Maybe a Fake Gintama

Lord Jiang Cheng…

Master Jiang Cheng...

Please wake up...

Hearing the call in his ear, the man's naked upper body was covered with some kind of magnets connected to testing instruments, and also filled with various catheters, his eyelashes trembled slightly.

The man who opened his eyes was filled with confusion and emptiness.

Crash--

The man who sat up from the light blue nutrient solution looked at the long green-haired man with a confused look on his forehead who had a mole on his forehead in front of him. He was half-crouching and kept whispering the words Sir Jiang Cheng... woman.

Do you still remember your name? Master Jiang Cheng? Do you still have memories? Master Jiang Cheng?

What am I?

The man murmured, stumbling out his first words after waking up, but the next moment, many images suddenly flashed through the man's mind.

The man with unbearable pain in his head subconsciously covered his head and let out a hiss.

A full two minutes passed before the man raised his head again and looked at the green-haired woman in front of him, but this time, his blue eyes regained clarity.

It's Xiaoyu.

With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up from the strange healing device under him and stepped out.

Jiang Cheng took the clothes from Xiaoyu's hand and put them on his body. He raised his head and glanced at the room, which was like a secret laboratory, and murmured softly: Am I...survived?

Lord Jiang Cheng, we are in a hurry.

Huh? What's wrong? Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, but the next moment he suddenly discovered something. It was a camera-like thing held under Xiaoyu's arm.

What is this? Oh, I get it!

Jiang Cheng suddenly tapped his hand and suddenly realized: This is that one, right? Because a lot of time may have passed, so it is something that allows me to understand what happened to the outside world during that time, right? Is it recording some of the things that happened in the past? ?”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly and sighed softly: It's true, you even prepared such a thing for me. No need, Xiaoyu, I believe in you from the beginning to the end.

Your words will definitely create a good future.

Xiaoyu... shook her head.

No? What is that? Could it be that...

As he said this, Jiang Cheng, who suddenly thought of something, looked down at his body and thought carefully: Did you consider this? Do you want to test the function of [Beep——]? Because this happens when you fall asleep. There is no way to test it, so I asked you to send in the videotape? In fact, I personally think there is no problem, but if you have to test it, then let’s try it.”

Jiang Cheng took a step forward, crouched down and reached out to lift up the screen on the side of the large camera and turned it over towards himself.

Let me tell you in advance, Xiaoyu, I have very high requirements for the movie. If the function does not work properly, it may be a problem with the movie. The play button...ah! Is this it?

With that said, Jiang Cheng pressed the button with the start icon on the side, but then suddenly thought of something, raised his head and asked: Speaking of... Although it's just a robot, do you want to avoid it? If someone is here, I will under pressure…

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized that a dazzling and unavoidable dazzling beam of light burst out from the camera lens in front of him at lightning speed!

Jiang Cheng, who was overwhelmed by the light for a moment, finally just complained...

You have accumulated too much!!!

Subtitles: Maybe this is the fake Gintama final chapter (final chapter)——

——The final journey is also called the last rescue journey (the last rescue journey)

……Start now.

(Note: The opening timeline is the night before the end of the previous article.)

…

The war against the foreigners may be called a meaningless meat grinder.

Jiang Cheng, who was standing on a certain spaceship, had just killed a mercenary group with a very powerful name.

Planet Destroyer... seemed to be the name, but Jiang Cheng didn't pay attention at all, and didn't even remember the name in his heart.

Time is urgent, and the comrades below are risking their lives to fight against the heavenly beings. Jiang Cheng has no time to stay in this place.

On the battlefield, apart from his comrades, for Jiang Cheng, the rest are just enemies that need to be killed, and that's all.

The eyes that were so cold that there was no warmth in them, the sword that had slashed countless enemies and was full of gaps and dripping blood, and... the pace that never stopped.

Apart from the secondary word cold-faced killing god, I really can't find a suitable word to describe Jiang Cheng during the war against foreigners.

thump!

Jiang Cheng, who was just about to jump off the spaceship, suddenly felt his heart beating irregularly and frowned slightly.

But it seemed that it was just that moment, so Jiang Cheng didn't pay too much attention and jumped directly from the spaceship. With his head of bright orange hair, he once again plunged into the enemy like a crazy but calm beast. among.

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that on the spaceship, the enemy named Nightmare who had just been easily eliminated by him was staring directly at him until the last moment...

