Maybe a Fake Gintama

That's enough, it's really boring. Go back, Haruta. Jiang Cheng said and stood up.

Ah? No, I haven't played anything yet and I have to go back, no! Haruta pouted her little mouth with an unhappy look on her face.

Can you also consider Naruto's mood for me? Anyway, stop being annoying and go back to Mt. Miaomu. Jiang Cheng looked at Haruta speechlessly and said.

What's Naruto's mood? What else is going back to Mt. Myoboku? What do you think of me?! Is it still Gamaji? You can't get past this, can you?!!!

Actually, I still like the gentle and considerate psychic beasts like slug. The key voice is still a gentle female voice, so I can't like the toad~ Jiang Cheng continued.

Speaking of which, I prefer the Third Hokage's psychic beast. Kondo interjected.

Why? Are they the same kind? Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, What are the advantages of that kind of old monkey? It just can turn into a stick, and then it can be stretched. When I first watched Naruto, he said That is the most powerful psychic beast, but after seeing its true form, do you understand the sense of gap?

Maybe Kishimoto-sensei just made a typo, Kondo stretched out a finger to shake the orangutan's head and said seriously, Maybe Kishimoto-sensei originally wanted to write [the longest stick] but ended up writing [the strongest]. Psychic Beast] Like this.”

Maybe that's it. Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

Hey, can you stop talking about NARUTO and psychic beasts? Can you bring the topic back? Why is the topic getting further and further away? Can your head still be normal? Haruta shouted, Also, you two Apologize to Kishimoto-sensei! Apologize to all NARUTO fans! The monkey demon is already very strong! Didn’t he push the Nine-Tails out of the Leaf Village during the Kyuubi Rebellion!!”

Hey? Is there such a plot? Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured, I remember, didn't I push the Nine-Tails out after it turned into a stick and stretched it? It was still a joint effort with the Sandaime, and according to you, Isn’t it said that the toad boss is the most powerful? He directly suppressed the Nine-Tails under his butt?

It doesn't matter what happens! That's not what we're talking about now, right? Haruta shouted.

That's right. Which psychic beast is the strongest is not reflected in NARUTO. If you must know, you still need to hold the world's best psychic beast martial arts tournament! Jiang Cheng nodded.

There is no such thing! The psychic beast is just a companion of the ninja! There is no need for a showdown! There is no need at all!

This setting... After pondering for a moment, Jiang Cheng shook his head and continued, Before Shippuden, there were quite a few opportunities for psychic beasts to appear. For example, when Kakashi's class battled against Zabuza, the ninja dog summoned by Kakashi was still alive. There was the Chuunin exam with Naruto versus Gaara, the old monkey versus Orochimaru, and the battle between the three ninjas when they were looking for Tsunade, but...

...Has this setting faded away after Shippuden? After the two sides met, they rarely used psychic beasts and started fighting directly. The setting of psychic beasts was forgotten until Pain appeared and Jiraiya I also used the psychic beast again against Payne, and even added some immortal mode...

Seeing that Jiang Cheng was about to chatter again, Haruta quickly stopped him, Please stop talking, okay? It's so embarrassing, okay! An uncle is talking about NARUTO in an amusement park. This kind of thing is super embarrassing, okay! And, Kishimoto-sensei must have his own ideas! Moreover, if you have to draw a psychic beast for every battle, it will be very hard for Kishimoto-sensei! It will also reduce the number of scenes of the protagonist!

…

Hey, they are going to make a roller coaster! Songpinggong reminded, Hurry up and follow!

After saying that, Lord Matsudaira, Kondo and Shishi followed directly.

I want it too! Haruta raised his hand and said.

Go and play by yourself,

Jiang Cheng said and sat down again, I'll sleep here for a while. You can come directly to me when you're done.

Hey? Can't you play with me?

How long will you continue to act like a spoiled child? Jiang Cheng said helplessly.

Are you scared? Haruta teased, You're afraid of riding a roller coaster, so you don't dare to come with me, right?

Huh? Are you talking in your sleep? Jiang Cheng glanced at Qingta and said, Me? Scared? Are you kidding me??

If you're not afraid, why don't you sit with me? I remember you didn't sit like this last time you came to the amusement park, right?

What nonsense can a child with no hair grow say? Jiang Cheng stood up with an annoyed look on his face, Have you bungee jumped in the East African Rift Valley? Have you ever caught a bear on an Arctic glacier? Have you parachuted at an altitude of 10,000 meters?

Qingta shook his head like a rattle, and then said in shock, Brother Jiang Cheng, could it be that you...

Ah, I didn't either...

You didn't do that either, so what the hell are you talking about!

…

Is it really okay? Songping Gong sat on the seat of the roller coaster and asked Shi Shi who was standing aside.

Well, no problem, Sougo is super good at bullying others! Fourteen replied.

The seats on the roller coaster at this time: Kuriko and Nanbei are in the first row, Sougo is in the second row, Einari and Haruta are in the third row, Fourteen and Matsudaira are in the fourth row, and Orangutan is in the fifth row.

Hurry up! Sougo put a dagger against Nanbei's neck, Hurry up and [open the large number]! If you don't open the roller coaster before it comes back, I will kill you!

Uh... Qiubei was frightened to death in an instant, and his dark face turned pale.

Nanbei Sama? What's wrong with you? Li Zi asked kindly, You look so bad. If you're really so annoying, let's go down.

If you dare, I'll kill you now!

Sougo reminded from behind Nanbei.

