi wants to leave Gin-chan behind and step onto the ladder of adulthood alone, Aru. Kagura summed it up very well.

Huh? Jiang Cheng didn't understand at all, but when he looked into the distance and saw Xin Baji with cat ears, he understood instantly, So that's it~ Mr. Xin Baji is dating the three of you here. What's the problem?

That's it, let's not be light bulbs here, Gintoki said, turning around and preparing to leave, Let this kid treat us to some good food. I only want three strawberry parfaits. That’s it…”

Then I want the Italian mellow cuttlefish egg soy sauce durian flavored aru! Kagura raised her hand and said.

What kind of flavor is that! Jiang Cheng couldn't help but complain, What else do you call [this kid's treat]! Why did I say I was going to treat you! Can you not make such a simple decision!

Then the cod cheese ultra mushroom soda sandwich natto flavor is okay for me, Aru! Kagura said again.

What kind of strange taste is this! And that's not the point! Jiang Chengzhen was convinced by the girl in front of him, Don't think about treating guests recently. After the last amnesia chapter, my activity funds have been used up. The deduction has reached the limit. No, I just bought the game Counter-Terrorism Survival Jedi Elite Island Half-Life Battle at the Dawn of the Future and I already have no money...

The name of your game is similar to the weird flavors Kagura mentioned! Gintoki complained.

This may be the mother of the heir to our Shimura family. I have to verify it with my own eyes. A Miao said, holding her hands.

What you said is too far. If you continue like this, you will become a woman like a third aunt and a sixth wife. Gintoki waved his hand and said.

What if the child's name has the word [jian] in it? Wouldn't that give birth to a great comedian?! A Miao retorted.

PS: There is an artist in Japan named Ken Shimura.

PS's PS: A Miao's father's name, Shimura Ken, is a spoof of this artist.

PS of PS of PS: You may know, but I just want to add a PS. If you can, hit me~

How is it possible that there is a girl with the word [health] in her name! Gintoki retorted loudly.