…

When Jiang Cheng came back to his senses, he was already in a deserted narrow alley. At the same time, the sounds of the bustling and noisy crowd outside the alley, car engine whistles, cries, and shouts reached Jiang Cheng's ears. inside.

He raised his head and glanced at Xiaoyu in front of him, then turned his head and glanced at the entrance of the alley. Jiang Cheng obviously didn't understand what was going on.

Just when I was about to ask, I heard this opening statement.

The era of samurai is over...

Hey? Haruta? Boruto? Jiang Cheng raised his head and asked in confusion, What's going on? What is this? A new opening line? Real or fake? Is this plagiarism? It's exactly the same as the first episode of Bo Oden. Even The voice actors are exactly the same, are you okay? Are you really okay?

It's okay, Master Jiang Cheng.

Xiaoyu spoke and took a step forward: A place like this can be fooled by using seiyuu jokes, and there won't be any complaints.

How did you fool the past! This is definitely not possible! By the way, why is it Seita? Where is the new Eighteen? Where is the New Eighteen?! He is responsible for the opening remarks, right?

Master Xin Baji... Xiaoyu turned away silently, ...has been eliminated by the times.

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng nodded, propped his chin and said, I see, virginity cannot survive in this society. After all, it has given up on the great mission of human reproduction, and it is natural for it to be eliminated.

No, that's not what I meant.

Xiaoyu shook her head, with a bit of sadness in her eyes, and continued: Master Xinbaji... he changed into a new pair of glasses last week. I heard that the original pair... has...

Xin...Xinbachi, he... Jiang Cheng's pupils were trembling, his voice was trembling, and his raised hand couldn't stop trembling, ...dead...dead...no, it's not possible...he...he...

Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and showed a bit of unbearability on his face, but the next moment he suddenly returned to normal.

Okay, the moment of silence is over. Where is this place?

This is... three years after you woke up. That is, the world five years after you, Mr. Jiang Cheng, accomplished everything you wanted to do.

That's it... As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned back and looked through the narrow alley towards the crowded and lively street, But in my opinion, there is no difference between sleeping for two years and sleeping for five years.

Please take this with you. Xiaoyu reached out and took out the mole from her forehead and put it on Jiang Cheng's forehead. Because you are a being who was not supposed to exist in this era. Put this device on People won’t recognize you after you put it on your forehead.”

Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and put it on his forehead, sighing softly: A time machine, and a device like this, this is a unique time travel. I didn't expect that I would have such an opportunity. It's such an incredible future. Woolen cloth.

Master Jiang Cheng, aren't you surprised? Don't you ask why you were summoned to this future world? Don't you ask what happened?

No need. Jiang Cheng shook his head, then raised his head and looked at the small window above his head, Whether it is two years from now or five years from now, I have always believed that your words can definitely create a good future. of the future.”

Kagura, wake up, don't you still have work?

Jiang Hua's voice came from the window.

I want to sleep a little longer, Aru...

Kagura's sleepy voice followed closely behind.

…

Kabukicho, an ordinary two-story building with a small area.

The first floor is a small bookstore run by this family, and the second floor is the residence of this family (the Jianghua family).

The male owner seems to travel frequently and rarely stays at home. And the adult son of this family goes home much less often than the male owner.

In the small alley on one side, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the small side window with gentle eyes. The sound coming from inside made Jiang Cheng a little obsessed.

Lord Jiang Cheng, you can...

No need. Jiang Cheng retracted his wandering thoughts and shook his head gently, There are some things that you just need to know about, there is no need to do it yourself...

Okay. Xiaoyu interrupted Jiang Cheng and said firmly.

Really... Jiang Cheng looked at Xiaoyu, his eyes complex but revealing a trace of extravagant hope, ...is it okay?

Yes! This is the future that is only possible because of Mr. Jiang Cheng! So it is okay! I want to...

Before she finished speaking, Xiaoyu suddenly became expressionless and her words stopped abruptly.

Jiang Cheng carefully folded the white panties hanging on the hanger by the window and stuffed them into his arms like a treasure and placed them on his chest with a look of satisfaction on his face.

I will treasure Sister Jianghua's panties...

[Enemy mode is on! 】A cold mechanical sound sounded.

buzz buzz

Looking at Xiaoyu, whose eyes turned red and whose expression was cold, and at the same time many weapons appeared on his body and pointed at him, Jiang Cheng quickly defended: Hey! Wait! You said it was okay, right?! I stole it only after you said it was okay... Take it! I obviously said no! It was you who said yes!

boom! boom! boom!

Ahhhhhhh! Jiang Cheng screamed.

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