Shut up! Didn't I tell you to sit with you? Nanibei yelled at Lizi beside him.

Seven Soldiers... Before Li Zi could finish speaking, the roller coaster had already started amidst the screams of passengers...

But just after it started, Jiang Chengcheng found Sougo in the front row flying out.

Is this how a roller coaster works? Jiang Cheng murmured, and at the same time unfastened his and Qingta's seat belts.

What are you doing?!!! Qingta felt bad.

Huh? Isn't that how it works? Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng also flew out with a Seita pendant on his leg.

…

Ah, it's a little more exciting than expected~ Jiang Cheng said while pulling Kondo's hair.

It's so exciting! Qingta hugged Jiang Cheng's legs with all his strength, I'm really going to die now! Someone come and save me!

Hey? Sougo-kun, what are you doing? Jiang Cheng asked, looking at Sougo in front of him who was pulling Shi Shi's hair.

Boss, did you forget to fasten your seat belt too?!

I saw that you weren't wearing it, so I didn't wear it~ Jiang Cheng explained with a finger.

Can you put that hand down! Hey! Haruta shouted loudly.

Both of you must have a hole in your head! Fourteen said and stretched out his hand to Sougo.

But before Fourteen could grab Sougo, Jiang Cheng had already taken the lead and grabbed Sougo's leg.

Boss! Let me go! Let me go!...Ah!!

Before Sougo finished shouting, he fell down with Jiang Cheng. At this time, Haruta had been frightened and fainted.

Fortunately, Jiang Cheng had quick eyesight and quick hands, and opened his umbrella directly, and then slowly landed on the ground.

There is a pendant on either side of Jiang Cheng's legs: a fainted Haruta and a fainted Sougo.

Look, are you completely okay? Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said.

Ah... Haruta finally came to his senses, Really! It's so exciting! Do it again! Do it again!

There is really no other way, so this is the last time. With that said, Jiang Cheng dragged the fainted Sougo with one hand and walked towards the starting point of the roller coaster.

But as soon as I arrived, I saw Kondo with a dark face and lowered head.

What's wrong? Jiang Cheng asked curiously, How do you feel...the orangutan's sitting height has become higher...

This matter...please keep it a secret... Kondo raised his head and said with tears streaming down his face.

Jiangcheng/Qingta: “…………”

…

Sitting on a bench in the amusement park, Shishi was speechless as he watched Jiangcheng and Haruta jump off the roller coaster again and land safely with their umbrellas open.

Why did the two of them turn the roller coaster into another game? Why did so many kids and girls line up around him? Did they treat that as a new sport?

It looks interesting, so do I... Sougo said as he stood up.

Sit down!

Speaking of which... Lord Songping lowered his head and sighed, then continued, If you don't scare me away, I will be scared by my daughter too.

Your daughter is really scary. Fourteen replied.

Don't you dare tell people I blew your mind.

Uncle, don't worry, your daughter is no longer incontinent. Look, Fourteen said, looking at Lizi who was exchanging ice cream with Nanbei, The guy changed his clothes but your daughter didn't.

You're not just walking around with your butt between your legs, are you?

How is that possible! Fourteen retorted, Your daughter said that she was incontinent because she was afraid that the bastard would get hurt.

What?!

Fourteen, what are you talking about? Even if I pull it on you, it won't scare you away, right? Kondo, who had changed his clothes on another bench, said, Even if I pull it on you, it will scare you away! But Li Zi even tolerates such a dirty part of that guy, right? Is that what you mean?!

Kondo-san, you scared me away too. Sougo added on the side.

Well, it seems that she is really interested in him... Fourteen was interrupted by Sougo's voice before he finished speaking.

Uncle, look over there! Sougo reminded, Oh no! We're going to make the Ferris wheel! You can't be wrong, you must want to kiss!

Really?! Lord Songping said in shock.

When it comes to the Ferris wheel, it's Kiss! It was built just for Kiss! Sougo added.

K...Kiss?! Really?! I didn't know that before! Kondo said in shock, and then stood up suddenly, Li Zi is in danger! Let's get up!

After saying that, Sougo Kondo took the lead and Matsudaira rushed over behind the two of them.

But Fourteen, who stayed where he was, was thoughtful...

…

Again and again! Brother Jiang Cheng! After landing again, Qingta said excitedly to Jiang Cheng beside him.

How many times has this happened? Jiang Cheng picked his ears impatiently, I'm a little tired of it...

The last time! I promise!

This is what you said, the last time! Then go home honestly!

With that said, Jiang Chengcheng took Qingta to the starting point of the roller coaster.

…

Yeah! So exciting! Qingta hugged Jiang Cheng's thigh and shouted, but just as he finished shouting, he saw a helicopter below him, Why is there a helicopter below?

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng and Qingta had landed in front of the helicopter. At this time, Jiang Cheng discovered that there were three big men holding sniper rifles in the helicopter...

Those souls who hinder other people's love! Disappear all of them!

When Jiang Cheng heard this, he turned his head subconsciously and saw Fourteen standing on the roof, holding a huge mayonnaise cannon.

Hey! Who's stopping you from falling in love! Jiang Cheng scolded.

However, Fourteen didn't think much at all and opened fire directly. Not only Jiang Cheng but also the helicopters behind were all shot down by this shot...

…

Yoshihara.

Are you two involved in any explosion? Hiwa asked with a squinted smile.

It's... almost... Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said.

Absolutely... Haruta scratched his head at the same time and said...